Things you hate people saying

What’s meant for you won’t pass you by . Bullshit

From the get-go

Reached out

Super excited etc

Revert back.

Stupid meaningless nonsense phrase. What's wrong with the word "reply"?

People who ehhh and ummm their way through sentences. I recently had a work training thing and the trainer ehhhhhhhhhhh'd their way through it.

"Well ehhhh what we're going to see here is ehhhh and if you look at the ehhhh graph on the ehhhhh right.... "

I was fit to strangle him.

"I want to make the world a better place"

The credo of black-hearted fiends.

Now let's call a spade a spade.

Hate it when people dig up the cliches. Super annoying..

'' I sold my car to we buy any car''. Feckin detest that.

"lightning never strikes twice"

Yes it does, it strikes a hell of a lot more than twice, it strikes all the f**king time!!!!

I know the original saying is that it never strikes the same place twice (which is also incorrect given the existence of lightning conductors) but by removing the 'the same place' from the phrase it completely nullifies any possible truthful meaning and just sounds completely stupid instead!

Irish people saying either of these

"My bad"

"I was sat"

Great shout, goes hand in hand with claiming that something is a 'very Irish phenomenon' despite being the most mundane, normal, widespread 'phenomenon' you could think of, eg:

Thanking the bus driver

Or

Asking a taxi driver if they are busy 🙄

I completely agree

D'ya know, you're the absolute cut of your uncle Brian.

(Uncle Brian was a violent alcoholic, wife and child beater).

My truth

Hands up on both.

My bad isn't irish!

I read your quoted quote in a Daniel O'Donnell accent. In your head now...and I will not apologise!

How are you? As if they give a flying fcuk.

Bolloxed, glad you asked.

Be grand in the mornin.

Aye

A job of work.

Sure lookit.

Any and all officespeak/business bullshit bingo.

Ireland Inc.

Out out.

Doggo - what are you, 5 years old?

Any sort of mild controversy have 'gate' attached to it.

Like the original incident was the Watergate scandal, so why did people just arbitrarily take the 'gate' at the end and decide that would be the perfect addon to literally any word to represent a scandal or controversy 🤷