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I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,067 ✭✭✭✭smurfjed


    Descending to land in the barren country of CHAD.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭thomil


    In recovery after an emergency amputation?

    It's always heartwarming to see how supportive this thread is :D:D

    Deskside here with all limbs still attached... I think :eek:

    Good luck trying to figure me out. I haven't managed that myself yet!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    Depends on what appendage was amputated. :p

    Hey, the ladies don't call me stumpy for nothing you know! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Hey, the ladies don't call me stumpy for nothing you know! :)

    So I've heard around the town.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,068 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Jaysus...you went dark straight away!....
    will you marry me? :D:D

    She'd chew you up and spit you out, my friend!
    Go Leggings!!

    To thine own self be true



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭NewRed2


    Got a strange text this morning telling me to google Tony Blairs hair.
    So I did.
    Oh sweet jesus he looks nuts. I'm not one for giving a toss about anyone's hair cuts but there's something mental about seeing Tony Blair of all people looking like a hippie

    Then I received an email from Sergeant Chad offering me a few thousand barrels of oil at reduced price that he had smuggled out of Iraq during the war.
    So I will have to nip over to the ATM later on. I wonder will he take cash?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    A lad is after walking in carrying the tops of 3 fingers in his other hand.... Unsurprisingly enough, be was rushed straight thru.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    NewRed2 wrote: »
    Got a strange text this morning telling me to google Tony Blairs hair.
    So I did.
    Oh sweet jesus he looks nuts. I'm not one for giving a toss about anyone's hair cuts but there's something mental about seeing Tony Blair of all people looking like a hippie

    I just did. His hair is better than mine at the moment! And what exactly is wrong with hippies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭NewRed2


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    And what exactly is wrong with hippies?

    :D I feel scared now. Ehm nothing, I love them? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    A lad is after walking in carrying the tops of 3 fingers in his other hand.... Unsurprisingly enough, be was rushed straight thru.

    Are you sure they weren't the toes that dropped off your foot on the way in?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,557 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    She'd chew you up and spit you out, my friend!
    Go Leggings!!

    I beg your pardon! :mad:

    I'm positively benign and charming. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    NewRed2 wrote: »
    :D I feel scared now. Ehm nothing, I love them? :pac:

    And so you should. Hippies are lovely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Are you sure they weren't the toes that dropped off your foot on the way in?

    Ha, no, but the nurse was lovely to me, loads of ooohs...and aaahhhs and asked me if wanted pain relief...
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭NewRed2


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    And so you should. Hippies are lovely.

    It was Tony Blair looking like one that seemed incongruous, I'm entirely neutral on the whole Hippie thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    I beg your pardon! :mad:

    I'm positively benign and charming. :p

    Ah you're no good to me so... Next!
    :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Ha, no, but the nurse was lovely to me, loads of ooohs...and aaahhhs and asked me if wanted pain relief...
    :)

    And then she went and said to her colleagues "do you know how long that fool left it to get his foot checked out?!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,843 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Sun is out, motivate ffs


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    NewRed2 wrote: »
    It was Tony Blair looking like one that seemed incongruous, I'm entirely neutral on the whole Hippie thing.

    I love a nice, hairy hippy, me. All beardy and smiley and sexy and stoned. Oh well. Mr Sardi ticks most of those boxes, so I wont complain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I love a nice, hairy hippy, me. All beardy and smiley and sexy and stoned. Oh well. Mr Sardi ticks most of those boxes, so I wont complain

    Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
    :P :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭NewRed2


    Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
    :P :P

    :pac: Were they painkillers or bravery tablets they gave you earlier?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Tbf, if I was around you I'd have to be stoned too!
    :P :P

    In fairness, you're not a hairy hippy, you're a baldy hoppy, so you dont need to blame me for your recreational habits.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,843 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Roll up, roll up, world's smallest violin playing here!.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    NewRed2 wrote: »
    :pac: Were they painkillers or bravery tablets they gave you earlier?

    I reckon they shot him with a tranquilizer dart in a vain attempt to stop his mouth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,557 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I googled Tony Blair.

    He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    In fairness, you're not a hairy hippy, you're a baldy hoppy, so you dont need to blame me for your recreational habits.

    I'm.a baldy grungehead better get it right for my tombstone ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭NewRed2


    I googled Tony Blair.

    He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.

    :D

    And if he doesn't then we know someone who could sell him one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I'm.a baldy grungehead better get it right for my tombstone ;)

    Ah, that's tragic. At least I can shake my hair around to the Pixies. And with that foot, you can"t even mosh any more. My lip is quivering here. It must be my mellow, hippy heart.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,068 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I googled Tony Blair.

    He looks like a demented pervert rather than a hippy. I bet he has a trenchcoat for his flashing predilection.

    One website touting him as a Peter Stringfellow lookalike :D

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 16,557 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    NewRed2 wrote: »
    :D

    And if he doesn't then we know someone who could sell him one!

    I need mine!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,557 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    One website touting him as a Peter Stringfellow lookalike :D

    :D

    And then there's Cherie with a mouth like a burst slipper.


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