Dental plan!

EagererBeaver · 01-03-2021 8:33am

Riddle101 wrote: »

Homer: "My daughter Lisa, IQ 156."
Lisa: "Hi."
Homer: "See."
Homer: "And my son Bart. He owns a factory down town."

And *sniff, sniff*...LOBSTERS FOR DINNER!

Rawr · 01-03-2021 10:48am

EagererBeaver wrote: »

And *sniff, sniff*...LOBSTERS FOR DINNER!

Would you like to see my Grammy award?

silliussoddius · 01-03-2021 5:29pm

Lisa Simpson : I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Clerk : Okay.

[reaches into a box under the counter]

Clerk : Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa Simpson : How can a hamster write mysteries?

Clerk : Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

Lisa Simpson : Aw, c'mon.

Clerk : Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

RobbingBandit · 01-03-2021 5:33pm

Lousy Smarch weather

paddylonglegs · 02-03-2021 11:22am

You will die a terrible terrible death.

Riddle101 · 04-03-2021 8:23pm

Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe.
Homer: Pepe.

MUFC91CS · 04-03-2021 9:21pm

So I says Mabel I says

silliussoddius · 04-03-2021 9:22pm

Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever done without it.

Do you smell something?

Amalgam · 04-03-2021 11:28pm

Mister Burns: I'm a big boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6i-7Jg_4Dk

AndrewJRenko · 05-03-2021 12:36am

Tramampoline! Trumbopoline!

New Home · 12-03-2021 2:58am

RobbingBandit · 12-03-2021 3:41am

Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.

Rawr · 12-03-2021 8:17am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.

"Use your Newton"

Beat up Martin

EAT UP MARTHA

Loafing Oaf · 12-03-2021 1:16pm

My favourite simpsons moment

Riddle101 · 13-03-2021 2:07am

"Hey fatty, I've got a movie for ya! A Fridge Too Far."

RobbingBandit · 13-03-2021 4:25am

C.M. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!

Rawr · 13-03-2021 10:55am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

C.M. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!

Burns:
//My country tis' of thee//
//Austia-Hun-gar-ee//
//O-bey your King//

silliussoddius · 13-03-2021 4:58pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

C.M. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!

Schindler El Grande, Burns El Diablo

Loafing Oaf · 13-03-2021 10:24pm

Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

talla10 · 14-03-2021 1:18am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

C.M. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!

Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.

Truly you are the son of god.

Excellent!

Loafing Oaf · 14-03-2021 1:31am

AndrewJRenko · 19-03-2021 7:35pm

TV: :Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

silliussoddius · 19-03-2021 7:58pm

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

RobbingBandit · 19-03-2021 8:10pm

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns

RobbingBandit · 19-03-2021 8:14pm

Homer Simpson: Eight kids?... Hmmm.

Homer Simpson: I'm sterile, right baby doll?

Marge Simpson: Yes dear, from the nuclear plant.

Homer Simpson: Beautiful.

Loafing Oaf · 19-03-2021 8:44pm

Don't you hate it when you go to the bathroom and there's no toilet paper.

RobbingBandit · 20-03-2021 11:42pm

Weird Al Yankovic: Raisin Bran with apple sauce,Tony Danza, he's the boss, Brain freeze, brain freeze

talla10 · 22-03-2021 11:52pm

Come along now Bort.

You talking to me Lady?

No, my son is also called Bort

EagererBeaver · 23-03-2021 12:09am

Think harder, Homer.

Rolling Stone · 23-03-2021 10:19am

It's a monster, kill it, kill it!

Wait, it's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns.

Aw, it's Mr. Burns. Kill it, kill it!

AndrewJRenko · 25-03-2021 8:24pm

Moe: Hey, Homer, who's the manatee?

RobbingBandit · 26-03-2021 5:56am

Moe: Here comes the Moe with a pretty girl cause these are things that happened in real life.

Loafing Oaf · 26-03-2021 11:45am

Watch this Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

Rawr · 26-03-2021 1:37pm

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Watch this Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

Cake Man · 01-04-2021 1:06pm

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”

Loafing Oaf · 01-04-2021 1:10pm

Marge, those people came after us with pitchforks and torches! Torches!

RobbingBandit · 01-04-2021 4:50pm

Bart: April Foools

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.

Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.

Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.

Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8.

Lou: [on the radio] We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

Loafing Oaf · 08-04-2021 5:38pm

B.A._Baracus · 24-04-2021 3:47pm

Might as well post this here. But there is a little uproar accordingly about an episode that aired in the states a few months ago and that which aired last weekend on Sky One.

It's a flashback episode to where Homer is a teenager in the 90s. So Home-boy is now a millennial. It also means Homer is "younger" than Bart as Bart was 10 when the show started in 1989.

Now, let's get the obvious out of the way. It's a show. It's a cartoon. It's not real :pac:

But it is silly when you look back on some of the classic bits in the Simpsons. Like when homer:

"When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listenin' to Queen
When I was seventeen."
... While Abe watches the moonlanding on TV. So homer was a 60s teenager.

Then a couple of years ago they did another flashback episode how Homer and Marge first meet Ned back in the late 90s. Homer and Marge are meant to be late 20s.

Again, it's just a show :pac: but make of that what you will.

Rawr · 24-04-2021 5:30pm

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Might as well post this here. But there is a little uproar accordingly about an episode that aired in the states a few months ago and that which aired last weekend on Sky One.

It's a flashback episode to where Homer is a teenager in the 90s. So Home-boy is now a millennial. It also means Homer is "younger" than Bart as Bart was 10 when the show started in 1989.

Now, let's get the obvious out of the way. It's a show. It's a cartoon. It's not real :pac:

But it is silly when you look back on some of the classic bits in the Simpsons. Like when homer:

"When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listenin' to Queen
When I was seventeen."
... While Abe watches the moonlanding on TV. So homer was a 60s teenager.

Then a couple of years ago they did another flashback episode how Homer and Marge first meet Ned back in the late 90s. Homer and Marge are meant to be late 20s.

Again, it's just a show :pac: but make of that what you will.

I think it's been a mistake for them to even re-visit Homer & Marge's past as time moved on. For a show that was maybe going to manage 10-ish seasons it would have been alright, but since we might hit 40(!) seasons they are just asking for weirdness here. They should really avoid any "past" that takes place in a year when The Simpsons was actually airing. Otherwise how is Maggie not in her 30's now?

It's a silly sitcom so strict cannon and logic are optional...but it stopped being fun years ago and lately I do't even watch new episodes because it's borderline upsetting to see the state of the modern show. Doing weird stuff like pushing the "past" forward is harder to ignore when what you're getting in return is not even enjoyable.

Riddle101 · 24-04-2021 5:33pm

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Kids: Yeah!!!
Sideshow Bob(under the car): No
Homer: Two against one.
*drives through catcus patch*

New Home · 24-04-2021 5:44pm

Those discrepancies in the years make sense to me - it's a timeless show. :pac:

Papa_Bear · 24-04-2021 8:20pm

Hey that's great, i'm gonna eat mayonase!

RobbingBandit · 24-04-2021 9:25pm

Lisa: Dad, as you know, we’ve been swimming. And we’ve developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of—

Lisa and Bart: “Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?”

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.

Santan · 24-04-2021 9:59pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Lisa: Dad, as you know, we’ve been swimming. And we’ve developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of—

Lisa and Bart: “Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?”

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.

Honestly used this line a thousand times when I have to do something that the wife wants but I don't

And she still doesn't get it, women eh?

RobbingBandit · 24-04-2021 11:18pm

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore

AndrewJRenko · 25-04-2021 6:36pm

TV reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.

suicide_circus · 25-04-2021 7:04pm

Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge : It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz : Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

silliussoddius · 25-04-2021 8:35pm

We started off like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy.

RobbingBandit · 25-04-2021 8:40pm

Mr Burns:] Who the devil are you!!!

Homer:My name is Homer Jay Simpson

Dental plan!

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