Dental plan!

Riddle101 wrote: »

Homer: "My daughter Lisa, IQ 156."
Lisa: "Hi."
Homer: "See."
Homer: "And my son Bart. He owns a factory down town."

And *sniff, sniff*...LOBSTERS FOR DINNER!

Lisa Simpson : I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Clerk : Okay.

[reaches into a box under the counter]

Clerk : Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa Simpson : How can a hamster write mysteries?

Clerk : Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

Lisa Simpson : Aw, c'mon.

Clerk : Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

You will die a terrible terrible death.

So I says Mabel I says

Mister Burns: I'm a big boy.

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.

"Use your Newton"

Beat up Martin

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EAT UP MARTHA

"Hey fatty, I've got a movie for ya! A Fridge Too Far."

RobbingBandit wrote: »

C.M. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!

Burns:
//My country tis' of thee//
//Austia-Hun-gar-ee//
//O-bey your King//

Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

Homer Simpson: Eight kids?... Hmmm.

Homer Simpson: I'm sterile, right baby doll?

Marge Simpson: Yes dear, from the nuclear plant.

Homer Simpson: Beautiful.

Weird Al Yankovic: Raisin Bran with apple sauce,Tony Danza, he's the boss, Brain freeze, brain freeze

Think harder, Homer.