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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #9152
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    No.

    How do you respond entering a room where somebody says, you again / look who's here / it's the muppett

    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?


  • #9153
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?

    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?


  • #9154
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?

    Every morning and there's one particularly annoying little bastard.

    Any sliding doors where you live?


  • #9155
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?


  • #9156
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?

    I'll say Linked in as there is an awful lot of virtue signalling hogwash on it.

    Know any words that rhyme with mobile?


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  • #9157
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail


  • #9158
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail

    Everlasting life you say father?

    Sea fishing or freshwater fishing?


  • #9159
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar


  • #9160
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar

    Covered in sawdust a few days back.

    What would your casino game be?


  • #9161
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)


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  • #9162
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)

    Today, 50/50 red or black, Chose red, red won.

    Do you spit?


  • #9163
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?


  • #9164
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?

    At a Dickie Rock concert.

    Whose underwear would you like thrown at you?


  • #9165
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.


  • #9166
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.

    I don't think it's good etiquette to give gifts and divulge the cost.

    Would you wear obviously odd socks?


  • #9167
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends


  • #9168
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends

    None of my friends are well-healed, they all have lingering injuries.

    What's your favourite aspect of online gaming?


  • #9169
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?


  • #9170
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?

    Brexit.

    Have you ever made a speech at a wedding?


  • #9171
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?


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  • #9172
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?

    Bernie Madoff's 75th.

    What have you learned today?


  • #9173
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked


  • #9174
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU


    When was the last time you had a bigmac?


  • #9175
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?


  • #9176
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?

    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?


  • #9177
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?

    I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.


  • #9178
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.

    Been that long I can't remember.

    Are you on the verge of anything?


  • #9179
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?


  • #9180
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?

    A dinner date with you.

    Do you have anything for sale?


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  • #9181
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    I'd trash it before it got in your paws.

    How many times have you re regged on boards before your current handle


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