The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris · 29-03-2021 10:28pm

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No.

How do you respond entering a room where somebody says, you again / look who's here / it's the muppett

I'd stop going into the room.

What's the best clothes washing detergent?

30-03-2021 7:11am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'd stop going into the room.

What's the best clothes washing detergent?

Whichever is on special offer

When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?

Bob Harris · 30-03-2021 8:59am

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Whichever is on special offer

When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?

Every morning and there's one particularly annoying little bastard.

Any sliding doors where you live?

31-03-2021 3:58pm

Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?

Bob Harris · 31-03-2021 4:15pm

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Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?

I'll say Linked in as there is an awful lot of virtue signalling hogwash on it.

Know any words that rhyme with mobile?

31-03-2021 4:37pm

docile

Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail

Bob Harris · 31-03-2021 5:05pm

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docile

Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail

Everlasting life you say father?

Sea fishing or freshwater fishing?

31-03-2021 5:25pm

Freshwater fishing

The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar

Bob Harris · 31-03-2021 6:20pm

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Freshwater fishing

The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar

Covered in sawdust a few days back.

What would your casino game be?

31-03-2021 7:54pm

Roulette

The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)

Bob Harris · 31-03-2021 9:45pm

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Roulette

The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)

Today, 50/50 red or black, Chose red, red won.

Do you spit?

31-03-2021 10:13pm

Yeah

The last time some landed on ya?

Bob Harris · 05-04-2021 8:34am

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Yeah

The last time some landed on ya?

At a Dickie Rock concert.

Whose underwear would you like thrown at you?

05-04-2021 10:41am

Your Ma's.

When last did you or somebody else
give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.

Bob Harris · 05-04-2021 10:50am

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Your Ma's.

When last did you or somebody else
give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.

I don't think it's good etiquette to give gifts and divulge the cost.

Would you wear obviously odd socks?

05-04-2021 12:26pm

You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends

Bob Harris · 06-04-2021 4:10pm

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You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends

None of my friends are well-healed, they all have lingering injuries.

What's your favourite aspect of online gaming?

11-04-2021 8:30pm

Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?

Bob Harris · 11-04-2021 8:31pm

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Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?

Brexit.

Have you ever made a speech at a wedding?

12-04-2021 3:52am

I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?

Bob Harris · 15-04-2021 8:58am

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I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?

Bernie Madoff's 75th.

What have you learned today?

16-04-2021 11:25am

Life is by and large grim

Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked

Bob Harris · 16-04-2021 11:54am

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Life is by and large grim

Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU

When was the last time you had a bigmac?

16-04-2021 12:10pm

Forgotten.

When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?

Bob Harris · 16-04-2021 12:15pm

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Forgotten.

When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?

They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?

Paddy Samurai · 16-04-2021 2:36pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?

I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

What was the last film you enjoyed?.

Bob Harris · 17-04-2021 8:30am

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I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

What was the last film you enjoyed?.

Been that long I can't remember.

Are you on the verge of anything?

30-04-2021 9:04pm

a brain fart?

what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?

Bob Harris · 02-05-2021 10:28am

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a brain fart?

what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?

A dinner date with you.

Do you have anything for sale?

02-05-2021 11:48am

I'd trash it before it got in your paws.

How many times have you re regged on boards before your current handle

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