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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #9152
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No.

    How do you respond entering a room where somebody says, you again / look who's here / it's the muppett

    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?


  • #9153
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?

    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?


  • #9154
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?

    Every morning and there's one particularly annoying little bastard.

    Any sliding doors where you live?


  • #9155
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?


  • #9156
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?

    I'll say Linked in as there is an awful lot of virtue signalling hogwash on it.

    Know any words that rhyme with mobile?


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  • #9157
    [Deleted User]
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    docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail


  • #9158
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail

    Everlasting life you say father?

    Sea fishing or freshwater fishing?


  • #9159
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar


  • #9160
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar

    Covered in sawdust a few days back.

    What would your casino game be?


  • #9161
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)


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  • #9162
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)

    Today, 50/50 red or black, Chose red, red won.

    Do you spit?


  • #9163
    [Deleted User]
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    Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?


  • #9164
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?

    At a Dickie Rock concert.

    Whose underwear would you like thrown at you?


  • #9165
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.


  • #9166
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.

    I don't think it's good etiquette to give gifts and divulge the cost.

    Would you wear obviously odd socks?


  • #9167
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends


  • #9168
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends

    None of my friends are well-healed, they all have lingering injuries.

    What's your favourite aspect of online gaming?


  • #9169
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?


  • #9170
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?

    Brexit.

    Have you ever made a speech at a wedding?


  • #9171
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?


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  • #9172
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a cr@p person?

    Bernie Madoff's 75th.

    What have you learned today?


  • #9173
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked


  • #9174
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU


    When was the last time you had a bigmac?


  • #9175
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?


  • #9176
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?

    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?


  • #9177
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?

    I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.


  • #9178
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.

    Been that long I can't remember.

    Are you on the verge of anything?


  • #9179
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?


  • #9180
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?

    A dinner date with you.

    Do you have anything for sale?


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  • #9181
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd trash it before it got in your paws.

    How many times have you re regged on boards before your current handle


  • #9182
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd trash it before it got in your paws.

    How many times have you re regged on boards before your current handle

    Just the once.

    Do you agree with drone deliveries?


  • #9183
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Just the once.

    Do you agree with drone deliveries?

    Totally

    Can you dance to the rythym?


  • #9184
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Totally

    Can you dance to the rythym?

    Only if the rhythm is arrhythmic.

    Are you arthritic?


  • #9185
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wut.

    Have you ever sold something physical that was complete rubbish? The truth shall set you free.


  • #9186
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    wut.

    Have you ever sold something physical that was complete rubbish? The truth shall set you free.

    I used to sell ginger pubes as saffron.

    Loose tea or bags?


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  • #9187
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tealeaves

    What philistines / bull$hit scientists do you know outside this thread?


  • #9188
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They're all to be seen as guests on Irish TV & radio chat shows.

    The last time you fired somebody from work.


  • #9189
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    They're all to be seen as guests on Irish TV & radio chat shows.

    The last time you fired somebody from work.

    Prince Harry didn't leave the Royal Family, I kicked him out.

    Would you drink fizzy tea?


  • #9190
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No. Get butterflies.

    What have you lied your way out of last?


  • #9191
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No. Get butterflies.

    What have you lied your way out of last?

    Jail.

    Velvet or silk to touch?


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  • #9192
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Jail.

    Velvet or silk to touch?

    Silk like my sheets

    Quilted or plain?


  • #9193
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Silk like my sheets

    Quilted or plain?

    Plain like meself.

    Apart from a house or rent or car, what do you think you've spend most on in life?


  • #9194
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Computers and software.

    How did you pay back some good karma to you from somebody else?


  • #9195
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Computers and software.

    How did you pay back some good karma to you from somebody else?

    By just being the good person I am.

    How many books do you think you've read?


  • #9196
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    315 and a quarter books. Many fractions of books. But yeah that's the total.

    Why does the next poster not deserve any better than to be referred to in the third person?


  • #9197
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    315 and a quarter books. Many fractions of books. But yeah that's the total.

    Why does the next poster not deserve any better than to be referred to in the third person?

    God knows.

    How long is your ladder?


  • #9198
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    God knows.

    How long is your ladder?

    5ft its only a step ladder

    Do you talk to Alexa or Google?


  • #9199
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    5ft its only a step ladder

    Do you talk to Alexa or Google?

    Very occasionally I'll say a place name in google maps.

    Would you take voluntary redundancy if offered?


  • #9200
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes I would.

    What's the Hardest Mental OR Manual PAID Work you yourself ever performed?


  • #9201
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes I would.

    What's the Hardest Mental OR Manual PAID Work you yourself ever performed?

    Digging elephant graves.

    Do you wear Hawaiian shirts much?


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