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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • xieann wrote: »
    No.

    How do you respond entering a room where somebody says, you again / look who's here / it's the muppett

    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?




  • Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd stop going into the room.

    What's the best clothes washing detergent?

    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?




  • derekeire wrote: »
    Whichever is on special offer

    When was the last time you heard the morning chorus?

    Every morning and there's one particularly annoying little bastard.

    Any sliding doors where you live?




  • Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?




  • xieann wrote: »
    Yes, dividing front facing and back facing rooms. Wooden. Functional but in poor repair (installed around 1968)

    What social media platform you're on has the most boring herd of users?

    I'll say Linked in as there is an awful lot of virtue signalling hogwash on it.

    Know any words that rhyme with mobile?


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  • docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail




  • xieann wrote: »
    docile

    Describe a difficult question you asked some self appointed guru / expert to show them up without fail

    Everlasting life you say father?

    Sea fishing or freshwater fishing?




  • Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar




  • xieann wrote: »
    Freshwater fishing

    The last time you got all sooty, got covered in paint, sticky with sugar

    Covered in sawdust a few days back.

    What would your casino game be?




  • Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)


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  • xieann wrote: »
    Roulette

    The last time you used a Gamble tactic in life skills (not gambling or gaming)

    Today, 50/50 red or black, Chose red, red won.

    Do you spit?




  • Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?




  • xieann wrote: »
    Yeah

    The last time some landed on ya?

    At a Dickie Rock concert.

    Whose underwear would you like thrown at you?




  • Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.




  • xieann wrote: »
    Your Ma's.

    When last did you or somebody else
    give a gift to someone telling them it was expensive when it was some cheapass piece.

    I don't think it's good etiquette to give gifts and divulge the cost.

    Would you wear obviously odd socks?




  • You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends




  • xieann wrote: »
    You've gotten too prurient and puritanical to reply to your question

    Ratio of your well healed well off friends to poor friends

    None of my friends are well-healed, they all have lingering injuries.

    What's your favourite aspect of online gaming?




  • Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?




  • xieann wrote: »
    Learning from other players doing some dick move before I do.

    The last pre pandemic clusterfuk omnishambles you heard about?

    Brexit.

    Have you ever made a speech at a wedding?




  • I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a [email protected] person?


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  • xieann wrote: »
    I'll say no to that and continue to do so.

    The last Hotel Function / party / bash you know of like an 18th / 21st for a [email protected] person?

    Bernie Madoff's 75th.

    What have you learned today?




  • Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked




  • xieann wrote: »
    Life is by and large grim

    Describe when an acquaintance / college / classmate spectacularly kicked out / fired on the spot / sacked



    When was the last time you had a bigmac?




  • Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?




  • xieann wrote: »
    Forgotten.

    When last did you get a genuine sincere warm customer service from any Mac Donalds counter staff?

    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?




  • Bob Harris wrote: »
    They spat in my burger once which I thought was quite a personal touch.

    Do you enjoy toilet seats left warm by the previous user?

    I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.




  • I usually cover the seat with toilet roll.

    What was the last film you enjoyed?.

    Been that long I can't remember.

    Are you on the verge of anything?




  • a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?




  • xieann wrote: »
    a brain fart?

    what kind of booby prize would you give somebody?

    A dinner date with you.

    Do you have anything for sale?


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  • I'd trash it before it got in your paws.

    How many times have you re regged on boards before your current handle


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