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Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

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    #8252
    ButtersSuki
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    Only caught parts of it and wasn't near a computer or my phone but lots of fake emails such as:

    "My 3 year old heard your voice and said 'it's the Toy Man'"

    "we watch the Toy Show all year round"

    "people come up to me in Clifden and Roundstone and Dog's Bay in July telling me how much they love the Toy Show"

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    #8253
    Mr Velo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Mr Velo


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Only caught parts of it and wasn't near a computer or my phone but lots of fake emails such as:

    "My 3 year old heard your voice and said 'it's the Toy Man'"

    "we watch the Toy Show all year round"

    "people come up to me in Clifden and Roundstone and Dog's Bay in July telling me how much they love the Toy Show"

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    #8254
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Noel Kelly has been busy.

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/rtes-joe-duffy-shares-scary-23279040


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    #8255
    Odyssey 2005
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Noel Kelly has been busy.

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/rtes-joe-duffy-shares-scary-23279040

    Walter Mitty :rolleyes:


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    #8256
    TheHomeService
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Noel Kelly has been busy.

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/rtes-joe-duffy-shares-scary-23279040

    Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry.


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    #8257
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »

    "people come up to me in Clifden and Roundstone and Dog's Bay in July telling me how much they love the Toy Show"

    So, he was there on that fateful evening!


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    #8258
    [Deleted User]
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Oh they’re fully aware of who he is. My 5 year old calls him a poopy-headed nutter cracker.....which I think is from Elf. Trump, not Tubs. ;)

    Does he call Ryan the Toyman?


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    #8259
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    So, he was there on that fateful evening!

    He goes to his cousin's much fancier hotel, the Abbeyglen Castle on the Sky Road.


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    #8260
    [Deleted User]
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    #8261
    ButtersSuki
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Does he call Ryan the Toyman?

    Nope. He was very disappointed with the toy show and lasted about 15-20 mins before he asked “where are the toys?” and came out with a cracker - “this should be called the book show and not the toy show” just before asking “can we watch Home Alone again?”, which we duly did. A much better use of the time!


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    #8262
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Nope. He was very disappointed with the toy show and lasted about 15-20 mins before he asked “where are the toys?” and came out with a cracker - “this should be called the book show and not the toy show” just before asking “can we watch Home Alone again?”, which we duly did. A much better use of the time!

    I saw the lovely series of inhabitable cardboard toys, one (a rocket) of which he kind of interacted with when with little Adam from Cork, for sale in Dundrum Shopping Centre. Houses and all sorts of structures, would have adored those as a kid myself, and so inexpensive & easy to recycle when finished with. Made a huge lot of sense for many parents this year, yet there was no info as to who produced them or the types of location Santa might be able to purchase.


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    #8263
    Ash.J.Williams
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I saw the lovely series of inhabitable cardboard toys, one (a rocket) of which he kind of interacted with when with little Adam from Cork, for sale in Dundrum Shopping Centre. Houses and all sorts of structures, would have adored those as a kid myself, and so inexpensive & easy to recycle when finished with. Made a huge lot of sense for many parents this year, yet there was no info as to who produced them or the types of location Santa might be able to purchase.

    I got my nephew the rocket it’s great


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    #8264
    mistersifter
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    "We should award her with

    The order of the irish dignity brigade.

    I just made that up now"


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    #8265
    TheHomeService
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    Tubridy admires the UK Honours System, and want's one here. Of course he does, Todd Andrews, Charlie Haughey and Bertie Ahern would have got a gong, as would Gaybo, Joe Duffy and Tubridy himself.

    Feckin' eejit!


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    #8266
    TheHomeService
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    The bird on the calendar is a Scotar, a texter informs Tubridy, the purveyor of Scutter.


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    #8267
    PieOhMy
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    mistersifter wrote: »
    "We should award her with

    The order of the irish dignity brigade.

    I just made that up now"

    Was lauging while making scrambled eggs and heard that, he wanted it to be 'Irish sounding' and that's what he came up with.

    Also small hyprocricy KLAXON re leaks of the mother and baby report being devastating for those effected. Then going on to talk about it for 5 more minutes. He seemed to be under the impression that leaks are these unfortunate accidents that just occur sometimes?


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    #8268
    TheHomeService
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    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Was lauging while making scrambled eggs and heard that, he wanted it to be 'Irish sounding' and that's what he came up with.

    Also small hyprocricy KLAXON re leaks of the mother and baby report being devastating for those effected. Then going on to talk about it for 5 more minutes. He seemed to be under the impression that leaks are these unfortunate accidents that just occur sometimes?

    What jumped out at me was he criticises the person who leaked the report, but understands why the journalist decided to run with the story.


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    #8269
    TheHomeService
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    How long before Tubridy asks if the kids are readers?


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    #8270
    ButtersSuki
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    Tubs utterly flabbergasted that someone would work a 12.5 hour shift. That’s more than a week’s work in RTÉ, or a fortnight in Joe Duffyland.


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    #8271
    ButtersSuki
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    Talk about out of touch, Tubs asks a nurse who is homeschooling “where do you go for lunch?”


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    #8272
    ButtersSuki
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    How long before Tubridy asks if the kids are readers?

    I’m just waiting for him to avoid the mother for giving the autistic child a tablet instead of a book.


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    #8273
    TheHomeService
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    "Tell the boys that The Toyman says hello"

    He's at it again.


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    #8274
    ButtersSuki
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    Tell your boys “the ToyMan says hello”

    What a twat, never misses a chance for self-promotion. Completely inappropriate given the call.


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    #8275
    ButtersSuki
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    What jumped out at me was he criticises the person who leaked the report, but understands why the journalist decided to run with the story.

    “The person who leaked it should go for a long walk in the hills and consider what they’ve done, and their lack of kindness”.

    Ffs.:rolleyes:


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    #8276
    ButtersSuki
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    #8277
    mistersifter
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    It was a weird this morning when he was laughing at the idea that people ate puffins during the famine.

    His usual fake mourning over the famine went out the window as he laughed manically at his joke that people had to eat Kentucky Fried Puffin.

    It's like someone who forgets their own lies and then totally contradicts themselves.


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    #8278
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    mistersifter wrote: »
    It was a weird this morning when he was laughing at the idea that people ate puffins during the famine.

    His usual fake mourning over the famine went out the window as he laughed manically at his joke that people had to eat Kentucky Fried Puffin.

    It's like someone who forgets their own lies and then totally contradicts themselves.

    One of the traditional delicacies of the Faeroe Islands is Puffin Stuffed with Raisins. First came across this in an old book on the islands which I read from my library. Didn't exactly get tasting that when I made a trip there in 1980s, but got something that seemed like dog stew & dried fish like paper.

    https://macaronic-john.blogspot.com/2016/06/magnus-nilsson-puffins-stuffed-with-cake.html


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    #8279
    Tpcl20
    Registered Users Posts: 293 ✭✭Tpcl20


    I never heard of anyone so delighted to hear that an animal got covid or that covid will overshadow the findings of the commission.

    Pure evil.

    "If you put him in an armani suit... but he didn't have one. He was a homeless man."
    They're not barbies ffs.


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    #8280
    Tpcl20
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    I think he had an idea that he'd do an impersonation there and he's so gutless that he chickened out.


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    #8281
    PieOhMy
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    Seargent Toyman of the Irish Dignity Brigade wants to be at the top of the queue for the vaccine.


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