Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:36PM

An Post Funeral Insurance Plan - now that is knowing your audience!

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:36PM

Whackette

SEPT 23 1989 · 23-10-2020 02:36PM

is she phoning in her pajamas?

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:37PM

TheHomeService wrote: »

Whackette

Penneys duz be closed wha?

SEPT 23 1989 · 23-10-2020 02:37PM

where's the father?

Dan Jaman · 23-10-2020 02:37PM

"Me one-year-old son's dad."

I take it the three-year-old's dad is a different one?

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

The fund, Joe.

Orwellmerchant · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

is in its hoop a bray accent

thecretinhop · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

where daddi

Pelvis Parsley · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

Thursday is "payday", when she gets her "wages".

thecretinhop · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

highsterikal

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

A question that won't be asked in this call:
Mr. Duffy: Can de fadder or fadders of yer two chislers not help?

SEPT 23 1989 · 23-10-2020 02:38PM

if she cant afford baby food they should be taken off her

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:39PM

High Stairicle and Dis Straw

Ally Dick · 23-10-2020 02:39PM

Let me guess...one of the children is special needs - ADHD

Dan Jaman · 23-10-2020 02:39PM

I think her entrance is what led to the problem, Joe.

BringBackMick · 23-10-2020 02:39PM

payday

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

is in its hoop a bray accent

In my own (admittedly limited) experience it is!

thecretinhop · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

durty

23-10-2020 02:40PM

That Bray place is like no B&B I have ever heard of?

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Let me guess...one of the children is special needs - ADHD

Or it's affecting HER mental health.

23-10-2020 02:40PM

Pay day..

One of the wans 'paid' for breeding and existing

Pisses me off tbh. Working away and supporting her and sprogs.

Not a mention of the sperm donor(s)

Intidy? Tough ****. Try paying your own wayv

thecretinhop · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

a crack pipe was hunter Biden there?

imme · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

Crackpipe

x 458

2smiggy · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

at least the crack head had good oral hygiene

golondrinas · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

This is surely a wind up?

This is not a windup, caller. This is liveline.

McDermotX · 23-10-2020 02:40PM

Absolutely helpless

Orwellmerchant · 23-10-2020 02:41PM

what colour is the crack pipe

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:41PM

A crack pipe?

Exaggeration much?

23-10-2020 02:41PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A question that won't be asked in this call:
Mr. Duffy: Can de fadder or fadders of yer two chislers not help?

Probably trying to force their way into some maternity hotspittle to watch a scan or birth.

Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

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