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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

  • 08-05-2020 1:04pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    Continuation of Liveline thread. Usual rules, play nice.


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  • #2
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,255 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'd just like to say, that's really nice, the colour of dis thread an' dat.
    Frilly curtaings and eveytin. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #3
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    3 Thread Title wins in a row!

    giphy.gif


  • #4
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Continuation of Liveline thread. Usual rules, play nice.

    Typo in de Thread Title Madame Moderator so to speak as they say.


  • #5
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,255 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    3 Thread Title wins in a row!

    giphy.gif


    FIX! 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #6
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,711 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    I never knew Joe McHgh was Minister for Education until this week. What was he doing for the last 4 years, completely anonymous


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  • #7
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Joe McHugh had filed Option C in a CYABINET ;)


  • #8
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,456 ✭✭✭shearforce


    massive crowd will be repeating the leaving next year


  • #9
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    What was plan D so to speak?


  • #10
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Get to the point Joe

    I want to hear about the weddings. Not


  • #11
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,255 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, is Joe going to let this waffler take up the next 15 minutes? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #12
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Teachers now will be under loads of pressure, particularly if they live amongst their congregation so to speak.


  • #13
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,210 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Jeez, is Joe going to let this waffler take up the next 15 minutes?

    He'll probably repeat half of it later on.


  • #14
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    3 Thread Title wins in a row!

    giphy.gif

    Teacher's pet

    BINGO
    Joe McHugh on the TV now.

    She'll be dropped.


  • #15
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    "Predictably measured, so to speak"


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Typo in de Thread Title Madame Moderator so to speak as they say.

    I know I know I know... I blame de iPhone so to speak.


  • #17
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Jeez, is Joe going to let this waffler take up the next 15 minutes?

    He gets paid either way so the option with the least work will be the preferred option.

    Now for 50mins of people broadly misunderstanding what was just said.


  • #18
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    There won't be a bottle of Smirnoff Ice left in the country tonight.


  • #19
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    And dats de last we'll ever hear of Megan and Ciara and their weddings.....


  • #20
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,255 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    He'll probably repeat half of it later on.


    He'll have it ready on the quote button, like a bad bit of music. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #21
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What was plan D so to speak?


    The dog ate me homework.


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  • #22
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Teachers now will be under loads of pressure, particularly if they live amongst their congregation so to speak.

    Parish


  • #23
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Eh Joe because there's only X spaces in X courses.


  • #24
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,176 ✭✭✭bigroad


    There will be no jobs for them anyway.


  • #25
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,210 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    That's grand. Just pass everyone.


  • #26
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Yer wan who had her wedding cancelled now has her call to Joe cancelled?....two catastrophes!


  • #27
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    He gets paid either way so the option with the least work will be the preferred option.

    Now for 50mins of people broadly misunderstanding what was just said.

    Hope he won't fill it with the "I'm delighted Joe" brigade. Need people who are SO. CROSS.:pac::pac:


  • #28
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    In the world we're living in now.


  • #29
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    TEXT POLL:

    Text Y fer Y not have it and N fer Y wouldn't we have it


  • #30
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy once again showing how utterly clueless he is.

    So any student who wants to go to college next year and do whatever course they want to can? What if 20,000 stewdents want to do Medicine in UCD Mr. Duffy?


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  • #31
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Is he really that stupid?


  • #32
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Yer wan who had her wedding cancelled now has her call to Joe cancelled?....two catastrophes!

    She wouldn't want to venture outside anytime soon, she's bound to be hit by a lightning bolt :(


  • #33
    Mabel
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Mabel


    A new tread? Oi've jus doyed an gone to hevvin.


  • #34
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    I hear picking fruit is the next big employer.

    No points needed.


  • #35
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    So you want to pass the buck Duffy........ffs and who is going to pay andddd what about accommodation Jesus you're thick


  • #36
    lertsnim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,826 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    That's it Joe. Ram the colleges full of students.


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  • #37
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Mr. Duffy once again showing how utterly clueless he is.

    So any student who wants to go to college next year and do whatever course they want? What if 20,000 stewdents want to do Medicine in UCD Mr. Duffy?


    Whacker cancels the apprenticeship and strolls in to be a vet.


  • #38
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Joe's going to run with this now...


  • #39
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Is Joe actually thick?


  • #40
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    And dats de last we'll ever hear of Megan and Ciara and their weddings.....

    Good.


    Joe acting like he cares.


  • #41
    notwhoyouthink
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    Joe is 100% correct. And I'm serious

    Let people take a test at the end of first year!!!!!!! This is how it works in the USA - your grades in first two years determine what programme you go into, and so you speicalize in years 3 and 4

    Joe has found the solution - he speak imminent sense, and Joe McHigh should be listening.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    We could do with some more medical course places for a start. I think Joe is probably right here in a way.


  • #43
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    I hear picking fruit is the next big employer.

    No points needed.

    You need a Bulgarian passport though.;)


  • #44
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    lertsnim wrote: »
    That's it Joe. Ram the colleges full of students.

    Ram SOME colleges full of stewdents and have some other colleges EMPTY.

    HE IS AN IDIOT.


  • #45
    notwhoyouthink
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    Deleted User wrote: »
    We could do with some more medical course places for a start. I think Joe is probably right here in a way.

    Catmaniac, we agree. You are a wise oul feline!!!


  • #46
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,456 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "best vet in the country"

    didn't have the points to get in the course though

    Love it


  • #47
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,216 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    notwhoyouthink wrote: »
    Joe is 100% correct. And I'm serious

    Let people take a test at the end of first year!!!!!!! This is how it works in the USA - your grades in first two years determine what programme you go into, and so you speicalize in years 3 and 4

    Joe has found the solution - he speak imminent sense, and Joe McHigh should be listening.


    And all you need is about €5billion to fund expansion of colleges to accommodate them and the staff to teach them.


  • #48
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,194 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Dr Whacker, I presume

    “I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.” Arrigo Sacchi, football coach.



  • #49
    lertsnim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,826 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    I suppose Joe's plan will keep his show busy with moaning about accommodation. I have you sussed Joe.


  • #50
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Two teaching salaries and a farm.
    Tough times for that couple?


  • #51
    notwhoyouthink
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    Joe is right

    This creates a meritocracy for all - and the end of the private education industry

    People should go to college based on raw IQ not how they do in a D4 test.


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