I need a hair cut

Kermit.de.frog · 06-04-2020 03:39PM #1

It's starting to look a bit wild out there. :eek:

Me personally, i'm wearing a hoody to hide it but is only temporary fix.

When will our front line hair dressers be back at work?

Quantum Erasure · 06-04-2020 03:41PM

Let it grow! Let it grow!...

HBC08 · 06-04-2020 03:42PM

I managed to get a clippers and barber set in Argos before it shut.I have the chair,mirror and everything ready to go in the kitchen.
The mrs is going to give it a go,I'm nervous.

Oops! · 06-04-2020 03:42PM

I feel your pain.... As my mother always said, better to be looking at it than for it....

LessOutragePlz · 06-04-2020 03:42PM

Just quit being a pussy and shave it off by the time this all over you'll have a full head of hair again.

OU812 · 06-04-2020 03:42PM

The first casualty of quarantine is hair.

I stopped shaving a week ago because I don’t have to anymore and ran out of hair gel three days ago.

I’m almost four weeks overdue getting my hair cut so now instead of it standing up straight it’s all floppy (fnarr).

punisher5112 · 06-04-2020 03:44PM

Lawnmowers, chainsaw, hedge trimmer....

Hell even try a nono

Bobblehats · 06-04-2020 03:50PM

LessOutragePlz wrote: »

Just quit being a pussy and shave it off by the time this all over you'll have a full head of hair again.

0lddog · 06-04-2020 05:13PM

At this stage, OP must be the last soul in the country who is not a ( DIY ) hairdresser

( OP, probably best do nothing 'till you are certain that its not going to snow real soon )

ShatterAlan · 06-04-2020 05:16PM

It might shrink in the wash.

fuilnaheireann · 06-04-2020 05:17PM

Be a man, get the razor out and get rid of it.

Poor Uncle Tom · 06-04-2020 05:17PM

Abandon it to nature Kermit. Embrace the wild.

fuilnaheireann · 06-04-2020 05:18PM

OU812 wrote: »

The first casualty of quarantine is hair.

I stopped shaving a week ago because I don’t have to anymore and ran out of hair gel three days ago.

I’m almost four weeks overdue getting my hair cut so now instead of it standing up straight it’s all floppy (fnarr).

People still use hair gel. lol

06-04-2020 05:20PM

Dj Stiggie · 06-04-2020 05:21PM

fuilnaheireann wrote: »

People still use hair gel. lol

Haha imagine caring about your appearance

suicide_circus · 06-04-2020 05:23PM

LessOutragePlz wrote: »

Just quit being a pussy and shave it off by the time this all over you'll have a full head of hair again.

billyhead · 06-04-2020 05:25PM

Need a haircut badly myself. I will look like Grizzly Adams by the time i get one

EmmetSpiceland · 06-04-2020 05:38PM

Reckon most users “boasting” about their facial hair will be coming out of this whole thing with a “beard” like the one shown below:

Signore Fancy Pants · 06-04-2020 05:49PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Reckon most users “boasting” about their facial hair will be coming out of this whole thing with a “beard” like the one shown below:

Oh you so "funny", you sooo "funny", you big "successful" man, you soooooo "funny".

Do more joke, you soooooo "funny". You make me laf.

You must get all de ladies, do more joke, you soooooo "FuNnY". Ha ha ha.

Sheep Shagger · 06-04-2020 05:52PM

If you need a set of clippers, Amazon and the like are sold out.

Powercity still have stock and are shipping - ordered a set on Saturday.

Woke Hogan · 06-04-2020 05:56PM

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

Oh you so "funny", you sooo "funny", you big "successful" man, you soooooo "funny".

Do more joke, you soooooo "funny". You make me laf.

You must get all de ladies, do more joke, you soooooo "FuNnY". Ha ha ha.

Looks like we found the man who can’t grow a beard. Don’t worry, your balls will drop eventually.

AndyBoBandy · 06-04-2020 05:56PM

I couldn’t really be arsed about my hair growing longer and a bit shaggy!!

I usually leave it 3-4 weeks late anyway to get a cut when it’s needed. I’m coming close to that stage now anyway, so another 2-3 weeks on top of that won’t do any harm!!

I’m not trying to impress anyone in my local Tesco anyhow, so it makes no odds!!

bee06 · 06-04-2020 05:59PM

I cut my husbands hair yesterday. He hasn’t asked for a divorce yet but let’s be honest, he can’t exactly move out now either.

_Brian · 06-04-2020 06:00PM

Bought a clippers online and got Mrs to cut it.

Didn’t go as close as barber but very happy, will clip a little tighter next time.

Bit of practice and I’ll probably skip barbers completly.

I see lots of barbers saying not to diy the hair and it’s better long than butchered. I’d say they are very afraid of people not returning if they get used to doing it at home.

Your Face · 06-04-2020 06:05PM

Good excuse for me to let it grow for a bit.

cj maxx · 06-04-2020 06:07PM

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=160968095375731&id=118579236281284

I need to learn to post video

JustAThought · 06-04-2020 06:11PM

Did my first DIY fringe homecut yesterday - followed instructions online from a barber in Sligo - not too bad a result and can see out now. The rest I can cover with a hat.

I predict shares in hats and bandanas will rise!

theguzman · 06-04-2020 06:51PM

I did a number 2 all over last week, my head was cold at first and it was the first time in a very long time I went so bare on the head.

Luckily I had a clippers which I rarely used as I bought it in the last recession to save money on haircuts, the main saving was in lack of dates however.

I did a number 4 and scissors trim on my fathers last week also and his hair looks way better whereas I look like an egg head. Start with a higher number and if you think it is too long go lower.

0lddog · 06-04-2020 06:53PM

I changed my name to Jack Russell 'n cut everything with a No.3

Bobblehats · 06-04-2020 07:21PM

theguzman wrote: »

I did a number 2 all over last week, my head was cold at first and it was the first time in a very long time I went so bare on the head.

Luckily I had a clippers which I rarely used as I bought it in the last recession to save money on haircuts, the main saving was in lack of dates however.

I did a number 4 and scissors trim on my fathers last week also and his hair looks way better whereas I look like an egg head. Start with a higher number and if you think it is too long go lower.

Feels good though right

space monkey. Shoot you off into space but all part of the learning process, as we are getting to know ourselves.

And remember if not a sharp fade then we square at the back not the front:

A more and more common mistake. We wear our widows peak with pride; here like good vampires it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

HBC08 · 06-04-2020 07:23PM

The mrs did a great job,then sent a pic to my barber!

There'll be many changes after the virus and one of the less important one will be Oasis haircuts coming back into fashion.Its around the 25 year fashion cycle now for that to happen also.

I need a hair cut

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