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Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    So I make a post about tall guys and the insecure short man tells me to hang myself? K.

    an insecure tall man would never do that x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    beejee wrote: »
    I am taller than most humanoids and love precious metals. Come with me to my planet and I shall display you in my intergalactic zoo.

    I heart you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    the_syco wrote: »
    Am 6 foot 6, and love metal.

    So you're 666 then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Rufeo wrote: »
    OP probably swiped left on most tall guys on Tinder and then asks where are all the tall guys.

    OP isn't on tinder


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ive been jilted!

    'heart' is like a cross between hurt and eat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    No, you know what I mean now...

    Do you have any friends who are tall, small tits and in a relationship?

    That's my thing, do you think you could hook me up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Well, it is all a bit vacuous.

    "Look at me, I'm tall with big tits".

    I never said anything stupid. Yes me and the other poster have big tits so what? And I'm tall and shes short. We're only looking for tall men and what country they're in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    I can’t remember the last time I read “lol” so many times in one thread. In fairness, I kept reading...

    Well isn't it good to have some laughter in a time of a pandemic.

    Glad you are enjoying the thread.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I never said anything stupid. Yes me and the other poster have big tits so what? And I'm tall and shes short. We're only looking for tall men and what country they're in

    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    I meant county. Christ can none of ye have a laugh


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I meant county. Christ can none of ye have a laugh

    I have short woman syndrome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.


  • Posts: 16,208 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have short woman syndrome.

    Ditto. Try China. Land of plenty. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    99nsr125 wrote: »
    Actually why do tall women all have minuscule breasts?

    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    I heart you

    This is, of course, excellent news.

    Forward your vital statistics post haste, lest we miss the next rocket ship. You can reach me by fax at 555-555-123

    Fear not of boredom on your zoological endeavour, for you can stand beside me in your highest of heels and watch my exposed nipples at eye-level for years.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Ditto. Try China. Land of plenty. :D

    You've misunderstood, I am a short woman! :D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    tuxy wrote: »
    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.

    Whist you with your logic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,499 ✭✭✭IamMetaldave


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    Now that made me LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Now that made me LOL

    It wouldn’t be the malehood that would be Asias fortè but there just so goddamn many there has to be more/taller than here. And africans more intelligent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    beejee wrote: »
    This is, of course, excellent news.

    Forward your vital statistics post haste, lest we miss the next rocket ship. You can reach me by fax at 555-555-123

    Fear not of boredom on your zoological endeavour, for you can stand beside me in your highest of heels and watch my exposed nipples at eye-level for years.

    ok but seriously you need to look up lily from the tv show sex education who is obsessed with alien sex you'll love her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    tuxy wrote: »
    Some of the tallest basketball players in the world are from Asia, it would be a mistake to rule them out.

    If they look like Henry Golding yes please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭landofthetree


    I'd imagine there's tall men in a lot of countries.

    Maybe rule out Asia.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

    Woman dont tend to marry poorer than them.

    As Ireland is a relatively rich country its going to rule out a lot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    If they look like Henry Golding yes please

    Sultan Kösen, he's from the asian part of Turkey
    251 cm (8 ft 2.8 in)

    worlds-tallest-shortest-men.jpg


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

    Woman dont tend to marry poorer than them.

    As Ireland is a relatively rich country its going to rule out a lot.

    Update: Tall, wealthy men required.

    Please advise if the men of Cork, Kerry and Limerick, and the one tall man in the good part of North Dublin (as identified to date) meet these requirements.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    tuxy wrote: »
    Sultan Kösen, he's from the asian part of Turkey
    251 cm (8 ft 2.8 in)

    worlds-tallest-shortest-men.jpg

    How far do you reckon he could boot him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    ok but seriously you need to look up lily from the tv show sex education who is obsessed with alien sex you'll love her.

    Heres another opportunity to show off my current fascination. Tell me you're not aroused by this man, and I'll show you a liar



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    How far do you reckon he could boot him?

    Can only imagine how much a peahead he must look from down there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    Update: Tall, wealthy men required.

    Please advise if the men of Cork, Kerry and Limerick, and the one tall man in the good part of North Dublin (as identified to date) meet these requirements.


    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DisneyLover


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    How far do you reckon he could boot him?

    he would make me look as small as yer man on the left


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    he would make me look as small as yer man on the left

    Is that your goal?


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