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Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

  • 22-02-2020 07:34PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 Home Alone


    Keep the change, you filthy animal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭CinammonGirl


    Leave the gun – take the cannoli.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    yuridwyer wrote: »
    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.

    Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

    "What do you mean I'm black?"

    "You held up that woman with your erection?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭Die Hard 2019


    I'll have what she's having


  • Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

    "What do you mean I'm black?"

    "You held up that woman with your erection?"


    Thanks for your opinion.


  • Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I love the smell of napalm in the morning


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭scoobydude


    DubInMeath wrote: »
    Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through

    Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    yuridwyer wrote: »
    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.


    .. In my humble opinion...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭amacca


    "Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

    Honorable mention "some mother****ers are always trying to ice skate uphill"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,516 ✭✭✭bennyineire


    "hasta la vista, baby"

    Now what do I win ?


  • Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ThewhiteJesus


    I’ll be back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Truly this man was the son of God

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭mosstin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,295 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,541 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I have such sights to show you


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Frank Loud Nanny


    E.T. home phone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Stewball


    F**k it, dude, let's go bowling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,015 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    You talking to me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭squiredanaher


    "Why......even fr lonergan had a mother"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    "Andy Dufrense, who crawled through a river of sh*t, and came out clean on the other side".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    Say what one more time, I mother****in' dare you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,968 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    We're going to need a bigger boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    The Truth! You can’t handle the Truth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,298 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Charlie19 wrote:
    We're going to need a bigger boat.


    Ya just beat me to it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 BigPoppaDump


    Yippee kai yay muthafacka!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,298 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    One probably only older members will get.

    "Made it ma, to the top of the world"


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Say ello to my widdle fwend...


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