Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

Ted_YNWA · 19-01-2020 08:45PM

tabby aspreme wrote: »

Fish, chips, and a battered sausage

Going by OP, sausage won't be required.

AMKC · 19-01-2020 09:00PM

The Tetrarch wrote: »

What about MOTD?

Ni interest.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Yea I was in until that line

Lets date.

Deleted User wrote: »

A,S,L?

Whats A,S,L?

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I reckon a double D.

Not that big no.

RMAOK wrote: »

Have you got road frontage, op?

I take it this is supposed to mean cleavage.

freshpopcorn wrote: »

How do you feel about people like Ryan Andrews being allowed to do DWTS?

Do you agree with it?

I have no problem with it.

anewme wrote: »

Don’t know about people but 2 in 1. Is Chips and curry sauce in a long tray. 3 in 1 is Chips, curry sauce and rice in a long tray.

It has nothing to do with food or sexuality its more to do with gender.

19-01-2020 09:01PM

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject · 19-01-2020 09:03PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Deebles McBeebles · 19-01-2020 09:05PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject wrote: »

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 19-01-2020 09:08PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

Deebles McBeebles · 19-01-2020 09:09PM

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

That was a piss take and about 4 Boards dates ago

Leg End Reject · 19-01-2020 09:12PM

At least I didn't surprise you with a mickey!

banie01 · 19-01-2020 09:13PM

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Gender Fluid:P

Oh there will be

Wibbs · 19-01-2020 09:18PM

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

Purple Mountain · 19-01-2020 09:20PM

Wibbs wrote: »

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:21PM

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

freshpopcorn · 19-01-2020 09:23PM

AMKC wrote: »

I have no problem with it.

I think it's so wrong!

Wibbs · 19-01-2020 09:23PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

OK both are a big fat no. Whatever the other one is...

Loafing Oaf · 19-01-2020 09:23PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet.

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

19-01-2020 09:29PM

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:33PM

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

If we start dating op..its my pussy now! :mad:

banie01 · 19-01-2020 09:34PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

Jaysus...
There was me thinking she was just warming my supper...

Loafing Oaf · 19-01-2020 09:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

AMKC · 19-01-2020 09:37PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

How do you know if I even have a pet?

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

beejee · 19-01-2020 09:38PM

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

Purple Mountain · 19-01-2020 09:38PM

These threads never end well, OP.

Remember the Galway guy who was looking for a wedding date?
We ripped him to pieces.

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:41PM

AMKC wrote: »

How do you know if I even have a pet?

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

I know I am female and you are female but i don't feel that should count me out from getting a chance at that pussy! :mad:

If you don't have a pussy we are buying one! :P

Loafing Oaf · 19-01-2020 09:42PM

AMKC wrote: »

How do you know if I even have a pet?

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

I'm afraid I was taking as gospel the stereotype of the cat-owning single lady:o

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:42PM

beejee wrote: »

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

If you don't want him I will have him op! Well if he has a pussy!

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:43PM

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

I'm afraid I was taking as gospel the stereotype of the cat-owning single lady:o

Makes single ladies afraid to adopt kittens!

Sardonicat · 19-01-2020 09:43PM

beejee wrote: »

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

Where have you been my whole life?! You had me at 'flaring nostrils'. Apart from those and your height, do you possess any other equine attributes? By any chance? Hmmm?

Gynoid · 19-01-2020 09:46PM

Jaysis OP, surely it cannot be that difficult to meet a nice lad in real life?

BorneTobyWilde · 19-01-2020 09:48PM

If a guy created a thread like this it would die a death and he'd get no replies, when a girl does it trends and her inbox can't except any more messages /

beejee · 19-01-2020 09:48PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

If you don't want him I will have him op! Well if he has a pussy!

Sardonicat wrote: »

Where have you been my whole life?! You had me at 'flaring nostrils'. Apart from those and your height, do you possess any other equine attributes? By any chance? Hmmm?

*flirts through nose aggressively*

Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

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