Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

AMKC

So who wants to date me?

I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS, have arguments with, go out to dinner or the cinema with and sleep with. I am not your average person. You could say I am a 2 in 1. So the more open-minded the person the better.
Someone to spoil and they can spoil me back.

I am not promising there will be sex or not personaly thats not a deal breaker for me as long as the person is nice, respectable and funny I can live with the rest.

Ted_YNWA

How about arguments about DWTS over dinner?

Seth Brundle

AMKC wrote: »

So who wants to date me?

I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS

Thats me out!

Leg End Reject

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Seth Brundle

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Hermaphrodite I reckon

Loafing Oaf

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Gender Fluid:P

Bob Harris

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Bisexual?

The Tetrarch

What about MOTD?

Church on Tuesday

You will get many PMs.

Ten of Swords

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

You will get many PMs.

Doubtful :pac:

AMKC wrote: »

I am not promising there will be sex

The Tetrarch

I am old enough to remember when partner meant the boss in a solicitors, accountants, or architects practice.

Johnny Sausage

Mr_fegelien

Now is your time to shine

Church on Tuesday

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Doubtful :pac:

She didn't rule it out either though.

Signore Fancy Pants

This is the saddest thing I have seen on the site.

pajor

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

This is the saddest thing I have seen on the site.

There's something about a Sunday evening that can make you question your life.

freshpopcorn

How do you feel about people like Ryan Andrews being allowed to do DWTS?

Do you agree with it?

Loafing Oaf

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

She didn't rule it out either though.

And we all know when a woman says no she means maybe and when she says maybe she means yes.:P

corner of hells

Is it alright if I'm married?

Purple Mountain

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Doubtful :pac:

Yea I was in until that line

Potential-Monke

I can certainly be in the same room while you watch DWTS (had to Google what that was tbh), i'll be playing the Switch. Which means I'm good with my hands, my fingers get a 3+ hour work out daily. I also like to eat, so dinner is covered, and I can make some mean beans on toast. I'm funny in real life. Lurve the cinema, i'll even pay for your monthly pass cuz i'm nice. I also like Chinese food, so a 2-in-1 sounds good. And I fcuking love to cuddle.

A/S/L?

RMAOK

Have you got road frontage, op?

Leg End Reject

Bob Harris wrote: »

Bisexual?

A bisexual who doesn't seem too bothered about sex? Seems a waste.

I Am The Law

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Reminded me of Brendan Grace, 'I come from a large family, there was only 2 of us, but we were huge!'

Collie D

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A bisexual who doesn't seem too bothered about sex? Seems a waste.

Well if she’s looking for someone who’s into Dancing with the Stars, stereotypically that person will have no interest in sex with a woman so it should all work out all right.

Neames

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

A laptop and a tablet?

Purple Mountain

RMAOK wrote: »

Have you got road frontage, op?

I reckon a double D.

anewme

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Don’t know about people but 2 in 1. Is Chips and curry sauce in a long tray. 3 in 1 is Chips, curry sauce and rice in a long tray.

Oink

AMKC wrote: »

So who wants to date me?

I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS, have arguments with, go out to dinner or the cinema with and sleep with. I am not your average person. You could say I am a 2 in 1. So the more open-minded the person the better.
Someone to spoil and they can spoil me back.

I am not promising there will be sex or not personaly thats not a deal breaker for me as long as the person is nice, respectable and funny I can live with the rest.

Sure go on then.

Oink

Oink wrote: »

Sure go on then.

Actually nevermind. Just checked with the wife there, and long story short, I can’t.

A,S,L?

tabby aspreme

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

Fish, chips, and a battered sausage

Ted_YNWA

tabby aspreme wrote: »

Fish, chips, and a battered sausage

Going by OP, sausage won't be required.

AMKC

The Tetrarch wrote: »

What about MOTD?

Ni interest.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Yea I was in until that line

Lets date.

Deleted User wrote: »

A,S,L?

Whats A,S,L?

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I reckon a double D.

Not that big no.

RMAOK wrote: »

Have you got road frontage, op?

I take it this is supposed to mean cleavage.

freshpopcorn wrote: »

How do you feel about people like Ryan Andrews being allowed to do DWTS?

Do you agree with it?

I have no problem with it.

anewme wrote: »

Don’t know about people but 2 in 1. Is Chips and curry sauce in a long tray. 3 in 1 is Chips, curry sauce and rice in a long tray.

It has nothing to do with food or sexuality its more to do with gender.

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject wrote: »

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

Deebles McBeebles

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

That was a piss take and about 4 Boards dates ago

Leg End Reject

At least I didn't surprise you with a mickey!

banie01

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Gender Fluid:P

Oh there will be

Wibbs

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

Purple Mountain

Wibbs wrote: »

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

ILoveYourVibes

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

freshpopcorn

AMKC wrote: »

I have no problem with it.

I think it's so wrong!

Wibbs

Purple Mountain wrote: »

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

OK both are a big fat no. Whatever the other one is...

Loafing Oaf

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet.

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

Loafing Oaf

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

ILoveYourVibes

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

If we start dating op..its my pussy now! :mad:

banie01

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

Jaysus...
There was me thinking she was just warming my supper...

Loafing Oaf

Deleted User wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

AMKC

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

How do you know if I even have a pet?

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?