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Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

AMKC

So who wants to date me?

I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS, have arguments with, go out to dinner or the cinema with and sleep with. I am not your average person. You could say I am a 2 in 1. So the more open-minded the person the better.
Someone to spoil and they can spoil me back.

I am not promising there will be sex or not personaly thats not a deal breaker for me as long as the person is nice, respectable and funny I can live with the rest.

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Ted_YNWA

tabby aspreme wrote: »

Fish, chips, and a battered sausage

Going by OP, sausage won't be required.

AMKC

The Tetrarch wrote: »

What about MOTD?

Ni interest.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Yea I was in until that line

Lets date.

Deleted User wrote: »

A,S,L?

Whats A,S,L?

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I reckon a double D.

Not that big no.

RMAOK wrote: »

Have you got road frontage, op?

I take it this is supposed to mean cleavage.

freshpopcorn wrote: »

How do you feel about people like Ryan Andrews being allowed to do DWTS?

Do you agree with it?

I have no problem with it.

anewme wrote: »

Don’t know about people but 2 in 1. Is Chips and curry sauce in a long tray. 3 in 1 is Chips, curry sauce and rice in a long tray.

It has nothing to do with food or sexuality its more to do with gender.

[Deleted User]

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

What, you've a mickey?

Leg End Reject wrote: »

And ladybits it seems. Curiouser and curiouser.

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Finally, I could say I had a threesome.

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

Deebles McBeebles

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Here you, remember what happened the last time you had a boards date?!

That was a piss take and about 4 Boards dates ago

Leg End Reject

At least I didn't surprise you with a mickey!

banie01

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Gender Fluid:P

Oh there will be

Wibbs

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

Purple Mountain

Wibbs wrote: »

I looked up DTWS. Jeebus. Well, it would be our first argument out of the way anyway.

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

ILoveYourVibes

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

freshpopcorn

AMKC wrote: »

I have no problem with it.

I think it's so wrong!

Wibbs

Purple Mountain wrote: »

She meant DWTS..
God only knows what your search brought up

OK both are a big fat no. Whatever the other one is...

Loafing Oaf

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet.

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

[Deleted User]

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

ILoveYourVibes

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

If we start dating op..its my pussy now! :mad:

banie01

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

Jaysus...
There was me thinking she was just warming my supper...

Loafing Oaf

Deleted User wrote: »

I heard her pussy got soaking wet the other evening-had to dry it out in front of the fire.

AMKC

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Put up a selfie op.

Also a pic of your pet. Its a deal breaker.

How do you know if I even have a pet?

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah we need to see your pussy OP:pac:

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

beejee

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

Purple Mountain

These threads never end well, OP.

Remember the Galway guy who was looking for a wedding date?
We ripped him to pieces.

ILoveYourVibes

AMKC wrote: »

How do you know if I even have a pet?

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

I know I am female and you are female but i don't feel that should count me out from getting a chance at that pussy! :mad:

If you don't have a pussy we are buying one! :P

Loafing Oaf

AMKC wrote: »

How do you know if I even have a pet?

I do you know if I have a pet that its a pussy?

I'm afraid I was taking as gospel the stereotype of the cat-owning single lady:o

ILoveYourVibes

beejee wrote: »

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

If you don't want him I will have him op! Well if he has a pussy!

ILoveYourVibes

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

I'm afraid I was taking as gospel the stereotype of the cat-owning single lady:o

Makes single ladies afraid to adopt kittens!

Sardonicat

beejee wrote: »

I'm game for a laugh, but will need a few more details.

As for me, I like to wear bin bags around the house Tuesday through Wednesday, it just feels so right, you know what I mean? I have a lot of hobbies, and l love nothing more than painting slices of toast a la my left foot. Secretly watching people on the street is the most comfortable evening to me and I'm looking for someone to share these experiences. But be warned, you must be deathly quiet in the dark room while staring together, if we need to communicate during stranger watching, a whispering grunt will be tolerated. Afterwards we will compare notes.

Physically, I'm a proportionately sized 7ft tall with the exception of perversely flaring nostrils.

Let me know anyway.

Where have you been my whole life?! You had me at 'flaring nostrils'. Apart from those and your height, do you possess any other equine attributes? By any chance? Hmmm?

Gynoid

Jaysis OP, surely it cannot be that difficult to meet a nice lad in real life?

BorneTobyWilde

If a guy created a thread like this it would die a death and he'd get no replies, when a girl does it trends and her inbox can't except any more messages /

beejee

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

If you don't want him I will have him op! Well if he has a pussy!

Sardonicat wrote: »

Where have you been my whole life?! You had me at 'flaring nostrils'. Apart from those and your height, do you possess any other equine attributes? By any chance? Hmmm?

*flirts through nose aggressively*