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Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

  • 19-01-2020 07:51PM
    #1
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,418 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    So who wants to date me?

    I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS, have arguments with, go out to dinner or the cinema with and sleep with. I am not your average person. You could say I am a 2 in 1. So the more open-minded the person the better.
    Someone to spoil and they can spoil me back.

    I am not promising there will be sex or not personaly thats not a deal breaker for me as long as the person is nice, respectable and funny I can live with the rest.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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  • #2
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How about arguments about DWTS over dinner?


  • #3
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 46,248 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    AMKC wrote: »
    So who wants to date me?

    I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS
    Thats me out!

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  • #4
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,665 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    https://forumofgames.com/



  • #5
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 46,248 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?
    Hermaphrodite I reckon :D

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  • #6
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,175 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    Gender Fluid:P


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  • #7
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    Bisexual?


  • #8
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    What about MOTD?


  • #9
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    You will get many PMs.


  • #10
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,706 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    You will get many PMs.

    Doubtful :pac:
    AMKC wrote: »
    I am not promising there will be sex

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



  • #11
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    I am old enough to remember when partner meant the boss in a solicitors, accountants, or architects practice. :o


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  • #12
    Johnny Sausage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Johnny Sausage


    Mr_fegelien

    Now is your time to shine


  • #13
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Ten of Swords wrote: »
    Doubtful :pac:

    She didn't rule it out either though.


  • #14
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    This is the saddest thing I have seen on the site.


  • #15
    pajor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »
    This is the saddest thing I have seen on the site.

    There's something about a Sunday evening that can make you question your life.


  • #16
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,286 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    How do you feel about people like Ryan Andrews being allowed to do DWTS?

    Do you agree with it?


  • #17
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,175 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    She didn't rule it out either though.

    And we all know when a woman says no she means maybe and when she says maybe she means yes.:P


  • #18
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Is it alright if I'm married?


  • #19
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Ten of Swords wrote: »
    Doubtful :pac:

    Yea I was in until that line :D

    To thine own self be true



  • #20
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,107 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I can certainly be in the same room while you watch DWTS (had to Google what that was tbh), i'll be playing the Switch. Which means I'm good with my hands, my fingers get a 3+ hour work out daily. I also like to eat, so dinner is covered, and I can make some mean beans on toast. I'm funny in real life. Lurve the cinema, i'll even pay for your monthly pass cuz i'm nice. I also like Chinese food, so a 2-in-1 sounds good. And I fcuking love to cuddle.

    A/S/L?


  • #21
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,477 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Have you got road frontage, op?


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  • #22
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,665 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Bisexual?

    A bisexual who doesn't seem too bothered about sex? Seems a waste.

    https://forumofgames.com/



  • #23
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    Reminded me of Brendan Grace, 'I come from a large family, there was only 2 of us, but we were huge!'


  • #24
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A bisexual who doesn't seem too bothered about sex? Seems a waste.

    Well if she’s looking for someone who’s into Dancing with the Stars, stereotypically that person will have no interest in sex with a woman so it should all work out all right.


  • #25
    Neames
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Neames


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    A laptop and a tablet?


  • #26
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Have you got road frontage, op?

    I reckon a double D.

    To thine own self be true



  • #27
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    Don’t know about people but 2 in 1. Is Chips and curry sauce in a long tray. 3 in 1 is Chips, curry sauce and rice in a long tray.


  • #28
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    AMKC wrote: »
    So who wants to date me?

    I want someone who I can watch shows on T.V with like DWTS, have arguments with, go out to dinner or the cinema with and sleep with. I am not your average person. You could say I am a 2 in 1. So the more open-minded the person the better.
    Someone to spoil and they can spoil me back.

    I am not promising there will be sex or not personaly thats not a deal breaker for me as long as the person is nice, respectable and funny I can live with the rest.

    Sure go on then.


  • #29
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Oink wrote: »
    Sure go on then.

    Actually nevermind. Just checked with the wife there, and long story short, I can’t.


  • #30
    Luis Future Shelter
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Luis Future Shelter


    A,S,L?


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  • #31
    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,668 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    A 2 in 1? What does that mean?

    Fish, chips, and a battered sausage


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