Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

fryup · 29-05-2019 5:38pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^

thought you might be using google voice, or have your face up against the screen:p

seagull · 30-05-2019 12:54pm

branie2 wrote: »

well, I read what you said there, so it's fine.

How often do you need to shave your hands?

branie2 · 30-05-2019 1:01pm

No hairy hands

elfy4eva · 30-05-2019 1:03pm

The following post watershed sky TV shows:

Ibiza Uncovered
Reps in Ibiza
Prickly heat (Julian Clarey made this one difficult)
Naked in Westminster
Kirsty's home videos
British sex
American Sex
Yankey Pankey (the annoying drag queen host made this one very difficult)

Bonus for eurotrash on channel 4 but I think that ones universal.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 30-05-2019 1:05pm

elfy4eva wrote: »

The following post watershed sky TV shows:

Ibiza Uncovered
Reps in Ibiza
Prickly heat (Julian Clarey made this one difficult)
Naked in Westminster
Kirsty's home videos
British sex
American Sex
Yankey Pankey (the annoying drag queen host made this one very difficult)

Bonus for eurotrash on channel 4 but I think that ones universal.

I have genuinely NEVER watched any one of the above shows (with the obvious exception of Eurotrash). Am I missing out?

elfy4eva · 30-05-2019 1:07pm

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I have genuinely NEVER watched any one of the above shows (with the obvious exception of Eurotrash). Am I missing out?

No, infact kirstys home videos would have been a better show if it was just kirsty gallagher on screen doing nothing for half an hour.

ohnonotgmail · 30-05-2019 1:10pm

elfy4eva wrote: »

No, infact kirstys home videos would have been a better if it was just kirsty gallagher on screen wearing nothing for half an hour.

FYP. No charge

fryup · 30-05-2019 1:38pm

elfy4eva wrote: »

Bonus for eurotrash on channel 4 but I think that ones universal.

eurotrash was more funny than sexy.....yer one doing the voiceover with the brassy northern english accent had me in stitches sometimes...esp when it involved nudist butchers in germany..."ooh look at the size of his frankfurter" bye eck! :P

BurnUp78 · 30-05-2019 1:44pm

The loading screens on a leisure suit Larry game for the ps2..

fryup · 30-05-2019 1:50pm

^^^^^^^^^^^

you'd have a ****...and then play the game?

bit messy?

elfy4eva · 30-05-2019 1:51pm

fryup wrote: »

eurotrash was more funny than sexy.....yer one doing the voiceover with the brassy northern english accent had me in stitches sometimes...esp when it involved nudist butchers in germany..."ooh look at the size of his frankfurter" bye eck! :P

It was ridiculous, and half the segments were about 60 year old German natureists. But you put up with that for the good nudity.

fryup · 30-05-2019 1:59pm

^^^^^^^^^^^

nah not for me...the sight of elderly nude bodies turned my stomach, yuk! total turn off

Ragnar Lothbrok · 30-05-2019 4:16pm

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^

nah not for me...the sight of elderly nude bodies turned my stomach, yuk! total turn off

I was in Gran Canaria last year and we decided to walk from Playa del Ingles to Maspalomas along the beach. Mrs Ragnar had warned me that there was part of the beach that was a nudist area, and I was quite looking forward to this part of the stroll.

My eyes are still burning with the images of very overweight, wrinkly old men. Even most of the few women there were in their 60s or 70s. Not quite what I was anticipating

Ragnar Lothbrok · 30-05-2019 4:32pm

Brookside was the best British soap ever when it came to frapping material. Can't remember many of the actresses names but can picture most of them still.

Anna Friel's character (Beth Jordache) had the first ever lesbian kiss on pre-watershed UK television and there was uproar over it (the f*ckers cut the scene out of the repeat showing on the Saturday evening). I can still remember it as if it was yesterday.

Tracy Corkhill was a corker.

Amanda Burton as Heather Black was also lovely, and at one time she shared her house with a beautiful Polish girl.

I also had a soft spot for Bobby and Sheila Grant's daughter Karen.

There were oh so many more over the years too, although I never did understand the fascination with Claire Sweeney's (aka Lindsey Corkhill) ass.

I miss Brookside

It provided a huge amount of material for the w@nk-bank.

Dr. Bre · 30-05-2019 4:33pm

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I was in Gran Canaria last year and we decided to walk from Playa del Ingles to Maspalomas along the beach. Mrs Ragnar had warned me that there was part of the beach that was a nudist area, and I was quite looking forward to this part of the stroll.

My eyes are still burning with the images of very overweight, wrinkly old men. Even most of the few women there were in their 60s or 70s. Not quite what I was anticipating

Granny Canaria

branie2 · 30-05-2019 4:40pm

As long as it's not your granny

Ragnar Lothbrok · 30-05-2019 4:45pm

branie2 wrote: »

As long as it's not your granny

Yore ma.

Tikki Wang Wang · 30-05-2019 6:04pm

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^

nah not for me...the sight of elderly nude bodies turned my stomach, yuk! total turn off

You too will be old one day grasshopper and the vageen you seek with be wrinkled and grey haired....

fryup · 30-05-2019 6:09pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

my mickey will be long retired by then

elfy4eva · 30-05-2019 6:11pm

Also I vividly remember watching eurotrash one time in anticipation of a good rub when this segment came on. Instant flop.

https://youtu.be/VdlLBWymnUA

Deebles McBeebles · 31-05-2019 8:49am

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

my mickey will be long retired by then

The mickey never retires F, it simply lies in wait.

branie2 · 13-08-2019 11:15pm

branie2 wrote: »

Or if someone who has the Family Album with the pictures could put them up here.

or pm me with them.

begsbyOnaTrain · 16-10-2019 3:03pm

A still frame of an upcoming Fair City episode in the RTE Guide, featuring Carol showing a bit of cleavage. I was young but even so, cleaning myself up after, I knew that was a low point in life.

NuttyMcNutty · 16-10-2019 3:59pm

be jezus, the young lads have it easy today, you can wear a pair of socks and throw them away now, not in my day. You could be wearing them the next day. :pac:

Edgware · 16-10-2019 4:06pm

begsbyOnaTrain wrote: »

A still frame of an upcoming Fair City episode in the RTE Guide, featuring Carol showing a bit of cleavage. I was young but even so, cleaning myself up after, I knew that was a low point in life.

Now you know how I felt after doing one looking at the R.T.E. guide photo of Teasy in Glenroe

branie2 · 17-10-2019 10:57am

Edgware wrote: »

Now you know how I felt after doing one looking at the R.T.E. guide photo of Teasy in Glenroe

That is very lame

begsbyOnaTrain · 17-10-2019 1:39pm

Edgware wrote: »

Now you know how I felt after doing one looking at the R.T.E. guide photo of Teasy in Glenroe

If I didn't have the RTE guide when I was young, I would have went mad.

Edgware · 17-10-2019 4:58pm

begsbyOnaTrain wrote: »

If I didn't have the RTE guide when I was young, I would have went mad.

Didn't your Ma get Womans Way?

fryup · 17-10-2019 5:32pm

flicking through the reader's digest my folks used to get back in the day,,,they'd be one or two bathroom/showers ads with pretty ladies showing a hint of side boob or bare back....that was enough to get me going

Rx713B · 17-10-2019 5:39pm

dave3004 wrote: »

I use to play Smackdown on the PS2 and do a 6 man hell in the cell match.

Pick 6 hot chicks and fap away to their entrance videos !

This could be the best thing I have read

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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