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Boob flashing v Dick flashing

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    #32
    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
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    You got an awful purdy mouth!

    Could do with a vajazzle.... It deserves a crown


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    #33
    Wayne Jarvis
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    Deleted User wrote: »
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    You got an awful purdy mouth!

    Would


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    #34
    Annurca Apples
    Site Banned Posts: 66 ✭✭Annurca Apples


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?

    Why so serious


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    #35
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,340 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    The difference is the Predator is all teeth. I wouldn't trust it not to let its trophy hunter nature take over and grab itself a human horn for the collection.


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    #36
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

    I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

    Less of a “squeeze” too.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #37
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

    I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

    Less of a “squeeze” too.

    You miss her, don't you?


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    #38
    dotsman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭dotsman


    There appears to be a lot of hatred for the penis in this thread. Why do you guys hate your little guy so much?


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    #39
    Ush1
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

    I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

    Less of a “squeeze” too.

    Like a collapsed circus tent?


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    #40
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Ush1 wrote: »
    Like a collapsed circus tent?

    Like Harry Redknapp’s eyelids, Ush.


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    #41
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    banie01 wrote: »
    A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

    must have gotten 25 year's for that lol


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    #42
    fash
    Registered Users Posts: 2,271 ✭✭✭fash


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.
    Not exactly. The primary reason for the size of breasts is sexual signaling. The requirements for feeding offspring is much smaller- see female orangutan breasts for what breasts would look like is feeding offspring was the sole determining criterion.


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    #43
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,265 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’


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    #44
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Akrasia wrote: »
    The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’

    What’s the implication of whipping out your ‘ham hock’?


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    #45
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    You miss her, don't you?

    Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #46
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,708 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.
    Could lead to all manner of unfortunate outcomes at the deli counter.


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    #47
    lawred2
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    The Simpson's mouth?

    Wut!?


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    #48
    Tired Gardener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Tired Gardener


    Flesh trumpets as everyone knows can be damaging If used incorrectly, hence can be seen as threatening.

    Where as bags of joy, are never going to hurt or endanger anyone.


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    #49
    Fattybojangles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Fattybojangles


    lleti wrote: »
    So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

    One man's pig is another man's picasso.


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    #50
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

    Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself


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    #51
    Fattybojangles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Fattybojangles


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

    Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself

    That very much depends where your local park is


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    #52
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    lawred2 wrote: »
    The Simpson's mouth?

    Wut!?

    Specifically Homer Simpson’s. I believe some might know it as an “innie”.

    I read somewhere before that there are three, distinct, ways a vagina can look. A ham sandwich, an over-stuffed ham sandwich or a “Simpson’s mouth”. Obviously, you can substitute roast beef for ham if you so desire.

    A lot of guys can get too hung up on the neat side of the “Simpson’s mouth” but I do see anything wrong with enjoying the more “meatier” ones. Some of them should just be grateful they’ve been let within a sniff of one.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #53
    shaneon77
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭shaneon77


    lawred2 wrote: »
    The Simpson's mouth?

    Wut!?
    recently sent to me and I was wondering if I would ever get a chance to use it.


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    #54
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,708 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Does it help to try not to think of Homer during the act?


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    #55
    jester77
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    The post makes no sense, you are not even comparing like with like. Lots of men go around topless and few complain.

    If someone drops their pants, then it's considered indecent regardless of whether they are male or female.


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    #56
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    NeinNeinNein wrote: »
    Does it help to try not to think of Homer during the act?

    You’re fine once you don’t get the lady in question to draw the rest of Homer’s face around it.

    Generally, when you’re getting “down to it” the angle doesn’t work for the “Simpson’s mouth” anyway.

    Just try not to use any catchphrases. Might put you off.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #57
    shaneon77
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭shaneon77


    shaneon77 wrote: »
    recently sent to me and I was wondering if I would ever get a chance to use it.

    Where did my pic go? Is it off the approved list?


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    #58
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    You’re fine once you don’t get the lady in question to draw the rest of Homer’s face around it.

    Generally, when you’re getting “down to it” the angle doesn’t work for the “Simpson’s mouth” anyway.

    Just try not to use any catchphrases. Might put you off.

    Slightly off topic but i remember once having some fun time with a young lass who had a tattoo of some lad with a lawnmower downtown

    Remember thinking it looked cool at the time


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    #59
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    shaneon77 wrote: »
    Where did my pic go? Is it off the approved list?

    Ah now, that’s more of a “camel toe”, or possibly a “moose knuckle”.

    The “Simpson’s mouth” is for the neat little “innies”, not “gellies”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #60
    greenspurs
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

    Why do sooo many ladies get boob jobs then ?
    Does that improve milk production ?? :rolleyes:
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    #61
    Dr. Bre
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    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    Slightly off topic but i remember once having some fun time with a young lass who had a tattoo of some lad with a lawnmower downtown

    Remember thinking it looked cool at the time

    Some bush that needed trimming..


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