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Boob flashing v Dick flashing

lleti

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

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ArchXStanton

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Could do with a vajazzle.... It deserves a crown

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Would

Annurca Apples

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?

Why so serious

kowloon

The difference is the Predator is all teeth. I wouldn't trust it not to let its trophy hunter nature take over and grab itself a human horn for the collection.

EmmetSpiceland

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

Sorry about that

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

You miss her, don't you?

dotsman

There appears to be a lot of hatred for the penis in this thread. Why do you guys hate your little guy so much?

Ush1

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

Like a collapsed circus tent?

JohnnyFlash

Ush1 wrote: »

Like a collapsed circus tent?

Like Harry Redknapp’s eyelids, Ush.

nthclare

banie01 wrote: »

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

must have gotten 25 year's for that lol

fash

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Not exactly. The primary reason for the size of breasts is sexual signaling. The requirements for feeding offspring is much smaller- see female orangutan breasts for what breasts would look like is feeding offspring was the sole determining criterion.

Akrasia

The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’

JohnnyFlash

Akrasia wrote: »

The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’

What’s the implication of whipping out your ‘ham hock’?

EmmetSpiceland

Sorry about that wrote: »

You miss her, don't you?

Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.

[Deleted User]

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.

Could lead to all manner of unfortunate outcomes at the deli counter.

lawred2

The Simpson's mouth?

Wut!?

Tired Gardener

Flesh trumpets as everyone knows can be damaging If used incorrectly, hence can be seen as threatening.

Where as bags of joy, are never going to hurt or endanger anyone.

Fattybojangles

lleti wrote: »

So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

One man's pig is another man's picasso.

Stevieluvsye

Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself

Fattybojangles

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself

That very much depends where your local park is

EmmetSpiceland

lawred2 wrote: »

The Simpson's mouth?

Wut!?

Specifically Homer Simpson’s. I believe some might know it as an “innie”.

I read somewhere before that there are three, distinct, ways a vagina can look. A ham sandwich, an over-stuffed ham sandwich or a “Simpson’s mouth”. Obviously, you can substitute roast beef for ham if you so desire.

A lot of guys can get too hung up on the neat side of the “Simpson’s mouth” but I do see anything wrong with enjoying the more “meatier” ones. Some of them should just be grateful they’ve been let within a sniff of one.

shaneon77

lawred2 wrote: »

The Simpson's mouth?

Wut!?

recently sent to me and I was wondering if I would ever get a chance to use it.

[Deleted User]

Does it help to try not to think of Homer during the act?

jester77

The post makes no sense, you are not even comparing like with like. Lots of men go around topless and few complain.

If someone drops their pants, then it's considered indecent regardless of whether they are male or female.

EmmetSpiceland

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

Does it help to try not to think of Homer during the act?

You’re fine once you don’t get the lady in question to draw the rest of Homer’s face around it.

Generally, when you’re getting “down to it” the angle doesn’t work for the “Simpson’s mouth” anyway.

Just try not to use any catchphrases. Might put you off.

shaneon77

shaneon77 wrote: »

recently sent to me and I was wondering if I would ever get a chance to use it.

Where did my pic go? Is it off the approved list?

Stevieluvsye

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’re fine once you don’t get the lady in question to draw the rest of Homer’s face around it.

Generally, when you’re getting “down to it” the angle doesn’t work for the “Simpson’s mouth” anyway.

Just try not to use any catchphrases. Might put you off.

Slightly off topic but i remember once having some fun time with a young lass who had a tattoo of some lad with a lawnmower downtown

Remember thinking it looked cool at the time

EmmetSpiceland

shaneon77 wrote: »

Where did my pic go? Is it off the approved list?

Ah now, that’s more of a “camel toe”, or possibly a “moose knuckle”.

The “Simpson’s mouth” is for the neat little “innies”, not “gellies”.

greenspurs

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Why do sooo many ladies get boob jobs then ?
Does that improve milk production ?? :rolleyes:

Dr. Bre

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Slightly off topic but i remember once having some fun time with a young lass who had a tattoo of some lad with a lawnmower downtown

Remember thinking it looked cool at the time

Some bush that needed trimming..