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Doing yokes at fifty

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    E, acid and the like are a young man's game. Everybody knows there are only 3 ways for an older man to relive his youth.

    1 Go for mad sessions of drink and drugs
    2 Leave your wife for a younwan
    3 take up cycling and wear skintight lycra clothes to show off your big belly



    Number 3 is also acceptable clothing to wear to an Underworld gig.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    https://youtu.be/U2YDZOItGWU

    Go for it OP. Few of us went to Carl Cox last summer for 'a last Hurrah' and had a great time. Soon time to plan another one :), you're never too old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    No idea what drugs are.

    Fifty thus year and never taken any drugs, never even smoked a joint.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 45 Reppohc


    Drugs are for scumbags. Go for it OP.

    Illegal drugs or all drugs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭.G.


    Dante7 wrote: »
    I'm getting on in years, but have decided that before I really put the the feet up I'd like to have another session. No interest in coke. Was talking to a few similarly aged friends of both sexes and they also seem eager. Something like an Underworld gig would be great.

    Any other people in their late forties or early fifties who wouldn't mind another session?

    I'm in.
    grindle wrote: »
    Whenever I go to the Netherlands for festivals or clubs or whatever the lads I'm with are mid-40s to early 50s, they seem grand with it. Stuff is strong these days, good yokes are made to be taken in halves now (a full good pill is a strong double-drop nowadays) so be careful and dose low.
    If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure stay away.

    I took a beetle many moons ago, best yoke I've ever had, spent the first 20 minutes fairly sure I was going to die, the rest of the night was euphoric :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    You know what I find funny..when you're talking to someone a bit older like your mam or aunt or someone and they refer to hash as The Hash!

    I've only smoked weed around a handful of times but I find it funny when people refer to it like The Thing or The Stuff like the films!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭6541


    A bunch of us mid to late forties took yokes (lobs) on a saturday in Dingle a couple of months ago. We started at 11 am, visited a fair few pubs, all turned out well..... lol.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Reppohc wrote: »
    Illegal drugs or all drugs?
    Illegal of course.

    People can still get involved in bar brawls, piss on the public street, engage in all kinds of scurrilous and dangerous behaviours and be entirely anti-social whilst still being upstanding members of the community.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,529 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Drugs are for scumbags. Go for it OP.

    No I don't think so. Drugs have been comsumed in every civilisation since the dawn of man for all sorts of reasons.
    I think you allow the nanny state to hold your hand.
    Unfortunately too many scumbags are involved in the sale of drugs.
    Oh and alcohol is a drug. Ten thousand people per year in the U.S. die from prescription drugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Tammy! wrote: »
    You know what I find funny..when you're talking to someone a bit older like your mam or aunt or someone and they refer to hash as The Hash!

    I've only smoked weed around a handful of times but I find it funny when people refer to it like The Thing or The Stuff like the films!
    Tammy! I think you were actually watching the movies The Thing and The Stuff

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090094/
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1


    You were too high on "The Hash" to realise they are not movies about drugs!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Dante7 wrote: »
    I'm getting on in years, but have decided that before I really put the the feet up I'd like to have another session. No interest in coke. Was talking to a few similarly aged friends of both sexes and they also seem eager. Something like an Underworld gig would be great.

    Any other people in their late forties or early fifties who wouldn't mind another session?

    Get some real MDMA. It was actually initially conceived by scientists who were trying to tackle issues of depression in old aged people, I respect you are middle aged.

    Get your pals over and throw on some tunes you like and enjoy yourself. There will be plenty of water in the tap and you can even enjoy a few drinks etc, although I would not go overboard.

    If your hell bent on going to a gig like underworld etc I would suggest you check out their website and see where they are playing. Although mind you I can think of better acts to party to. Get you arse down to Ibiza for a few nights. Clubs like Revision do big nights with the likes of Richie Hawtin, Carl Cox, Sasha and John Digweed etc etc.

    Stay in a nice hotel and get out of your barney with a few of your mates. You don't have to party for 9 hours to get a kick out of it, you can always leave early if you think it is crap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    So I've decided on the following:

    An Extended trip to New Zealand or Australia

    Hiking: South America Or Ethopia

    Cruise: Antarctica or Galapagos


    So, I've never done any YOKES so moneys no object.

    ideas for 50th welcome!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Tammy! I think you were actually watching the movies The Thing and The Stuff

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090094/
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1


    You were too high on "The Hash" to realise they are not movies about drugs!


    No Guy, that's not it :D

    I can't remember The Thing tbh but The Stuff did have a bit of a thing about addiction though I think it was more about consumerism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,380 ✭✭✭STB.


    anewme wrote: »
    No idea what drugs are.

    Fifty thus year and never taken any drugs, never even smoked a joint.

    ...... well back in 1993.




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Snow Garden




    Naughty Naughty, Very Naughty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    STB. wrote: »
    I guess you had to be there and on drugs but that looks unbearably boring to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Dante7


    anewme wrote: »
    Never did yokes at 30 or 40, no interest at 50.

    And then you die. Never having experienced doing yokes at an Underworld gig. I'll give it a whirl.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    The babe in the Shamen video is sooooo sexy. I love her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    Guy Person wrote: »
    I guess you had to be there and on drugs but that looks unbearably boring to me.

    Oh ffs Guy. Stop ruining our buzzz :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    Go for it. I've done thousands of them but not for about 15 years. I'll revisit them one of these days, I just need a good excuse like you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Dante7 wrote: »
    anewme wrote: »
    Never did yokes at 30 or 40, no interest at 50.

    And then you die. Never having experienced doing yokes at an Underworld gig. I'll give it a whirl.

    I dont know what doing yokes are or An Underworld gig, so,I'll settle for paying off my debts and having an option of touring the world.

    Drugs are for losers, what you've never had, you'll never miss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Tammy! wrote: »
    Oh ffs Guy. Stop ruining our buzzz :D
    My apologies Tammy!
    I'm a boring fart, I will go on a 2 day yoke bender and report back to let you know if I have lightened up a bit. I assume I will shít myself at least once during it so I will politely not mention that fact.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    anewme wrote: »
    So, I've never done any YOKES so moneys no object.
    Pills are really cheap, man. Most people probably spend more on an average Saturday night than a regular-user of E would spend in a month.

    Not only is it cheaper, it's statistically a far safer drug.

    I'm not trying to proselytise, I'm just saying - pills, and definitely MDMA, are cheaper and safer than alcohol.

    Soon, someone will start another thread about cocaïne and then you will definitely have a valid point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭Car99


    anewme wrote: »
    I dont know what doing yokes are or An Underworld gig, so,I'll settle for paying off my debts and having an option of touring the world.

    Drugs are for losers, what you've never had, you'll never miss.

    They are agreed but they are an interesting experience until the next day that is when you can't eat or move until at least 8pm , well that was did 20 years ago probably induce cardiac arrest today .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    anewme wrote: »
    Drugs are for losers, what you've never had, you'll never miss.
    I have never had a 3 way with Amy Adams & Emma Stone but I still miss it every day of my life.... sometimes I miss it 3 times a day :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    Guy Person wrote: »
    My apologies Tammy!
    I'm a boring fart, I will go on a 2 day yoke bender and report back to let you know if I have lightened up a bit. I assume I will shít myself at least once during it so I will politely not mention that fact.

    Okay!!....

    I will also go on a 2 day yoke bender and hopefully I wont be as unfortunate as your predictions... but if I do I will also politely not mention that fact :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭.G.


    anewme wrote: »
    I dont know what doing yokes are or An Underworld gig, so,I'll settle for paying off my debts and having an option of touring the world.

    Drugs are for losers, what you've never had, you'll never miss.

    Don't be like that.

    I've done absolutely loads of lsd and yokes in my time and I've seen loads of the world too, they aren't mutually exclusive. You can have different experiences in life if you want. You've spent a lot of time in this thread telling us you don't know what we're taking about, why?

    Try it and get back to me, or don't, live and let live.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 45 Reppohc


    Illegal of course.

    People can still get involved in bar brawls, piss on the public street, engage in all kinds of scurrilous and dangerous behaviours and be entirely anti-social whilst still being upstanding members of the community.
    Thanks ( I believe we are like minded) but I was asking the person who posted the comment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    I think I've had a very different life than others here. Who the fck are Emma Adam's or Emma Stone? Pay off your bills and look after yourself has been my motto.

    Great to say not long left.

    Only those who have got there will understand.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 45 Reppohc


    anewme wrote: »
    I think I've had a very different life than others here. Who the fck are Emma Adam's or Emma Stone? Pay off your bills and look after yourself has been my motto.

    Great to say not long left.

    Only those who have got there will understand.
    They are mainstream MOTR actresses who have been in huge movies. I doubt you really don't know who they are if you google them you will recognise them.

    (oh Jesus i didn't realise you were dying. Sorry)


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