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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #9902
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,184 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    There's no room in my short tight short shorts for tissues

    You could stuff a couple down the front :D


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    #9903
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,448 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Sleeves? Arm-band? Man-bra-straps?

    There's NO excuse! :mad:


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    #9904
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    You tell him NH!

    #rank


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    #9905
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,448 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Spitting not OK, but shooting snot out of your nose is?!? Pah-leeeze! Please keep your bodily fluids to yourself, unless asked otherwise!

    Incidentally, many years ago spitting was outlawed as a mean to stop the spreading of TB.


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    #9906
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    You could stuff a couple down the front :D
    that's where I keep my water bottle.




    I try not to snot rocket when people are around if that's any help :)


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    #9907
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,448 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I try not to snot rocket when people are around if that's any help :)

    Not really - you could step on one (eeeeewwwwhhh!!!), or your dog could step on one and bring it back into your house, or worse!!! #barf/bark


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    #9908
    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    My boss.

    Seriously, how did you ever rise to a a position of responsibility?

    OK, we both know the answer to this, you are good at kissing senior management arse and pepper your speech with management buzz-phrase bolloxology.

    But really, make a fcuking decision for once in your life. I mean without having to run it past half a dozen people in an effort to cover your own arse.

    You are a fcuking drag on everyone else's efficiency. You ask for useless and irrelevant information to be compiled in order to procrastinate deciding on anything. You fundamentally misunderstand all of the technical issues you are supposed to be overseeing.

    You are a useless arsehole.

    I am not staying late to work on some stupid **** you've decided you need, It's Friday and I'm meeting friends for pints.

    I don't care that you think this information is important - it's not. I would tell you to do it yourself but we both know you wouldn't have the first clue where to start.

    At the risk of repeating myself, you are a useless arsehole.


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    #9909
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,753 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    New Home wrote: »
    Incidentally, many years ago spitting was outlawed as a mean to stop the spreading of TB.

    There do seem to be an awful lot of Total Bastards around these days and now I know why!


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    #9910
    heretothere
    Registered Users Posts: 616 ✭✭✭heretothere


    Waited 30 minutes in the bank, there were only 4 people ahead of me!!! Thankfully I don't often have to go in there


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    #9911
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Could of, should of, would of - this morning I saw could've of. Good Lord.

    Overheard some soap-dodger protesting his innocence to the Guards on Marlborough St one day after they were collared for drinking and dumping empty cans on the steps of the DIT college of catering behind them.

    Verbatim, he said:
    We wor'nt even drinkin', Garda......[turns to look at his partner in crime]........Worn't we not?

    For the rest of the day I was trying to extrapolate what that would look like without the contractions, it was like a bullet ricocheting around my brain like some perverse triple negative......"We were not even drinking, Garda, were not we not?"


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    #9912
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Batrachotox wrote: »
    Today is the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings at Normandy.
    What is the History channel showing?

    Swamp people :rolleyes:

    Thats now way to talk about Shrek:D:D


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    #9913
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,411 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    People who say "leave" when they mean "let".


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    #9914
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,112 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    People who say "leave" when they mean "let".

    My eternal friend...... at last someone who treats those tools who do that with the contempt they deserve.

    Munster are you fohhherking listening.

    Donal Lenihan are you listening. “He left him in for the try”


    The world is a better place after reading that post.


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    #9915
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,184 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Typical rubbish friday evening traffic.


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    #9916
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Opened a window in the hope a bluebottle flying around the kitchen would clear out. 2 min later I have another one in to join him.
    Tisnt worth yer while coming in here lads. There's nothing any good here. Now feck off out and tell the rest of yer buddies the same.


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    #9917
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    can't stop eye from watering, thru the night into the day.


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    #9918
    The Enbalmer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    Naked people hanging round the changing rooms in the gym.

    Usually dirty-looking pasty old men.

    You never see these characters actually working out barring the occasional one in the weights room,sweating heavily and changing colour like a cuttlefish.

    The majority of these old bastards seem to go to the gym with the express intention of making people feel sick as they stand around showing off thier shrivelled bollocks.


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    #9919
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,112 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    The Enbalmer wrote: »
    Naked people hanging round the changing rooms in the gym.

    Usually dirty-looking pasty old men.

    You never see these characters actually working out barring the occasional one in the weights room,sweating heavily and changing colour like a cuttlefish.

    The majority of these old bastards seem to go to the gym with the express intention of making people feel sick as they stand around showing off thier shrivelled bollocks.

    Very good observation .

    Like these swimmers I referred to on another thread..Spend two or three minutes in the sea and the rest of the time toweling their cluster usually on the highest part of the area.


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    #9920
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Threading on eggshells once again, I hate this .


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    #9921
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Had the coffee, done the exercise, got some sun, done everything to boost the ol' energy levels....... still sleepy.

    (hope you're ok seph)


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    #9922
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,056 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    English people's inability to pronounce 'Keogh' correctly.


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    #9923
    The Enbalmer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    This sort of logic applies to the weekend cyclist or MAMIL. Usually profoundly unlikable,they squeeze themselves into skintight lycra leotards so the motoring public can be sickened by the sight of them bursting out of it like huge tubes of toothpaste.

    These sorts of people are usually perennially single or trapped in loveless marriages and regularly cuckolded.

    The highlight of their worthless week is setting off to block roads and upset people's sense of decency.

    A visible testament to beta-male pusilanimousn.


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    #9924
    The Enbalmer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    Ramblers and hill walkers annoy me.

    To quote Nicholas Van Hoogstraten

    "You ask any policeman,he'll tell you. They're what we call the dirty Mac brigade. Flashers.A bunch of disenfranchised perverts"


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    #9925
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Why must people yell so much?! ...and at people sitting right beside them?



    I can hear them clearly a distance away. :mad:


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    #9926
    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Parents not giving a frick to respond to birthday invitations. It's really not that hard to send a quick text.

    My son's birthday is on Sunday and he invited all the boys from class, like 10 or 11. Only 3 texted in, one can't come. I asked one of the mothers earlier today if her boys are coming and she said no, they're away. Why not telling me so when you know? Honestly I'm a bit taken aback by that. Mine gets invited to every party and is well liked, we always bring gifts.
    I don't understand why not only the turnout is so bad but people don't even bother just saying no.


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    #9927
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,364 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    When you step back to let someone coming the other way get through the door - being sound, like - and instead of saying thanks or maybe even holding it open for you they just abruptly let it slam in your face.


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    #9928
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Loafing Oaf wrote: »
    English people's inability to pronounce 'Keogh' correctly.

    wondering if I am saying it wrong now, hmmmm...


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    #9929
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Putting the ATM at tHE back of a shop,beside a door that tHE staff use.You cant concentrate properly.

    Penneys are the worse for putting the sizes on the wrong hanger.You spend ages looking think you have found your size.And then realise its too small.


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    #9930
    apieceofcake
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭apieceofcake


    People cancelling plans...especially on the day itself. I know sometimes it can’t be helped but it’s still a bit annoying (and maybe trivial too)!


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    #9931
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The Enbalmer wrote: »
    Naked people hanging round the changing rooms in the gym.

    Usually dirty-looking pasty old men.

    You never see these characters actually working out barring the occasional one in the weights room,sweating heavily and changing colour like a cuttlefish.

    The majority of these old bastards seem to go to the gym with the express intention of making people feel sick as they stand around showing off thier shrivelled bollocks.

    Some of the reasons I stopped going a local gym/pool. Some men (And no doubt women) are manky bastards. Men washing their swimming shorts in the sinks where people shave. Men Using hair dryers on their balls ( I kid you not!) blowing Christ’s knows what all over the place. And then spraying some cheap crap everywhere except under their arms.


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