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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #5612
    Seamai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    We have a neighbour called Redempta, an older lady, really nice person but what an awful name.


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    #5613
    appledrop
    Registered Users Posts: 5,799 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Nova - girls name wtf


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    #5614
    jay0109
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭jay0109


    appledrop wrote: »
    Nova - girls name wtf

    Just heard that on Claire Byrne show. The mother is a new Green Party councillor so I suppose it's to be expected!


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    #5615
    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Just after coming across a Nixie.

    Sounds like a dogs name.


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    #5616
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Just after coming across a Nixie.

    Sounds like a dogs name.

    I think that's the Lidl own brand of canned fish...


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    #5617
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I sent mail from my job today. One to a Lola-belle and one to a Tigerlilly. Both from the same sender.


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    #5618
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I sent mail from my job today. One to a Lola-belle and one to a Tigerlilly. Both from the same sender.
    The only Tigerlilly I know of is Bob Geldof's adopted daughter. I didn't think other parents would be stupid enough to inflict that on their kids :rolleyes:


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    #5619
    Corkgirl18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Corkgirl18


    I taught a boy a few years ago whose second name was Hairy! His parents were Malaysian so presumably it has a different meaning over there


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    #5620
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Just after coming across a Nixie.

    Sounds like a dogs name.

    Maybe they're fans of 1950s electronic tech

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixie_tube

    170px-Nixie2.gif

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5621
    Plopsu
    Registered Users Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Just after coming across a Nixie.

    Sounds like a dogs name.

    It's a water sprite. Like a pixie..... but in water.


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    #5622
    maxsmum
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭maxsmum


    Just read a death notices. Nieces of the deceased are 'Myah, Nevaeh and baby Priya-Rose'.

    Nevaeh is Heaven backwards.


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    #5623
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,133 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I sent mail from my job today. One to a Lola-belle and one to a Tigerlilly. Both from the same sender.

    Surely if you sent the mails they would both be from the same sender so why say it.

    Am i missing something?


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    #5624
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    maxsmum wrote: »
    Just read a death notices. Nieces of the deceased are 'Myah, Nevaeh and baby Priya-Rose'.

    Nevaeh is Heaven backwards.

    Fun fact: When spelled forwards, all are pornstar names.

    FM regen names for the nerds here.


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    #5625
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    maxsmum wrote: »
    Just read a death notices. Nieces of the deceased are 'Myah, Nevaeh and baby Priya-Rose'.

    Nevaeh is Heaven backwards.
    I can never figure out how that's supposed to be pronounced?


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    #5626
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,143 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I can never figure out how that's supposed to be pronounced?

    Here ya go :D

    Pronunciation:/nəˈveɪ.ə/ nə-VAY-ə


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    #5627
    tcawley29
    Registered Users Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭tcawley29


    surely Anus has to be top of the list :D


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    #5628
    maxsmum
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭maxsmum


    tcawley29 wrote: »
    surely Anus has to be top of the list :D

    I've met Irish 'Aenghus' 'Eanna' and middle eastern 'Anas's over the years and always just cringed...


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    #5629
    garyskeepers
    Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭garyskeepers


    I was in temple street with the little one a few weeks back and yer wan next to me was talking to her kid, which i heard the name "Missy" .

    That was ok, until the nurse came out and called, "Missy Elliot"

    JAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS


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    #5630
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    garyskeepers wrote: »
    I was in temple street with the little one a few weeks back and yer wan next to me was talking to her kid, which i heard the name "Missy" .

    That was ok,

    No.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5631
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Nevaeh is Heaven backwards

    I can never figure out how that's supposed to be pronounced?

    Nevin?


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    #5632
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Saw one last night, an ex ladies footballer named Chelcee.

    Why?


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    #5633
    citygal93
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭citygal93


    Pajo


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    #5634
    citygal93
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭citygal93


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I can never figure out how that's supposed to be pronounced?

    I know someone who's daughter is called Neveah and she pronounces it "Nih-vay-ih" - but that's in a thick Dublin accent


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    #5635
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Awful name but at least it can be shortened to Nev or Neve.

    Won't be long before we see a Nivea.
    "Nivea comes from the Latin word niveus/nivea/niveum, meaning 'snow-white'."


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    #5636
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,607 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Awful name but at least it can be shortened to Nev or Neve.

    Won't be long before we see a Nivea.
    "Nivea comes from the Latin word niveus/nivea/niveum, meaning 'snow-white'."

    Better not be to a family called Skinner.


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    #5637
    antipuker
    Registered Users Posts: 45 ✭antipuker


    garyskeepers wrote: »
    I was in temple street with the little one a few weeks back and yer wan next to me was talking to her kid, which i heard the name "Missy" .

    That was ok, until the nurse came out and called, "Missy Elliot"

    JAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS
    You've heard the name Rosaleen,
    Made famous in song by Thin Lizzy.
    Now someone has given birth to a Typo, and the above name is ROSELLEAN! Lol


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    #5638
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    My second cousin called his kid 'Florian Wigo'.
    Granted he is German, but man that is a sh1t name.


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    #5639
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    There was a Florian in Kraftwerk

    No idea what Wigo is (Germans would pronounce it Vigo, maybe kid was conceived on a trip to Spain??)

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5640
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,078 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    There was a Florian in Kraftwerk

    No idea what Wigo is (Germans would pronounce it Vigo, maybe kid was conceived on a trip to Spain??)

    Florian is a very common name in Germany , Wigo is baffling !


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    #5641
    antipuker
    Registered Users Posts: 45 ✭antipuker


    Shantelle McGee...I sh!t you not!!


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