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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #5552
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    Met an asian girl called yoyo before ðŸ˜
    Did you have her wrapped around your finger?


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    #5553
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Psalm is pronounced as Samm, (UK/Ireland).

    Biblical, see book of Psalms


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    #5554
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,143 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    Oak
    branie2 wrote: »
    What plank came up with that name?

    The branch manager.

    Or whoever planted his seed


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    #5555
    Castlekeeper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Castlekeeper


    byhookorbycrook wrote: »
    Oceania (in a plummy d4 accent)

    Surely just named after her father, Seanie ? ...


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    #5556
    Castlekeeper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Castlekeeper


    Rockery Woman wrote: »
    Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!

    Quite common around these parts, usually shortened to Con or Neily, not as bad as another of Greek origin, which is less common these days for some reason...

    Aeneas


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    #5557
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Castlekeeper wrote: »
    Rockery Woman wrote: »
    Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!

    Quite common around these parts, usually shortened to Con or Neily, not as bad as another of Greek origin, which is less common these days for some reason...

    Aeneas
    That's cos people don't know how to pronounce it anymore. It's not how you think.
    An-EE-us.

    Yeah, I suppose even with the correct pronunciation it's still too close for comfort. Couldn't do that to a child


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    #5558
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hego Damask wrote: »
    Daenerys , or something , lately from Game of Thrones.
    I mean wtf is wrong with people, at least Khaleesi could be asain but f*cking DAENERYS ???
    Setting your kid up to be slagged for life...

    Of all the GoT names I reckon Brienne is probably the nicest for a kid. If you were stuck and a big fan. The rest of them I couldn't bring myself to name a dog.


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    #5559
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Hego Damask wrote: »
    Daenerys , or something , lately from Game of Thrones.
    I mean wtf is wrong with people, at least Khaleesi could be asain but f*cking DAENERYS ???
    Setting your kid up to be slagged for life...

    Of all the GoT names I reckon Brienne is probably the nicest for a kid. If you were stuck and a big fan. The rest of them I couldn't bring myself to name a dog.
    I really like Tyrion. But we've already established on this thread that I'm not fit to name a child, so don't judge me too harshly.


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    #5560
    maxsmum
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭maxsmum


    Heard someone shout 'Allegra!' in town the either day! It sounded dreadful.


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    #5561
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,143 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    maxsmum wrote: »
    Heard someone shout 'Allegra!' in town the either day! It sounded dreadful.

    mcq24p.jpg


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    #5562
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    maxsmum wrote: »
    Heard someone shout 'Allegra!' in town the either day! It sounded dreadful.

    Are we sure they weren't asking for the music to be sped up but just mispronouncing it?


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    #5563
    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    A lot of cnuts in this thread. That's all I'll say.


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    #5564
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Former Observer wrote: »
    A lot of cnuts in this thread. That's all I'll say.

    Well that’s not a very nice thing to say. Can’t really take the moral high ground when you’re going around calling people c*nts, can you?
    Pot... kettle????


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    #5565
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Former Observer wrote: »
    A lot of cnuts in this thread. That's all I'll say.
    I don't think that's an appropriate name for a child, so you're wrong :)


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    #5566
    blindside88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    Former Observer wrote: »
    A lot of cnuts in this thread. That's all I'll say.

    If you’ve given your kids “unique” or “quirky” names, this thread probably isn’t for you


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    #5567
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,143 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Former Observer wrote: »
    A lot of cnuts in this thread. That's all I'll say.
    I always thought it was spelt Knut.


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    #5568
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Rusty Hymen.


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    #5569
    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Well that’s not a very nice thing to say. Can’t really take the moral high ground when you’re going around calling people c*nts, can you?
    Pot... kettle????


    It's a fact that this thread is full of cnuts, I'm just calling it the way it is.

    On the one hand you have empty-headed goons complaining about children called Molly, or about older fellahs called Cornelius, while on the other hand you have spiteful, smuggy twats desperate to feel superior to working class people or 'dole scum that watch too much reality TV'.

    Enjoy.


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    #5570
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Former Observer wrote: »
    It's a fact that this thread is full of cnuts, I'm just calling it the way it is.

    On the one hand you have empty-headed goons complaining about children called Molly, or about older fellahs called Cornelius, while on the other hand you have spiteful, smuggy twats desperate to feel superior to working class people or 'dole scum that watch too much reality TV'.

    Enjoy.
    I've only seen one cnut on this thread so far.


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    #5571
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    I was just reading about the collapse of Jamie Oliver's restaurant group in the UK (1,000 people will lose their jobs, poor devils) and came across this:-

    Jamie and Jools have five children: - Poppy Honey Rosie, 17; Daisy Boo Pamela, 15; Petal Blossom Rainbow, 10; Buddy Bear Maurice, 8; and River Rocket Blue Dallas, 2.

    The pair of them should be locked up for child abuse.


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    #5572
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Former Observer wrote: »
    It's a fact that this thread is full of cnuts, I'm just calling it the way it is.

    On the one hand you have empty-headed goons complaining about children called Molly, or about older fellahs called Cornelius, while on the other hand you have spiteful, smuggy twats desperate to feel superior to working class people or 'dole scum that watch too much reality TV'.

    Enjoy.

    No, no, no.
    We are not discussing the people attached to the names, just the name itself.
    Should every person on earth called Molly be personally offended cause someone on Boards.ie doesn't like it? Grow up.


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    #5573
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Saw one today, ‘Dolcie’


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    #5574
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    blade1 wrote: »
    I always thought it was spelt Knut.

    Not so great that way.


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    #5575
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    Saw one today, ‘Dolcie’
    Is there a twin called Gabbana?


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    #5576
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,022 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Ipso wrote: »
    Not so great that way.

    It used to be a name fit for a king.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5577
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,077 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    It used to be a name fit for a king.

    And a little polar bear !


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    #5578
    riclad
    Registered Users Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Just read an article today ,the mother is called dilly, her daughter is called bay.
    theres dozens of nice name s out there,
    so now people are just using random words for names .
    i watch a youtuber sometimes , her daughter is called clark,
    why in hell would you use a mans name for a girl.
    When theres loads of good girl names out there .
    its also slightly confusing .
    in the future if she send s a letter to someone ,fills in a form some people might think she is male .


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    #5579
    Yermande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭Yermande


    I was going to name my first-born Tamriel but then I took an arrow to the knee.


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    #5580
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I haven't seen that in a while!


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    #5581
    holliehobbie
    Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭holliehobbie


    Mason, Cameron and Travis. All boys. All sound like surnames or are surnames!


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