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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Wishox


    Assholes standing on the car brakes at lights or in traffic , ffs new ones are like searchlights !


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    There has been an explosion of glitter in the kitchen caused by the most junior Rubberlegs. Glitter feckin everywhere, I'm going to be cleaning it up for days :(

    Wait a sec... you weren't reading Rubberlegs jr. a book on the facts of life, by any chance, were you? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭TG1


    I am having an anxiety attack thinking about reducing my anxiety medication. The irony


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    My wife climaxes too quickly. Now that is not such a bad thing as I can then fill my boots with no guilt or pressure but she is out for the count. She is not able for Round 2 or 3..:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,173 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    And ... I was correct ..
    I need a coffee now , and chocolate , and all the good (bad ) stuff .

    And part two , this will be a running phone whinging saga for at least a week .

    I'll keep updated :D
    (Ye can share my pain , I'm generous like that :p)


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Mam, isn't that your doorbell? With your neighbour asking you for urgent assistance with a matter of life or death?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭Harleen Quinzel


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    And part two , this will be a running phone whinging saga for at least a week .

    I'll keep updated :D
    (Ye can share my pain , I'm generous like that :p)

    I feel your pain Mam.
    There’s always that one person that when you see their name flash on the phone screen, a dark cloud descends and they drain the life out of you.
    Plenty of chocolate treats to keep your spirits up :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,173 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    New Home wrote: »
    Mam, isn't that your doorbell? With your neighbour asking you for urgent assistamce with a matter of life or death?

    Ha , if this goes on for the week it WILL be a matter of life or death NH !!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Oh look, now it's your smoke alarm!! You just HAVE to hang up, it could be dangerous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,173 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    I feel your pain Mam.
    There’s always that one person that when you see their name flash on the phone screen, a dark cloud descends and they drain the life out of you.
    Plenty of chocolate treats to keep your spirits up :D

    Exactly !
    They are real life Dementors , sorry but I actually use that in RL :D

    NH ,
    It's gone now , for the moment anyway :)

    TA,
    Don't know what to eat , might have a sausage sandwich .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    Indeed, 1 is like fingernails on a blackboard...............the other is like a fork on a blackboard
    :D


    I went out with a lady from Tyrone for awhile. Pure novelty with the accent but jesus she did my ****ing head in. Never went anyone near the north again.


    "Catch yourself onnn.."
    "I'm only taking the hat out of you.."


    (Shudders)


  • Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Boomerang.
    Jesus it boils my piss everytime I see it. It actually makes me a bit nauseous and my eyes go a bit funny.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Lusocu wrote: »
    Housemates taking your brand new frying pan and using it to cook their dinner while carelessly gouging deep scratches into it while stirring and cutting up meat on it with a knife. There goes me being able to flip my eggs or not having scrambled eggs stick to the surface. Then I have leave it lying in hot water and suds and scrubbing like a madman just to clean it. Don't stir stuff or cut stuff up in a nonstick saucepan with forks, knives and spoons etc!


    People who use oven cleaning products to remove the special coating on self cleaning ovens :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 48 stanley1989


    People that talk sh1t and don't know when to shut up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,558 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Getting the hair cut in my usual spot earlier. Doesn't have a card machine and has always been €12 since I started going there. So took €10 out of the ATM on the way and had just enough change in the car to make up the difference for the exact fare.

    But they have since increased their price by a euro, meaning I had to go to the ATM all over again. Pain in the hole


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Mr_Spaceman


    When the absolute laziest tramp housemate ever puts her washing into the tumble drier even though it's a sunny day outside.

    Then, naturally, the same utter moron is the first to throw a tantrum when the utility bills come in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭SaltSweatSugar


    When the lads I work with say they’re babysitting. It’s not babysitting if it’s your own children!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,734 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Some tit at the builders providers today paying for his paint with a cheque.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Last time I looked at one in Limerick there was lots of 70s veneered furniture with prices like they were capitalising on the retro trend, and a full polar bear skin (1,000 euro, plus ).

    They used be called second hand shops, sold things fit for a skip and smelled of must and mould.
    Now they still smell the same but they're "vintage shops" with daft prices for what is essentially junk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,679 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Made my girlfriend her favourite dish, beef wellington. Decided to be ultra romantic and use the leftover pastry to make love hearts on the top of it. But then when it came out of the oven, the hearts got distorted and looked like dicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Erik Shun


    Made my girlfriend her favourite dish, beef wellington. Decided to be ultra romantic and use the leftover pastry to make love hearts on the top of it. But then when it came out of the oven, the hearts got distorted and looked like dicks.

    At least you've left her in no doubt whats for dessert baby!!

    Currently watching The Spy Who Shagged Me on comedy central
    :D

    TV is rubbish on a Saturday nite


  • Registered Users Posts: 509 ✭✭✭md23040


    One night years ago I created a fake LinkedIn profile for voyeuristically looking at peoples profiles whom I know, without letting them knowing it’s me being nosy. Anyway this profile had one Job posted in Linux IT, no education, no network contacts and recently it being getting bombarded most days with companies and agencies asking would you consider working for us, what’s your salary expectation etc, whilst my profile gets very little of this traction.

    Maybe it’s time to give Tony a Masters distinction from some prestigious University and have some wind up fun with this old pseudo creation.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    md23040 wrote: »
    One night years ago I created a fake LinkedIn profile for voyeuristically looking at peoples profiles whom I know, without letting them knowing it’s me being nosy. Anyway this profile had one Job posted in Linux IT, no education, no network contacts and recently it being getting bombarded most days with companies and agencies asking would you consider working for us, what’s your salary expectation etc, whilst my profile gets very little of this traction.

    Maybe it’s time to give Tony a Masters distinction from some prestigious University and have some wind up fun with this old pseudo creation.

    School of Hard Knocks, University of Life? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    Indeed, 1 is like fingernails on a blackboard...............the other is like a fork on a blackboard
    :D

    Exactly. I hate all of them. "Needley Needley, sitchyAchun, discussions, talks, meetings, needley". I just mute or change channel.
    Also heard great reviews of Derry Girls. 5 minutes in, I had to turn it off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Been targeted for last few months with endless ads for custom made men's shoes, most of them look like Ronald McDonald's cast offs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,759 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Been targeted for last few months with endless ads for custom made men's shoes, most of them look like Ronald McDonald's cast offs.

    Mine are poser UK designer clothes from Hong Kong knockoffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Deja Boo wrote: »
    Mine are poser UK designer clothes from Hong Kong knockoffs.

    Oh new ad today... men's lace up sandals.

    Why would any man wear something so utterly stupid looking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Still not managing to eat properly. I can have bits here and there but nowhere near how much I’d usually eat. Ugh what is wrong with me? :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Oh new ad today... men's lace up sandals.

    Why would any man wear something so utterly stupid looking?

    My brother wears them as he needs orthotics and only in lace ups can he fit them in . He finds them great in summer yet still support his feet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When you have a really interesting dream/nightmare and you wake up and can't remember it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Fancied a cheeseburger from McDonald's today as I hadn't had one in ages.
    Decided to get the meal and although I enjoyed it, I now feel ****e.
    Urgh. And why do people add salt to the chips? They're very salty as they are!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Zero motivation. Feeling more than sluggish. And I've a list of things to do so long it's overwhelming.

    zzzzzzzz_funny-pictures-cat-needs-help.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Urgh. And why do people add salt to the chips? They're very salty as they are!

    I adore salt.

    Also if your ordering McDonalds tell them you don't want salt on your chips if you dont really like it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 509 ✭✭✭md23040


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Also if your ordering McDonalds tell them you don't want salt on your chips if you dont really like it.

    McDonalds new straws are used once only for minutes and going through 4 million daily. Laudable as it is to get away from plastics, but shouldn’t Mc Donald’s and all other fast food stores be encouraging customers not to use a straw and have a social conscience for the environment.

    You might need one for slurping a milkshake, but can people not just tip their cups of Coke/Fanta the normal way that’s done 99.9% of the time anyway at home. Every little step really helps.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Very confusing feelings .

    And eavesdroppers . Woman next to me and a friend in the pub , her mouth literally hanging open at our conversation .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,860 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Very confusing feelings .

    And eavesdroppers . Woman next to me and a friend in the pub , her mouth literally hanging open at our conversation .

    Were ye discussing local dogging sites or something?

    Can’t blame the lass surely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,860 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    If I hear another cretin saying “Look” on Sunday sport on RTE I will explode.

    At. Forking. Least. 500. Looks. In Today’s. Prof


    Jesu Cristi.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Were ye discussing local dogging sites or something?

    Can’t blame the lass surely.

    No, but personal stuff, in low voices . If someone was discussing local dogging sites next to me I wouldn't bat an eyelid. It's 2019 :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,860 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    No, but personal stuff, in low voices . If someone was discussing local dogging sites next to me I wouldn't bat an eyelid. It's 2019 :)

    Aaah ok.....apologies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,053 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    The fact that it’s 9.40 on what should be a quiet warm Sunday night and some absolute cûnt of a neighbor has their hedge trimmer or strimmer on the go. I’m sure folks are right about now putting kids into bed before school in the morning, rest of us relaxing, windows open and having to listen to this cûnt. Good thing the light is fading fast so they might hit something solid, have it bounce back, split their face open. Cûnts !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Urgh. And why do people add salt to the chips? They're very salty as they are!

    People firing heaps of salt onto food before they've even tasted it grinds my gears.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,877 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    A clean polo shirt that I had on for approx 45 minutes has coffee drops on it and as it's likely to be a warm day I can't conceal with a jumper :D

    Consigned to the wash basket grrrr

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    People firing heaps of salt onto food before they've even tasted it grinds my gears.

    Darwin will take care of that for you. Eventually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    My family back home being as thick as planks. I'm unemployed atm and Job search is starting to take off, I start getting interviews and this is a big deal for me and my self esteem after being at home with the children for almost 3 years.
    My son goes to visit my family and his other grandparents every summer and this year it's on my dad to plan this, who is a walking disaster when it comes to planning.

    Now he offered to pay flights for me and my daughter too so we could join for two weeks... In 5 weeks time. This is really so not a good time right now to go abroad, nevermind for two full weeks.
    Also my husband is supposed to stay at home and work while I'm living the life? Sorry not happening.

    Anyway, I tried to explain it to my dad and sister that it really is not a good time for me to go right now and why. Instead of being understanding and somewhat supportive, they try guilt me with every argument under the sun and started sending passive aggressive messages in the family WhatsApp group.

    So disappointed how they can't get their head around the fact that I have commitments too and am not available 24/7 to jump on the next plane.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    There's a woman I work with who is so pleasing on the eye, but so painful on the ear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    There's a woman I work with who is so pleasing on the eye, but so painful on the ear.

    I'm sure we all know someone like that! Mind you, I'm sure women would say the same thing about men:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    When you momentarily step back from the sink when brushing your teeth, only to have a blob of toothpaste fall from your mouth.....and then you cant find where it went.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Up Donegal wrote: »
    I'm sure we all know someone like that! Mind you, I'm sure women would say the same thing about men:p

    I knew a guy who had a voice that would make you literally melt. Yes, literally.
    Unfortunately, he was a completely horrid person, though, and his looks matched his personality. But his voice? Swoon...


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Memo to self: next time you attempt to make a pseudo-mayonnaise with soy milk, don't just trust the fact that the front of the pack doesn't say "vanilla flavour". READ. THE. ACTUAL. INGREDIENTS!!! Vanilla-garlic-balsamic vinegar isn't a good combination. :/


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