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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #8852
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,138 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Parking bay 'straddlers' who take up two parking bays at Tesco/Dunnes/Aldi/Lidl.


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    #8853
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    The sound of someone doing a sh!te in the cubicle next to me. Not annoying but rank.


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    #8854
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    The sound of someone doing a sh!te in the cubicle next to me. Not annoying but rank.

    Is there any radio being played to muffle the sound of the grunting/groaning/splashing?

    If not, then you're up shít Creek without a paddle :eek:


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    #8855
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    RMAOK wrote:
    Is there any radio being played to muffle the sound of the grunting/groaning/splashing?


    It's the splashing that gets me. *shudders*


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    #8856
    LollipopJimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,442 ✭✭✭LollipopJimmy


    Election posters, year after year at this time the scenery around the country is destroyed with these things. Last year we had some with awful pictures given the topic of the referendum and now this year we've to look at smug politician faces.


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    #8857
    Up Donegal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Parking bay 'straddlers' who take up two parking bays at Tesco/Dunnes/Aldi/Lidl.

    The wardens should give these drivers a ticket for each space.


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    #8858
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,543 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Back in work after my two week hiatus due to what felt like Captain Trips at times. Being sick sucked but being in work definitely sucks more.

    Note to self: marry for money next time.


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    #8859
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    My phone ...will ..not ..charge....

    Also i broke one of my earphones that i just bought.


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    #8860
    Up Donegal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    It's the splashing that gets me. *shudders*

    I was in a cubicle in toilet once and whoever was in the next cubicle seemed to be timing his plops with the Angelus bell which was ringing at the time!:D


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    #8861
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Up Donegal wrote:
    I was in a cubicle in toilet once and whoever was in the next cubicle seemed to be timing his plops with the Angelus bell which was ringing at the time!


    That made me genuinely lol :D


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    #8862
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Up Donegal wrote: »
    I was in a cubicle in toilet once and whoever was in the next cubicle seemed to be timing his plops with the Angelus bell which was ringing at the time!:D

    Eeeeewwwww!


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    #8863
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Up Donegal wrote: »
    I was in a cubicle in toilet once and whoever was in the next cubicle seemed to be timing his plops with the Angelus bell which was ringing at the time!:D

    Holy Sh1t!


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    #8864
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Up Donegal wrote: »
    I was in a cubicle in toilet once and whoever was in the next cubicle seemed to be timing his plops with the Angelus bell which was ringing at the time!:D

    :D

    Did he have 12 of them?


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    #8865
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    :D Jesus ! pennies from heaven ?

    TA enough positive thinking , I've things to do outdoors, will this rain ever.just.feck.off


    grrrr


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    #8866
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    On the way out of Tesco to get my forgotten shopping bags before going to the checkout, a regular TA, I realised I had been shopping with my top inside out. I had to crouch down in the back of the car and whip it off and rearrange it. Thank God for tinted windows :)


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    #8867
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    People who think they're a full time mad bastard. You're really not. You're not even a part time mad bastard. :D


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    #8868
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    On the way out of Tesco to get my forgotten shopping bags before going to the checkout, a regular TA, I realised I had been shopping with my top inside out. I had to crouch down in the back of the car and whip it off and rearrange it. Thank God for tinted windows :)

    Ah sh*te. That explains it. Thought I had left the lens cap on :o


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    #8869
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    People who think they're a full time mad bastard. You're really not. You're not even a part time mad bastard. :D

    ta. My dog has disembowelled another sofa. Now looking at me like butter wouldn't melt, with the whippet head-tilt and one ear up. She's definitely a full time mad bastard, with overtime . I could swear she just winked at me.

    balls to it, never liked that sofa anyway :)


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    #8870
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    TA I need a radio or sound system or whatever the bejeesus it's called . The closet wahhabist doesn't like music in the house so the latest developments in this stuff passed me by. I'm using the laptop which isn't quite cutting it for me.


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    #8871
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    ALL RIGHT! LET'S HAVE IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU UNSUBSCRIBED ME FROM THIS THREAD TEN DAYS AGO? :mad:

    Have you any idea how much catching up I had to do? AND, you had me thinking that people had no more TAs, unlikely as that sounds. :mad:

    (TA at my phone for unsubscribing me from this thread, most likely when I was trying to click on another unread thread. Which reminds me... no THs either... Hmmmm. Must investigate)


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    #8872
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,481 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    People who think they're a full time mad bastard. You're really not. You're not even a part time mad bastard. :D
    couldnae even claim momentary mad bastrdship :eek:



    TA that I have no clue what qualifies as bastrdly madness :o


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    #8873
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Went for coffee in my local station M&S petrol station on the way to work this morning. Forgot my reusable mug and left my loyalty stamp card in my other suit jacket.

    Life does not get any worse.


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    #8874
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Someone took my toothbrush...aargh


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    #8875
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Went for coffee in my local station M&S petrol station on the way to work this morning. Forgot my reusable mug and left my loyalty stamp card in my other suit jacket.

    Life does not get any worse.

    I have about 4 loyalty cards for the canteen in work. Never have one with me.

    Also majorly TA'd at you for bursting my bubble over the Liverpool win.!!!!!


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    #8876
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Went for coffee in my local station M&S petrol station on the way to work this morning. Forgot my reusable mug and left my loyalty stamp card in my other suit jacket.

    Life does not get any worse.


    I should add that I didnt actually go for one in the end as I feel too guilty about the enviromental impact of the disposable cups. So I settled for the tasteless choice muck with UHT milk at work. That will teach me.


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    #8877
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Left a tissue in a pocket by accident (I usually check first) and did a wash. GUURGH! White crap everywhere!!! :(


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    #8878
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Left a tissue in a pocket by accident (I usually check first) and did a wash. GUURGH! White crap everywhere!!! :(

    I did that yesterday . Full load of black clothes , some with lacy bits with tissue fluff stuck in every tiny gap in the lace.

    And when I went out in the daylight earlier I realised the orange cat must've broken into my wardrobe and defiled my folded black jeans on the bottom shelf...halfway to where I was going I realised his fur was all over my legs.

    Must be why witches always had black cats.

    If you didn't laugh , you'd cry.:(


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    #8879
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    On the way out of Tesco to get my forgotten shopping bags before going to the checkout, a regular TA, I realised I had been shopping with my top inside out. I had to crouch down in the back of the car and whip it off and rearrange it. Thank God for tinted windows :)

    My skirt fell off in Tesco once :D

    I'd lost weight, it wasn't noticeably loose til I was walking up and down the aisles for a while . Reached up for chicken stock cubes and down it went . I could write a book with all the wardrobe malfunctions


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    #8880
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Widdershins wrote: »
    I did that yesterday . Full load of black clothes , some with lacy bits with tissue fluff stuck in every tiny gap in the lace.

    And when I went out in the daylight earlier I realised the orange cat must've broken into my wardrobe and defiled my folded black jeans on the bottom shelf...halfway to where I was going I realised his fur was all over my legs.

    Must be why witches always had black cats.

    If you didn't laugh , you'd cry.:(

    Ha. I have a black cat they go with everything :D


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    #8881
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,320 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Widdershins wrote: »
    I did that yesterday . Full load of black clothes , some with lacy bits with tissue fluff stuck in every tiny gap in the lace.

    And when I went out in the daylight earlier I realised the orange cat must've broken into my wardrobe and defiled my folded black jeans on the bottom shelf...halfway to where I was going I realised his fur was all over my legs.

    Must be why witches always had black cats.

    If you didn't laugh , you'd cry.:(

    I thought that was going in a different direction


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