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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • Site Banned Posts: 17 Bumper Mannix


    branie2 wrote: »
    The one with the lady in her flat getting changed?

    They all used to from what I remember.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    That's one I particularly remember


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 876 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    Has anyone said the Budget Holidays catalogue yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I believe I did


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 20,968 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    The inlay covers of CDs that were around the house. My sister had spice girls and other assorted girl groups which offered plenty of material, but we also had a Celine Dion CD around the house and she got a lot of work


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^

    any side boob?


  • Site Banned Posts: 17 Bumper Mannix


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    any side boob?

    On phone so can't link but it was the ads for Impulse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Minnie Brennan from The Riordans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Lame? Heather Mills.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,189 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    On phone so can't link but it was the ads for Impulse.

    I see this so often, it just drives me crazy.
    What about the phone prevents you adding a link?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    I see this so often, it just drives me crazy.
    What about the phone prevents you adding a link?

    I'm on the phone so I can't explain to you why you can't add a link when on the phone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    branie2 wrote: »
    One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.

    Hate to think what she used that for. 😲


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Rtl zwei after 10pm on an old skybox in the 90s was the business.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    oh ya? "i've come to fix your boiler type movies" ??;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Das ist gut!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    branie2 wrote: »
    Das ist gut!

    "Ja, ich komme aus!"
    "Nicht so schnell!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    2 words: Playtex Secrets.

    One of the women in that ad was pulling on her panties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    Rikand wrote: »
    The inlay covers of CDs that were around the house. My sister had spice girls and other assorted girl groups which offered plenty of material, but we also had a Celine Dion CD around the house and she got a lot of work

    Spice Girls in ANYTHING: like in Smash Hits or other magazines, or their music videos.

    The Mariah Carey CD inlay from the late 90s, she was quality then
    I think I know the Celine Dion one you were on about, I wouldn't be a fan of hers normally, but there was one CD inlay where she looked smoking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    branie2 wrote: »
    One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.

    The lingerie section was killer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The lingerie section was killer

    And the swimwear section


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    branie2 wrote: »
    La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres

    Man that is some classy high end cultural fapping not like the rest of us degenerates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Thank you :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭Tikki Wang Wang


    A tree in the back garden that look like it had a pair of baps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    branie2 wrote: »
    La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres
    A tree in the back garden that look like it had a pair of baps

    From the sublime to the ridiculous. Excellent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Any time Jennifer Ellison appeared in the newspaper back in the day when newspapers and Jennifer Ellison were a thing.

    Ditto Kelly Brook and Sofia Vergara.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    and Dani Behr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    and Dani Behr

    Great call on Dani Behr. Mint


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^

    and her slutty voice


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    and her slutty voice

    Man her voice was dynamite!
    Well along with every other part of her I guess


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