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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #752
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Nope, I still have sight in both eyes


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    #753
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And I wasn't at it all of the time


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    #754
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    liar, i bet you're mammy had to change you're pyjamas bottoms ever second day when you were a teenager


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    #755
    Donal55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,023 ✭✭✭Donal55


    branie2 wrote: »
    There were others before me who contributed memories as well

    Should that not be 'cumtributed'?


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    #756
    Sean 18
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭Sean 18


    Well their was nothing on rte one that time except if you were getting excited watching think on play the game lol


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    #757
    Donal55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,023 ✭✭✭Donal55


    Sean 18 wrote: »
    Well their was nothing on rte one that time except if you were getting excited watching think on play the game lol

    Bibi Baskin.


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    #758
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    liar, i bet you're mammy had to change you're pyjamas bottoms ever second day when you were a teenager

    My mother never knew about that


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    #759
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    Lucy was by the pool in s few episodes wearing a bikini or onepiece

    That should say in a few episodes


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    #760
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    I find this thread offensive.

    'Pictures of semi-naked women that I rubbed my penis to'.

    A) Grow up.
    B) Women read After hours. Do you care what they think?
    C) If you're going to have a circle jerk where you all congratulate each other and turn each other on, there's a sex and sexuality forum


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    #761
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,467 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I find this thread offensive.

    'Pictures of semi-naked women that I rubbed my penis to'.

    A) Grow up.
    B) Women read After hours. Do you care what they think?
    C) If you're going to have a circle jerk where you all congratulate each other and turn each other on, there's a sex and sexuality forum

    MOD Well if you found this thread to be offensive then you can report it and let the mods deal with it instead of backseat modding. This is a light hearted thread in a light hearted forum.


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    #762
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    To midlandmissus

    women are welcome to contribute to this thread as well you know

    (and don't be telling me you don't do it)


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    #763
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    MOD Well if you found this thread to be offensive then you can report it and let the mods deal with it instead of backseat modding. This is a light hearted thread in a light hearted forum.

    Or too light hearted in my case


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    #764
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    The internet is a scary place. So much offensive content. I'm going to write a letter to my TD about this.


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    #765
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    The internet is a scary place. So much offensive content. I'm going to write a letter to my TD about this.

    Fidelma Healy Eames is the person to reach out to.


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    #766
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Grayson wrote: »
    Fidelma Healy Eames is the person to reach out to.

    Is that your wan with the wiffy code? She seems to be on the ball alright.


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    #767
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Is that your wan with the wiffy code? She seems to be on the ball alright.

    and the fraping


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    #768
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Nip tuck
    Fergie in the video for 'my humps'
    Why god why?


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    #769
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Orwellmerchant wrote: »
    Nip tuck
    Fergie in the video for 'my humps'
    Why god why?

    The internet was well established at the release of both the above.


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    #770
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    I didn't have access to it unfortunately


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    #771
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I had a picture of Teresa Lowe in the visual **** bank.

    I saw her once in a black heels and a short pink skirt that was tight against her arse.

    I regularly cracked one off to a photo of Olivia tracey. She'd still get a tonne of mickey


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    #772
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I had a picture of Teresa Lowe in the visual **** bank.

    I saw her once in a black heels and a short pink skirt that was tight against her arse.

    I regularly cracked one off to a photo of Olivia tracey. She'd still get a tonne of mickey

    Olivia Tracey's let her hair go grey now though


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    #773
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres


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    #774
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    branie2 wrote: »
    La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres

    Fapping in the art gallery or do you have a private collection?


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    #775
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It was an image of the picture on Encarta.


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    #776
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    branie2, you are a tonic :):)


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    #777
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Anyone else have memories they'd like to share?


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    #778
    donegal.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anyone else have memories they'd like to share?

    I don't remember most of my memories until you remind me.


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    #779
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I find this thread offensive.

    'Pictures of semi-naked women that I rubbed my penis to'.

    A) Grow up.
    B) Women read After hours. Do you care what they think?
    C) If you're going to have a circle jerk where you all congratulate each other and turn each other on, there's a sex and sexuality forum

    we've all seen your extreme man hating posts before so my only surprise at your post is that it was so long in making an appearance.


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    #780
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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    #781
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    branie2 wrote: »
    La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres


    If we are getting all arty then La Maja Desnuda by Goya.


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