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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #812
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,693 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I've wanked to photos of sarah palin
    Nowt wrong with that.


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    #813
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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    #814
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9J-L1k8AOE


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    #815
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    a minor misunderstanding and nothing more. :)

    I hope there was an apology


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    #816
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,172 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Michaela Strachan... now there's a blast from the past!


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    #817
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    How about Sam Fox? I was bit a too young when she was popular


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    #818
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    As I mentioned it was a bikini picture. In the Family Album, the model was kneeling and smiling open-mouthed, and in Kays, she was looking at something off camera.

    And it was on a beach, and she was wearing sunglasses


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    #819
    JimmyMcGill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭JimmyMcGill


    branie2 wrote: »
    And it was on a beach, and she was wearing sunglasses

    We're you envisiosaning windscreen wipers on her sunglasses at any stage?


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    #820
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    No, why would I do that?


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    #821
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,375 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I have to say Brianie, as much as I enjoy reading your recollections, you do remember an awful lot of ****!


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    #822
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Can I help it if I have a vivid memory?


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    #823
    JimmyMcGill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭JimmyMcGill


    branie2 wrote: »
    No, why would I do that?

    Next time you **** to her, think of the windscreen wipers on her sunglasses.


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    #824
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Michaela Strachan... now there's a blast from the past!

    She was a presenter on the Wide Awake Club, and I never fapped to her.


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    #825
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Arghus wrote: »
    I have to say Brianie, as much as I enjoy reading your recollections, you do remember an awful lot of ****!
    branie2 wrote: »
    Can I help it if I have a vivid memory?

    having a good shag is always a fond memory,,,but,,,wankin nah thats something i like to store away in the dark shady crevasse of my mind


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    #826
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    branie2 wrote: »
    How about Sam Fox? I was bit a too young when she was popular

    She had some pair o' baps on her. I'd still track down the vintage page 3 pics for some vintage 5 on 1 action


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    #827
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,784 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    She had some pair o' baps on her. I'd still track down the vintage page 3 pics for some vintage 5 on 1 action

    She became a lesbian and I still would even today. Throw Sarah Palin into the mix and I'm in heaven.


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    #828
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    she was in a swimsuit in one of her videos


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    #829
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    You must think I'm like Quagmire in Family Guy!


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    #830
    donegal.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    Branie discovers the intenet



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    #831
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    From a bra box from years back:
    "
    When fitting your ballet bra
    , let you bust fall naturally into the cups adjusting the shoulder straps to their proper length to suit your shape and avoid chafing"

    I had to look it up again online, though


    And it should also read "let your bust".


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    #832
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Anyone remember the Budget Travel holiday catalogue?


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    #833
    Ardillaun
    Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Ardillaun


    Dear Readers, way, WAY back in the Seventies the Beeb did a series on Casanova starring the rather ugly Frank Finlay who was probably closer in appearance to the man himself than most other actors in that role. It was on Tuesdays at 9.25 pm. I watched in confused fascination, finger poised beside the dial lest my parents discover the awful truth. Vivaldi's Four Seasons featured on the sound track and always recall this vision for me:

    http://youtu.be/v4bNY7ok4a0


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    #834
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    longshanks wrote: »
    Anyone remember the Budget Travel holiday catalogue?

    I do


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    #835
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And it's a pity there's no pictures from the brochures online


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    #836
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    branie2 wrote: »
    And it's a pity there's no pictures from the brochures online

    lol, you could start your very own niche porn site.


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    #837
    Just1more
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭Just1more


    Hard to relate to this as I got the internet at age 11, just in time for puberty. Must have been some struggle back in the day!


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    #838
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    we had to be creative and use our imagination


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    #839
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Just1more wrote: »
    Hard to relate to this as I got the internet at age 11, just in time for puberty. Must have been some struggle back in the day!

    To give you an idea I often had a good one watching Anne Doyle on the 9pm news


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    #840
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    She became a lesbian and I still would even today. Throw Sarah Palin into the mix and I'm in heaven.

    i'd lash sarah palin out of it


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    #841
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    beach memory from 1995, in France. a woman took off her sports bra, as i thought it was, and put on her regular bra, fastening it in back.

    I didn't fap in public or i would have been arrested.


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