I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 6).

Autosport · 10-02-2019 8:41pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Well a few weeks ago I said here that I was getting chatted up in the local and I got slagged off for posting it from the local. So tonight I am posting from the laptop at home at the Kitchen table and can confirm that I was offered SEX from a very over excited English Woman visiting her parents. I'm home alone and told her that.:eek: Can't a man go out for a few bevvies and watch sport without being offered a ride.:D

Well holy god :eek:

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 8:47pm

Poochie05 wrote: »

Sure Seph, if you want to wrestle the cat for the bone :pac:

Ahhhh no let her have it

TG1 wrote: »

Creative editing there Seph... :pac:

I'm innocent I swear

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 8:48pm

Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 8:51pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!

So what did you tell? is she older or younger?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 10-02-2019 8:53pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!

Obviously she was wearing her beer goggles.
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Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 9:01pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

So what did you tell? is she older or younger?

She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:02pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D

I meant are you gonna go through with it

?

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 9:07pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I meant are you gonna go through with it ?

Nope.:o

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:08pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Nope.:o

Fair play.

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 9:09pm

Draven Fast Card wrote: »

Obviously she was wearing her beer goggles.

Actually she wasn't and that was the best bit. Got chatting during the match and next thing.......TAXI! for one. I chickened out. But I have my reasons.

FluffyTowel · 10-02-2019 9:16pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Actually she wasn't and that was the best bit. Got chatting during the match and next thing.......TAXI! for one. I chickened out. But I have my reasons.

Aren't you married?

Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.

Autosport · 10-02-2019 9:17pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D

Always teasing me about cooking for me :P

I do tend to like the older man though

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:17pm

FluffyTowel wrote: »

Aren't you married?

Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.

How about a bear hug?

FluffyTowel · 10-02-2019 9:20pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

How about a bear hug?

Yes please.

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:23pm

FluffyTowel wrote: »

Yes please.

*bear hugs*

GoneHome · 10-02-2019 9:23pm

Heading to bed after a great weekend, busy week ahead at the coalface but it's all good

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-02-2019 9:28pm

Sitting in front of the fire eating monster munch and watching call the midwife.
Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:30pm

Kye Fat Yardstick wrote: »

Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them

They were at there best in the 90's.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 10-02-2019 9:33pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

They were at there best in the 90's.

Weren't we all?:)

FluffyTowel · 10-02-2019 9:33pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

*bear hugs*

Kitchenside, making a toast and bacon and avocado and egg and beetroot and hummus sandwich. And tea.

10-02-2019 9:34pm

Kye Fat Yardstick wrote: »

Sitting in front of the fire eating monster munch and watching call the midwife.
Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them

Shoes, quick question if you don't mind.. Is it normal to charge a fee if someone cancels an apt. on the day, I cancelled part of an apt at 1pm on Friday {apt was at 4.30)i still spent 45e at the salon on the day and was charged 5e for the cancelled part, I only made the booking on Thursday evening.. Its not the 5e but its just slightly annoying me.

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 9:34pm

FluffyTowel wrote: »

Aren't you married?

Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.

Yep and I made that clear.

Autosport wrote: »

Always teasing me about cooking for me :P

I do tend to like the older man though

Ah Auto, what can I say to you now that I have shown my hand. I didn't even mention the drunken carry on in Tralee last night.:D

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:38pm

FluffyTowel wrote: »

Kitchenside, making a toast and bacon and avocado and egg and beetroot and hummus sandwich. And tea.

*nonchalantly slides plate across the counter*

😀😀

Edward M · 10-02-2019 9:41pm

Home, having some red wine, I know I said an alcohol free February, but we had some wine with our dinner and had a bit left in the bottle, brought it home and we are finishing it. About a half glass each left, a feck it, I'm not counting it as a slip.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-02-2019 9:43pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Shoes, quick question if you don't mind.. Is it normal to charge a fee if someone cancels an apt. on the day, I cancelled part of an apt at 1pm on Friday {apt was at 4.30)i still spent 45e at the salon on the day and was charged 5e for the cancelled part, I only made the booking on Thursday evening.. Its not the 5e but its just slightly annoying me.

That’s a pretty sh1tty thing to do to be honest. Most salons have a cancellation policy in place. So my cancellation policy would be 50% of the treatment cost if cancelled last minute but to be honest I would only implement that if the client had constantly taken the pi5s. (Eg, I had a client Xmas week who made 3 appointments that week (brows one day, tan, then nails) and no showed two of them, then two more after Xmas. I billed her for the 4th no show.)

If I had a regular client, who was spending money and had to cancel last min then it’s no big deal, if I had a client booked in for let’s say nails and brows and didn’t want her brows done I wouldn’t mind because no doubt she’ll be back again for brows. For the sake of 5 euro you risk severing the good relations between the salon and the client.

I would only implement the charge to deter Timewasters from booking more and wasting my time, rather than needing the money, if that makes sense? If that’s your regular salon I’d say bring it up with the manager because it’s not about the €5. If you had a lot of no shows/cancellations and this is the first time for the charge I’d say they’re just trying to get you to stop cancelling.

FluffyTowel · 10-02-2019 9:45pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

*nonchalantly slides plate across the counter*

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I'd give you some of my sandwich, but the tea is all mine.

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 9:46pm

FluffyTowel wrote: »

I'd you some of my sandwich, but the tea is all mine.

Done deal!

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 9:48pm

Edward M wrote: »

Home, having some red wine, I know I said an alcohol free February, but we had some wine with our dinner and had a bit left in the bottle, brought it home and we are finishing it. About a half glass each left, a feck it, I'm not counting it as a slip.

Will you get some giggy giggy tonight????:D

smurfjed · 10-02-2019 9:55pm

It was an easy plan, take the machine to an airport and leave it there, then jump on an empty airliner back home. It was just too easy to be true.

When we got close to the destination we were told to hold as the airport parking was full, so around and around in circles we went at 40,000 feet for about an hour. After we landed they politely yet firmly told us to drop the passengers and get lost so that The next plane could land.

So we jumped an hour south to home only to be told to wait a few hours and take the plane back again, which we dutifully did and handed it over to some colleagues to take the mornings guests home.

Now we had to get home. So I find myself sitting waiting on two larger corporate aircraft to leave so that an airliner can land and take 200 people to their destination prior to....... oops, change of plan again, I get to get off at that destination and take another plane with passengers back here tomorrow ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€

Never a dull moment around here ðŸ˜€

Kitty6277 · 10-02-2019 9:57pm

Couchside. Spent the day at the boyfriend’s place just rewatching Game of Thrones, was a nice restful way to spend a Sunday

I says · 10-02-2019 10:01pm

After two long weeks I’m going for swill, I might be gone a while.

lbc2019 · 10-02-2019 10:03pm

Bed. Again. Wrecked. BAFTAs was so bad

Edward M · 10-02-2019 10:03pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Will you get some giggy giggy tonight????:D

I doubt it, she's working early after a week off so humour not good, she's smiling as I reply but I can see behind the false facade.
I'll cuddle her here on the couch, but I'm not over hopeful. She knows me after a big dinner too, so she's not over hopeful either.

Autosport · 10-02-2019 10:13pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

Yep and I made that clear.

Ah Auto, what can I say to you now that I have shown my hand. I didn't even mention the drunken carry on in Tralee last night.:D

Puts you on ignore list

Now couchside watching my favourite man

Sephiroth_dude · 10-02-2019 10:15pm

Bedside deep in thought

Autosport wrote: »

Puts you on ignore list

Now couchside watching my favourite man

*waves at the camera

Autosport · 10-02-2019 10:35pm

Night all

Bedside

Grandeeod · 10-02-2019 10:40pm

Autosport wrote: »

Puts you on ignore list

Now couchside watching my favourite man

I didn't fancy her actually. Still felt great though,:D

Mam of 4 · 10-02-2019 10:43pm

Autosport wrote: »

Night all

Bedside

That's so true Auto , I like this one too ...

Deja Boo · 10-02-2019 11:08pm

body crashing

need
bed
now

NOW!

10-02-2019 11:21pm

Just in the leaba, I always have my shower in the morning but because the room is hot now and I know I'm going to be like a briar in the morning I've just had a shower and got into freshly made bed, downside is that I'm now wide awake after barely making it up the stairs due to tiredness.. you can't win lol.

Mam of 4 · 11-02-2019 12:01am

Watching Very Bad Men on Netflix , while listening to the dog snoring in her bed

4Ad · 11-02-2019 12:09am

Eating toast in bed, post gig high home from Sleaford Mods in Dolans Limerick..
Jolly F##ker..great gig..

Gremlinertia · 11-02-2019 12:19am

Deskside having a wee grumble to myself

Kitty6277 · 11-02-2019 12:23am

Bed, heading for the land of nod any minute now

Edward M · 11-02-2019 12:39am

Was in bed, sleeping peacefully, alarm goes off, we are being burgled.
Up I gets all macho, grab shotgun, yes I have one and make no mistake if you're in my house in the middle of the night uninvited, I will defend my family and my property, but apparently its a false alarm.
Have checked everything and alls well as far as I can see, it was the patio door alarm and nothing around.
Now going for a s**t before I go back to bed.

Sephiroth_dude · 11-02-2019 12:42am

Bedside ,sleep evades me

Draven Fast Card wrote: »

Weren't we all?:)

90's is my favorite decade

Gremlinertia · 11-02-2019 12:46am

Edward M wrote: »

Was in bed, sleeping peacefully, alarm goes off, we are being burgled.
Up I gets all macho, grab shotgun, yes I have one and make no mistake if you're in my house in the middle of the night uninvited, I will defend my family and my property, but apparently its a false alarm.
Have checked everything and alls well as far as I can see, it was the patio door alarm and nothing around.
Now going for a s**t before I go back to bed.

Argh, hate being woken but at least not a real burglary

smurfjed · 11-02-2019 2:47am

Faced with the option of going to a hotel to sleep or take another 90 minute flight home to have coffee with the mutt, I now find myself homeward bound ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€

Gremlinertia · 11-02-2019 2:48am

smurfjed wrote: »

Faced with the option of going to a hotel to sleep or take another 90 minute flight home to have coffee with the mutt, I now find myself homeward bound &#55357;&#56832;&#55357;&#56832;

Yay, hoping for a few pics of the mutt later so

11-02-2019 5:37am

Just woke up. I read a link to Mumsnet before bed and I woke with a terrifying thought. Is... Is Boards.ie Mumsnet but for single old men?

I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 6).

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