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I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 6).

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    #902
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,249 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Well a few weeks ago I said here that I was getting chatted up in the local and I got slagged off for posting it from the local. So tonight I am posting from the laptop at home at the Kitchen table and can confirm that I was offered SEX from a very over excited English Woman visiting her parents. I'm home alone and told her that.:eek: Can't a man go out for a few bevvies and watch sport without being offered a ride.:D

    Well holy god :eek:


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    #903
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Poochie05 wrote: »
    Sure Seph, if you want to wrestle the cat for the bone :pac:

    Ahhhh no let her have it :3
    TG1 wrote: »
    Creative editing there Seph... :pac:

    I'm innocent I swear :3


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    #904
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!


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    #905
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!

    So what did you tell? is she older or younger? ;)


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    #906
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Im over the moon.:D Delighted I still have it even though I chat without realizing I'm chatting them up.:D Late 40s and I can still do it. Must be the booze effect!
    Obviously she was wearing her beer goggles.
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    #907
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    So what did you tell? is she older or younger? ;)

    She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D


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    #908
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D

    I meant are you gonna go through with it :D?


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    #909
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    I meant are you gonna go through with it :D?

    Nope.:o


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    #910
    Sephiroth_dude
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    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Nope.:o

    Fair play.


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    #911
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Draven Fast Card wrote: »
    Obviously she was wearing her beer goggles.
    dating-breaking_the_ice-flirts-flirtations-beer_goggles-gins-tnen912_low.jpg

    Actually she wasn't and that was the best bit. Got chatting during the match and next thing.......TAXI! for one. I chickened out. But I have my reasons.


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    #912
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    Actually she wasn't and that was the best bit. Got chatting during the match and next thing.......TAXI! for one. I chickened out. But I have my reasons.

    Aren't you married?

    Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.


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    #913
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,249 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    She was younger! 37 years old. Lives in Birmingham. Married like me! I just chatted about general stuff, Before ya know it, its game on time!:D But Im back home and alone. I feel like the opposite of a prick tease. A fanny tease??:D

    Always teasing me about cooking for me :P

    I do tend to like the older man though ;)


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    #914
    Sephiroth_dude
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    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    Aren't you married?

    Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.

    How about a bear hug? :3


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    #915
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    How about a bear hug? :3

    Yes please. :)


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    #916
    Sephiroth_dude
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    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    Yes please. :)

    *bear hugs*

    :3


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    #917
    GoneHome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭GoneHome


    Heading to bed after a great weekend, busy week ahead at the coalface but it's all good


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    #918
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Sitting in front of the fire eating monster munch and watching call the midwife.
    Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them


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    #919
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kye Fat Yardstick wrote: »
    Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them

    They were at there best in the 90's.


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    #920
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    They were at there best in the 90's.

    Weren't we all?:)


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    #921
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *bear hugs*

    :3

    :):)

    Kitchenside, making a toast and bacon and avocado and egg and beetroot and hummus sandwich. And tea.


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    #922
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    Kye Fat Yardstick wrote: »
    Sitting in front of the fire eating monster munch and watching call the midwife.
    Monster munch is gone to feck, they were grand the way they were don’t know why they changed them

    Shoes, quick question if you don't mind.. Is it normal to charge a fee if someone cancels an apt. on the day, I cancelled part of an apt at 1pm on Friday {apt was at 4.30)i still spent 45e at the salon on the day and was charged 5e for the cancelled part, I only made the booking on Thursday evening.. Its not the 5e but its just slightly annoying me.


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    #923
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    Aren't you married?

    Homeside. Have the Sundayz. Not the best weekend. Need cuddles.

    Yep and I made that clear.
    Autosport wrote: »
    Always teasing me about cooking for me :P

    I do tend to like the older man though ;)

    Ah Auto, what can I say to you now that I have shown my hand. I didn't even mention the drunken carry on in Tralee last night.:D


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    #924
    Sephiroth_dude
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    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    :):)

    Kitchenside, making a toast and bacon and avocado and egg and beetroot and hummus sandwich. And tea.

    *nonchalantly slides plate across the counter*


    😀😀


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    #925
    Edward M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭Edward M


    Home, having some red wine, I know I said an alcohol free February, but we had some wine with our dinner and had a bit left in the bottle, brought it home and we are finishing it. About a half glass each left, a feck it, I'm not counting it as a slip.


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    #926
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Shoes, quick question if you don't mind.. Is it normal to charge a fee if someone cancels an apt. on the day, I cancelled part of an apt at 1pm on Friday {apt was at 4.30)i still spent 45e at the salon on the day and was charged 5e for the cancelled part, I only made the booking on Thursday evening.. Its not the 5e but its just slightly annoying me.
    That’s a pretty sh1tty thing to do to be honest. Most salons have a cancellation policy in place. So my cancellation policy would be 50% of the treatment cost if cancelled last minute but to be honest I would only implement that if the client had constantly taken the pi5s. (Eg, I had a client Xmas week who made 3 appointments that week (brows one day, tan, then nails) and no showed two of them, then two more after Xmas. I billed her for the 4th no show.)

    If I had a regular client, who was spending money and had to cancel last min then it’s no big deal, if I had a client booked in for let’s say nails and brows and didn’t want her brows done I wouldn’t mind because no doubt she’ll be back again for brows. For the sake of 5 euro you risk severing the good relations between the salon and the client.

    I would only implement the charge to deter Timewasters from booking more and wasting my time, rather than needing the money, if that makes sense? If that’s your regular salon I’d say bring it up with the manager because it’s not about the €5. If you had a lot of no shows/cancellations and this is the first time for the charge I’d say they’re just trying to get you to stop cancelling.


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    #927
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *nonchalantly slides plate across the counter*


    😀😀

    I'd give you some of my sandwich, but the tea is all mine.


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    #928
    Sephiroth_dude
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    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    I'd you some of my sandwich, but the tea is all mine.

    Done deal! :3


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    #929
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Edward M wrote: »
    Home, having some red wine, I know I said an alcohol free February, but we had some wine with our dinner and had a bit left in the bottle, brought it home and we are finishing it. About a half glass each left, a feck it, I'm not counting it as a slip.

    Will you get some giggy giggy tonight????:D


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    #930
    smurfjed
    Registered Users Posts: 10,059 ✭✭✭✭smurfjed


    It was an easy plan, take the machine to an airport and leave it there, then jump on an empty airliner back home. It was just too easy to be true.

    When we got close to the destination we were told to hold as the airport parking was full, so around and around in circles we went at 40,000 feet for about an hour. After we landed they politely yet firmly told us to drop the passengers and get lost so that The next plane could land.

    So we jumped an hour south to home only to be told to wait a few hours and take the plane back again, which we dutifully did and handed it over to some colleagues to take the mornings guests home.

    Now we had to get home. So I find myself sitting waiting on two larger corporate aircraft to leave so that an airliner can land and take 200 people to their destination prior to....... oops, change of plan again, I get to get off at that destination and take another plane with passengers back here tomorrow 😀😀😀

    Never a dull moment around here 😀


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    #931
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Couchside. Spent the day at the boyfriend’s place just rewatching Game of Thrones, was a nice restful way to spend a Sunday :)


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