Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

Ally Dick · 06-12-2018 01:59PM

Methinks we have a spoofer

Dan Jaman · 06-12-2018 01:59PM

Del.Monte wrote: »

Any chance of a bit of cancer?

Bingo!

Oops69 · 06-12-2018 01:59PM

Finally the Big C , this lad might have survived all this but joe will kill us all off with this medical history .

orourkeda1977 · 06-12-2018 01:59PM

Joe must have a raging erection on him.

Roger_007 · 06-12-2018 01:59PM

buried wrote: »

What happened then in 1940

A minor disagreement broke out in Europe..........we called it an 'emergency', but we exaggerated as usual.

Del.Monte · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

Del.Monte wrote: »

Any chance of a bit of cancer?

Bingo.

withless · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

What joke is he building towards?

dvcireland · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

dvcireland wrote: »

In and out of more hospitals than your man Charlie from casualty.

or Sir Jimmy Saville...I'll get my coat.

Murdoc90 · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

if you tried to explain liveline to an alien, you'd play them this call

vicwatson · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

Seriously though, 15 minutes of one caller, Duffy indulging himself here, that or he's waiting for some big new - maybe the gubberment are giving back versatis

orourkeda1977 · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

what colour was your heart attack?

dhaughton99 · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

Joe is stalling for time.

vicwatson · 06-12-2018 02:00PM

What colour was the car?

Roger_007 · 06-12-2018 02:01PM

Is this caller reading from a medical dictionary?

lazygal · 06-12-2018 02:01PM

This is a buffet of illness.

Michael joseph · 06-12-2018 02:01PM

Ten Pin wrote: »

Where was the heart attack

Upper left chest

Joe's taken his meds today. In great form

06-12-2018 02:01PM

He’s been in 8 hospitals.
4 months with a broken spine.
6 weeks for the liver

In Mercer’s for what, caller?
3 days to live!!
TB

Galway with appendix

Tallaght with two doctors saving life after he got flu vaccine whilst having sore throat.

Cancer! Bingo!
What kind caller?
Most cancers are harmless declares Fateen.
Too old to bother treating de cancer, just doy.

Vincent’s with a heart attack.
Ambulance? Cardiac arrest?
Did you feel you were going to doy?
What did doying feel like, caller?

Gold!

Fateen’s underwear is for the wash.

vicwatson · 06-12-2018 02:02PM

BINGO legs

Dan Jaman · 06-12-2018 02:02PM

Mentioned the LEG!

Dan Jaman · 06-12-2018 02:02PM

Ten Pin wrote: »

Was wondering when he would mention gaul stones

Those bloody French.

orourkeda1977 · 06-12-2018 02:02PM

Joe was knocked down. He was only in the hostible.

He was hard on a caller. He's hard now.

06-12-2018 02:02PM

WHY do nurses work 12 hour days? There’s no sense or reason for it.

06-12-2018 02:02PM

He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?

dvcireland · 06-12-2018 02:03PM

There was a repeat of a RTE show about St Vincent's Hospital recently on Satellite TV, cut to a guy sitting up in bed in a single private room and the consultant practically sitting in beside him....the one and only Ronan Collins.

vicwatson · 06-12-2018 02:03PM

What colour is the grave?

Beechwoodspark · 06-12-2018 02:03PM

This lad is making it up as he goes along

buried · 06-12-2018 02:03PM

"how was the prayin?"

Chrisht almighty zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dhaughton99 · 06-12-2018 02:03PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?

The woman who complained about the drunks in James’s

Dan Jaman · 06-12-2018 02:04PM

Vim? This wan's Ajax.

Beechwoodspark · 06-12-2018 02:04PM

This fella is better off in the grave at this stage.

Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

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