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Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

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    #62
    [Deleted User]
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    She had nothing to do. Except prepare meals... bit of cleaning and do on... and on


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    #63
    2smiggy
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    would it be strange for a 38 year old to get his own au pair ? :pac:


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    #64
    Kerry_2008
    Registered Users Posts: 277 ✭✭Kerry_2008


    Christ Joe will want a picture of her next. Trying to shaft the man with the ERC now


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    #65
    Kerry_2008
    Registered Users Posts: 277 ✭✭Kerry_2008


    Does she get paid holidays? Whats her hourly rate?


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    #66
    StreetLight
    Registered Users Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭StreetLight


    Brazil? RESULT!


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    #67
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    BRAZIL!
    Bingo!


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    #68
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    It's time someone said to Joe "Mind yer own f**king business!


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    #69
    [Deleted User]
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    What’s the best part, caller, the company?
    No Joe, the cooking and cleaning.


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    #70
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Revenue will be onto this like a hot snot


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    #71
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oops69 wrote: »
    She just happens to be six foot , blonde and called inge from Sweden joe !


    Next year, aggrieved relatives he'd never seen for years calling in about the farm being left to some Swedish bint. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #72
    Del.Monte
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    Does she go? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

    ****



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    #73
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Whats wrong with Joe's memory?


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    #74
    Michael joseph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    "I've been in 8 hospitals"

    This lads got some good one-liners


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    #75
    dvcireland
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    Reminds me of the guy up in Donegal with the sheebeen and young polish wan

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #76
    McDermotX
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    You name a hospital I've been there

    I'm a masssssiiiiive drain on resources


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    #77
    2smiggy
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    Joe is being particularly nosey today , just waiting him to ask what killed his wife next


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    #78
    Del.Monte
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    Any chance of a bit of cancer?

    ****



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    #79
    buried
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    We'll be 4 months listening to this story ourselves

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #80
    Oops69
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    If I ever get to the stage of counting the number of hospitals ive een in... please someone do the kind thing .


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    #81
    dvcireland
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    In and out of more hospitals than your man Charlie from casualty.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #82
    vicwatson
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    Caller talking and Duffy goes right in there and speaks over him. nothing new i suppose


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    #83
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    11 minutes of this


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    #84
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,681 ✭✭✭buried


    What happened then in 1940

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #85
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    This is just the thing for the season.
    Some auld guy's medical history.
    How jolly. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #86
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    A bloody hell , an aul lads medical history from the 1930,s .... Joe really is sick .


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    #87
    Michael joseph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    FFS joe, are we going to go through all 8


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    #88
    Roger_007
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    "A cute appendix"...?
    .........As opposed to an ugly appendix?


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    #89
    McDermotX
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    Bingo


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    #90
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Great, so some horror story about an adverse reaction (which may or may not be true) to a flu jab will put some people off getting it. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #91
    StreetLight
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    At least it wasn't the ser-vuy-kal.


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