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Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

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    #92
    Ally Dick
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    Methinks we have a spoofer


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    #93
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Any chance of a bit of cancer?


    Bingo! 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #94
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Finally the Big C , this lad might have survived all this but joe will kill us all off with this medical history .


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    #95
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Joe must have a raging erection on him.


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    #96
    Roger_007
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    buried wrote: »
    What happened then in 1940

    A minor disagreement broke out in Europe..........we called it an 'emergency', but we exaggerated as usual.


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    #97
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Any chance of a bit of cancer?

    Bingo. :D

    ****



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    #98
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    What joke is he building towards?


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    #99
    dvcireland
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    In and out of more hospitals than your man Charlie from casualty.
    or Sir Jimmy Saville...I'll get my coat.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #100
    Murdoc90
    Registered Users Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Murdoc90


    if you tried to explain liveline to an alien, you'd play them this call


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    #101
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    what colour was your heart attack?


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    #102
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Seriously though, 15 minutes of one caller, Duffy indulging himself here, that or he's waiting for some big new - maybe the gubberment are giving back versatis


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    #103
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    Joe is stalling for time.


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    #104
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What colour was the car?


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    #105
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    This is a buffet of illness.


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    #106
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is this caller reading from a medical dictionary?


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    #107
    Michael joseph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Where was the heart attack

    Upper left chest

    Joe's taken his meds today. In great form


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    #108
    [Deleted User]
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    He’s been in 8 hospitals.
    4 months with a broken spine.
    6 weeks for the liver

    In Mercer’s for what, caller?
    3 days to live!!
    TB

    Galway with appendix

    Tallaght with two doctors saving life after he got flu vaccine whilst having sore throat.

    Cancer! Bingo!
    What kind caller?
    Most cancers are harmless declares Fateen.
    Too old to bother treating de cancer, just doy.

    Vincent’s with a heart attack.
    Ambulance? Cardiac arrest?
    Did you feel you were going to doy?
    What did doying feel like, caller?

    Gold!

    Fateen’s underwear is for the wash.


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    #109
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    BINGO legs


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    #110
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mentioned the LEG! :D 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #111
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Joe was knocked down. He was only in the hostible.

    He was hard on a caller. He's hard now.


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    #112
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Was wondering when he would mention gaul stones


    Those bloody French. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #113
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    WHY do nurses work 12 hour days? There’s no sense or reason for it.


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    #114
    [Deleted User]
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    He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?


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    #115
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,443 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    There was a repeat of a RTE show about St Vincent's Hospital recently on Satellite TV, cut to a guy sitting up in bed in a single private room and the consultant practically sitting in beside him....the one and only Ronan Collins.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #116
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What colour is the grave?


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    #117
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,288 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This lad is making it up as he goes along


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    #118
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,681 ✭✭✭buried


    "how was the prayin?"

    Chrisht almighty zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #119
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    He was told he was too hard on a caller the other day. Which one was dat?

    The woman who complained about the drunks in James’s


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    #120
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,806 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Vim? This wan's Ajax. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #121
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,288 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This fella is better off in the grave at this stage.


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