Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Options
1…166167169171172…228

Comments

  • Options
    #5042
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Skyla-Rae ... what I find amusing is that Skyla is a brand of IUD contraception (which clearly the mother wasn't using!)


  • Options
    #5043
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    js35 wrote: »
    Poppeigh Mai:pac: :pac:

    Not the worst name ever, but the spelling :eek: absolutely unnecessary

    I know a girl who’s got a baby called Chanel Nellie


  • Options
    #5044
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Kaedyn

    For a girl

    Just sounds like an American 'uniquely' spelled headache.

    Pornstar name. Daddy picked that one.


  • Options
    #5045
    GowlBagJohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭GowlBagJohnson


    Gowlbag Johnson


  • Options
    #5046
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,044 ✭✭✭✭neris


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Which is worse on an Irish girl:

    Mercedes or Porsche?

    Porsche, lot lower to the ground so alot harder to drive it over her


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5047
    smilerf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Aryan. I **** you not


  • Options
    #5048
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Kitty6277 wrote: »

    I know a girl who’s got a baby called Chanel Nellie

    Member of a certain ethnic minority? Possibly one associated with horses, Ford Transits, and slash hooks?


  • Options
    #5049
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Which is worse on an Irish girl:

    Mercedes or Porsche?

    Mercedes is bad as a name, but Porsche as a name just sounds hooker-ish.


  • Options
    #5050
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    smilerf wrote: »
    Aryan. I **** you not

    Are they Indo-Iranian by any chance?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan


  • Options
    #5051
    smilerf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Are they Indo-Iranian by any chance?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan
    No totally Irish


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5052
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,510 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald, I mean had his parents never had a Big Mac ever.

    He got awful hardship, red hair and all.


  • Options
    #5053
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Which is worse on an Irish girl:

    Mercedes or Porsche?

    Imagine both being shouted in a strong northside accent.

    PAAAAARRRR_SHA


  • Options
    #5054
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,189 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Mercedes is bad as a name, but Porsche as a name just sounds hooker-ish.

    *cough* *cough* William Shakespeare says hello.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(The_Merchant_of_Venice)

    Wouldn't pick it myself, mind.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Options
    #5055
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Member of a certain ethnic minority? Possibly one associated with horses, Ford Transits, and slash hooks?

    No actually, Irish, but the “will never work a day in their life” kind


  • Options
    #5056
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    *cough* *cough* William Shakespeare says hello.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(The_Merchant_of_Venice)

    Wouldn't pick it myself, mind.

    From my very vague recollection of The Merchant of Venice, was she not Portia?


  • Options
    #5057
    little bess
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭little bess


    Gravelly wrote: »
    From my very vague recollection of The Merchant of Venice, was she not Portia?

    Yes, it was Portia, and I think it’s a beautiful name!


  • Options
    #5058
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    little bess wrote: »
    Yes, it was Portia, and I think it’s a beautiful name!

    So a different name to the hookerish Porsche.....


  • Options
    #5059
    little bess
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭little bess


    Gravelly wrote: »
    So a different name to the hookerish Porsche.....

    Personally I’ve never met anyone named Porsche, but I have known a couple of Portia’s and they weren’t ‘hookerish’ in any way. Quite the opposite in fact, both being from very well off, educated families in the UK. 🀷*♀️So I do think it’s a name used by the educated, monied class. Porsche however, maybe not?


  • Options
    #5060
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,189 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I can only surmise that some skanger heard Portia and thought it was Porsche.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Options
    #5061
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Hiaceinth is also a nice one.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5062
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Ipso wrote: »
    Hiaceinth is also a nice one.

    That's my friend's middle name ... he's male! :D


  • Options
    #5063
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Grayson , kingsley , Chase and Junior are some of the stupid names ive heard in the school , when im collecting my son.


  • Options
    #5064
    selous
    Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    I was in Dunnes a week ago and heard a Shorts and sandles, late 20's early 30's man talking to his dog loudly, come here, stop that, look at this then realised it was his son called TOBY,:P


  • Options
    #5065
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,189 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I thought you were going to say he had twins calles Shorts and Sandals.

    I've probably given some fcukwit an idea :cool:

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Options
    #5066
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Southwest Airlines Has Apologized After A 5-Year-Old Girl Named Abcde Was Mocked By An Employee

    It's pronounced "AB-city" apparently. The only person to blame in this is the mother for picking such a ridiculous name. The poor child.

    There Are 328 Human People Named “Abcde” in the United States


  • Options
    #5067
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,189 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    It's pronounced "AB-city" apparently.

    Obesity?

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



  • Options
    #5068
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Agnes

    Horrible sounding name.


  • Options
    #5069
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Southwest Airlines Has Apologized After A 5-Year-Old Girl Named Abcde Was Mocked By An Employee

    It's pronounced "AB-city" apparently. The only person to blame in this is the mother for picking such a ridiculous name. The poor child.

    There Are 328 Human People Named “Abcde” in the United States


    I was about to post !

    Jesus what are people thinking ???


    Abcde ??

    really? so it will be easy to ****ing spell ???


    What abouty Qwerty ? for ease of typing ... jesus wept !!


  • Options
    #5070
    DublinHun72
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭DublinHun72


    TomSweeney wrote: »
    I was about to post !

    Jesus what are people thinking ???


    Abcde ??

    really? so it will be easy to ****ing spell ???


    What abouty Qwerty ? for ease of typing ... jesus wept !!

    I just sent that link to a few mates earlier this morning ! Mammy says it’s pronounced ab-city ... poor child ffs


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #5071
    Stone Deaf 4evr
    Registered Users Posts: 7,994 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    DublinHun72 wrote: »
    I just sent that link to a few mates earlier this morning ! Mammy says it’s pronounced ab-city ... poor child ffs

    she should open a gym when she gets older.


Advertisement