The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

corks finest · 22-09-2018 10:58am

Take your pick any chavvy,TV , Hollywood name,,,,

Dakota Dan · 22-09-2018 12:58pm

corks finest wrote: »

Take your pick any chavvy,TV , Hollywood name,,,,

No need to go that far as they are creeping in here over the last few years.

and still ricky villa · 22-09-2018 9:00pm

Dakota Dan wrote: »

Imogen has to be up there in the top ten. It sounds like bad perfume. What happens when she gets married as she will no longer be a maiden?

What if she married Mr. Allthepeople?

Gwynplaine · 22-09-2018 9:05pm

Traveller girl where my wife works, her name is Barbara Ellen, but her lovely mother and father call her "Barbellen"

PlaneSpeeking · 24-09-2018 10:01am

Hesthea wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's kids name:

Buddy Bear Maurice
Poppy Honey Rosie
River Rocket Blue Dallas
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Daisy Boo Pamela

I googled out of curiosity for weird baby names xD

16 names in total - 15 ****e,

Pamela is lovely!

dense · 26-09-2018 2:04pm

Tyler, Painter etc.

Leroy and Keefer (sic?) are other stupid names that the folk in a certain demographic band think social media says they should now be embracing.

Oh, almost forgot the three well known terrors of Zoeeee and Chloeeee and Sophieeeee.

You know they're going to be painful.

PlaneSpeeking · 26-09-2018 2:08pm

Said it before but I have to again mention that weapon from - well, no idea wtf she does - but had a kid with that ridiculous tattooed Dublin knob Jeremy something, called it Caben-Albi.

dense · 26-09-2018 2:08pm

Day Lewin wrote: »

I know a woman called Titti.
Honest to G*d it's her real name.
Think she's Swedish or something like that but still...

I must mention here the lady called Fatty that Ryan Tubridy often speaks about, a writer I believe.

Ryan, there's another one.
Ryan Ryan, FFS.

Lorelli! · 26-09-2018 2:33pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Traveller girl where my wife works, her name is Barbara Ellen, but her lovely mother and father call her "Barbellen"

I think that sounds kind of cool, warriorlike! If I ever change my user name here, Barbellen's in the running

PandaPoo · 26-09-2018 2:44pm

Indie-Maie gets shouted in my shop a good bit. She's a lovely little girl but Jesus her name is atrocious. That's how she spells it too!!

Inspector Coptoor · 26-09-2018 3:16pm

Worst I’ve ever heard was this:

Spelled

La-a

And pronounced - “La Dash a”

PlaneSpeeking · 26-09-2018 3:18pm

Love to claim this but it came from a colleague - they were in Ikea not long back and heard:

"Spartan get off that bed!!!"

I so want it to be true!!!!!

pl4ichjgy17zwd · 26-09-2018 4:35pm

Inspector Coptoor wrote:

And pronounced - â€œLa Dash aâ€

Urban myth

D3V!L · 26-09-2018 4:44pm

Lucy8080 wrote: »

IT's probably Mae. "Something" Mae is going to be this generations version of Sharon and Tracey

Where did this cringe-worthy fashion trend come from ??

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 26-09-2018 4:54pm

In certain Central American and Colombian ports, there are lots of people named Usnavy or Usnavi, named after US navy ships.

Gloomtastic! · 26-09-2018 5:35pm

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

In certain Central American and Colombian ports, there are lots of people named Usnavy or Usnavi, named after US navy ships.

"I named you after your Dad, well sort of, I didn't quite catch his name, but I kinda know it." :rolleyes:

Purple Mountain · 26-09-2018 11:37pm

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Love to claim this but it came from a colleague - they were in Ikea not long back and heard:

"Spartan get off that bed!!!"

I so want it to be true!!!!!

And Spartan replied back: 'Woof'.

ButtersSuki · 27-09-2018 12:39am

Heard a Caspian today. That's not one you hear every day......

decky1 · 27-09-2018 1:12am

Koi,

prinzeugen · 27-09-2018 1:47am

Think I posted here with Astra that was allowed to run riot in the local SuperValu.

They have another.. Sparkle. I hope that is a pet name for whatever the kid is.

At the same ****e tonight. running wild, whipping peoples change out the self service tills while mummy was shouting "thats not nice Astra and Sparkle".

Poor kids. **** names and no discipline.

Foweva Awone · 27-09-2018 7:24am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Heard a Caspian today. That's not one you hear every day......

I kinda love that.

babaracus · 27-09-2018 12:25pm

Day Lewin wrote: »

I know a woman called Titti.
Honest to G*d it's her real name.
Think she's Swedish or something like that but still...

Imagine my disappointment when on a trip around Germany I saw a signpost for TITI SEE:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titisee

And it ended up being a frigging lake.

Ciaran_B · 27-09-2018 12:40pm

decky1 wrote: »

Koi,

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

PlaneSpeeking · 27-09-2018 12:41pm

Ciaran_B wrote: »

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

Not really - some sort off EastEnders had it first.

PandaPoo · 27-09-2018 12:41pm

Ciaran_B wrote: »

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

And a carp for the first one.

italodisco · 27-09-2018 6:15pm

decky1 wrote: »

Koi,

It's 'kai', and in Dublin it's a next level skanger name.

Atoms for Peace · 27-09-2018 7:11pm

prinzeugen wrote: »

Think I posted here with Astra that was allowed to run riot in the local SuperValu.

They have another.. Sparkle. I hope that is a pet name for whatever the kid is.

At the same ****e tonight. running wild, whipping peoples change out the self service tills while mummy was shouting "thats not nice Astra and Sparkle".

Poor kids. **** names and no discipline.

They missed an opportunity in not calling the other one Corsa or Vectra.