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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #5072
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    smilerf wrote: »
    Aryan. I **** you not
    Could be genuinely clueless about the context.

    Maybe they're fans of Game of Thrones and liked "Arya" but wanted it to be more masculine.

    People are bloody crazy, especially when it comes to naming kids. I don't think anything surprises me about kids names anymore.


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    #5073
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    You know you're dealing with an unhinged nutter when their pets have better names than their kids.

    Couple near by me, two kids "Delyla-Rae" (spelt right the first name's lovely!) and "Maximillion Reign".

    The dog is called Benny.


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    #5074
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    You know you're dealing with an unhinged nutter when their pets have better names than their kids.

    Couple near by me, two kids "Delyla-Rae" (spelt right the first name's lovely!) and "Maximillion Reign".

    The dog is called Benny.

    If Maximillion Reign doesn't grow up to be a porn star, then there's no justice in the world.


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    #5075
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Gravelly wrote: »
    If Maximillion Reign doesn't grow up to be a porn star, then there's no justice in the world.

    Right!!!


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    #5076
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    You know you're dealing with an unhinged nutter when their pets have better names than their kids.

    Couple near by me, two kids "Delyla-Rae" (spelt right the first name's lovely!) and "Maximillion Reign".

    The dog is called Benny.

    Is that Delilah-Rae?


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    #5077
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Is that Delilah-Rae?

    I think that's what they were going for yeah - they had her name on massive pink balloons outside the house for her first birthday, that's how I saw the name.


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    #5078
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Airline apologizes for an employee laughing at a kid's name.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46393501


    The name? Abcde


    [EDIT] Bah, I'm a day late and a dollar short! It's been covered.


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    #5079
    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭optogirl


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    You know you're dealing with an unhinged nutter when their pets have better names than their kids.

    Couple near by me, two kids "Delyla-Rae" (spelt right the first name's lovely!) and "Maximillion Reign".

    The dog is called Benny.

    Delirah for them


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    #5080
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,752 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    optogirl wrote: »
    Delirah for them

    Next one will be Excirah-Rae.
    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    I think that's what they were going for yeah - they had her name on massive pink balloons outside the house for her first birthday, that's how I saw the name.

    Gas. Both are porn names, poor kids will be eviscerated at school.


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    #5081
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Gas. Both are porn names, poor kids will be eviscerated at school.

    At least they won't have to worry about getting stick in college.


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    #5082
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Next one will be Excirah-Rae.



    Gas. Both are porn names, poor kids will be eviscerated at school.

    The lad is apparently known as "Maxi'. Porn star daughter and size on sanitary product son.

    I need to move!


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    #5083
    Neyite
    Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    w/s/p/c/ wrote: »
    I forgot to mention that this fella doesn't live too far away from said Park!


    Maybe it was where he was conceived, like Brooklyn Beckham?


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    #5084
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,653 ✭✭✭✭josip


    ...not everyone is nice and not everyone is going to be nice and it's unfortunate," Ms Redford said.


    Well the first person in Abcde's life who wasn't nice to her was the idiot parent who gave her that name.


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    #5085
    Moonjet
    Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭Moonjet


    'Abcde'

    So the fake name I use for online insurance quotes is actually a real name? Wow.


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    #5086
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Nollaig and Iseult, two ugly sounding names.

    Also Miriam, it's a name very popular among GP's secretaries for some reason.


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    #5087
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Heard of a new baby named
    Astrid earlier. Kids are going to have a field day with that one, I wonder what endearing nickname they'll come up with? Ass? Assy? So many teasing possibilities, well done mam and dad.


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    #5088
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    Also Miriam, it's a name very popular among GP's secretaries for some reason.

    :D:D:D


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    #5089
    superfurry1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Heard of a new baby named
    Astrid earlier. Kids are going to have a field day with that one, I wonder what endearing nickname they'll come up with? Ass? Assy? So many teasing possibilities, well done mam and dad.

    Astrid is quite a popular Scandinavian name I like it to be honest.


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    #5090
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users Posts: 20,539 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    Wheres Me Jumper? wrote: »
    there was a Nigerian kid in our area called $hittu.

    Its a very popular Nigerian name, it means gift from god


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    #5091
    mactheknife19
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭mactheknife19


    Heard Ziggy today.......not sure about it, Sounds cool for a kid, but not sure when older


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    #5092
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    mactheknife19 wrote: »
    Heard Ziggy today.......not sure about it, Sounds cool for a kid, but not sure when older

    ziggystardust.jpg?w=210&ssl=1


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    #5093
    mactheknife19
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭mactheknife19


    Gravelly wrote: »
    ziggystardust.jpg?w=210&ssl=1
    I’m assuming that was the inspiration.


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    #5094
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    mactheknife19 wrote: »
    I’m assuming that was the inspiration.

    Guaranteed the kid will be fat, ugly, and won't have a note in their head.

    My missus knows someone with a kid called Willow, and the kid is built like a whale.


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    #5095
    pl4ichjgy17zwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd


    mactheknife19 wrote:
    Heard Ziggy today.......not sure about it, Sounds cool for a kid, but not sure when older

    My nephew's name. Bob Marley's son's name too.


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    #5096
    Kristopherus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    A little off topic, but a neighbour of mine, when we lived in a rural area, had a sheepdog called Firehole:D:D:D.


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    #5097
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/46398667

    Imagine if they brought a similar law in here?
    The courts would have to be open 24 hours


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    #5098
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    Also Miriam, it's a name very popular among GP's secretaries for some reason.

    As is Veronica!


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    #5099
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Kid on the Toy show last night called Kyllian. Why do that to your child? ''Actually, it's spelled...'' is something he'll have to literally say for the rest of his life.


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    #5100
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Kid on the Toy show last night called Kyllian. Why do that to your child? ''Actually, it's spelled...'' is something he'll have to literally say for the rest of his life.

    There’s a particular type of parent that loves to give their children normal names spelled in a “special” way. It speaks volumes about their ambition for, and faith in their child if they think they need to do that to make them stand out in life.


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    #5101
    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Omackeral wrote:
    Kid on the Toy show last night called Kyllian. Why do that to your child? ''Actually, it's spelled...'' is something he'll have to literally say for the rest of his life.
    Spelled like the footballer Kyllian Mbappe.


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