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What are your views on contraception?

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  • #302
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    jjmcclure wrote:
    However Owen I'd suggest you bring yourself up to speed with some of the latest Catholic teaching. I understand now that masturbation is perfectly acceptable as long as it is not harming a relationship and the concepts of hell and the devil have been watered down somewhat.

    jjmcclure wrote:
    Catholic dogma about contraception sex, love etc. have condemned millions to death, misery, and torture at the hands of evil men and women who use this dogma to justify their actions.


    Incorrect and incorrect.


  • #303
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    jjmcclure wrote:
    <snip> keep up the great parody posts


    I wish it was a parody!


  • #304
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    the gym sock on my floor is going to hell, it contains last nights seed, in full...


  • #305
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    Of course you can. You can kill the unborn at any stage of development. However, you will have to answer for it, whether you know it or not. I'd advise the former, myself.

    From what I remember from religion class, I can ask for forgiveness after a life of sin and God will give it to me and I wont have to answer for it...so where does that leave us Baloney?
    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    I know what God knows, because I have faith. You have no faith, and thus you know nothing.

    Tell us what you know then!? How did Moses part the sea for example?


  • #306
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    frag420 wrote:
    Tell us what you know then!? How did Moses part the sea for example?


    By a miracle of God. To those who don't believe, this is nonsense. But to those who do believe, it is the power of God. Look at the clear blue sky. It is a blank canvass for the Divine Artist to draw His clouds. Every day a different drawing, never the same one. When you were a child, you could decipher the drawing, but when you grew up, you no longer even looked, because you had much more important things to do.


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  • #307
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    By a miracle of God. To those who don't believe, this is nonsense. But to those who do believe, it is the power of God. Look at the clear blue sky. It is a blank canvass for the Divine Artist to draw His clouds. Every day a different drawing, never the same one. When you were a child, you could decipher the drawing, but when you grew up, you no longer even looked, because you had much more important things to do.

    See the part in bold above...thats all you needed to say about how you know what God knows!!

    Also, how come there are none of these big miracles in these modern times? Surely he could make the sea part again and then we could all believe in him!? All most people want is a bit of proof, just a tiny weeny ickle bit of proof!!


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  • #309
    frag420
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    ....... wrote: »
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    Perhaps if you look up at the sky long enough you may see the second cumming...:confused::confused:


  • #310
    Johngoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Johngoose


    I wouldn’t be here only for a lack of contraception


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  • #312
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    Why do you post such filth?


  • #313
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    OSI wrote: »
    It's like sneezing, if you stare at the sky you won't blow your load so you don't go spilling his holy seed anywhere but the pre ordained vagina of your missus.

    Dont they say a sneeze is like 1/10 of an orgasm...so your almost sinning!


  • #314
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    Gleefulprinter wrote:
    Catholic and use rubbers. Don't want anymore.


    I don't follow your grammar.


  • #315
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    Why do you post such filth?

    Honestly!?

    Because we know that it puts your head into a spin knowing people like the rest of us can be so casual about sex and all the fun it entails!

    Also we dont really care about a god you cannot prove exists nor he cares that I screw ten women in a full on Custard Orgy on a weekend!?


  • #316
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    frag420 wrote:
    Because we know that it puts your head into a spin knowing people like the rest of us can be so casual about sex and dont really care about a god you cannot prove exists nor he ares if I screw ten women in a full on Custard Orgy on a weekend!?

    frag420 wrote:
    Honestly!?


    You are fully entitled to hold that position.


  • #317
    jjmcclure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭jjmcclure


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    You are fully entitled to hold that position.

    Wait a minute!!! Reading some of Owens posts, is t possible he is a chatbot!

    I'm serious!


  • #318
    Nick Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    frag420 wrote: »
    Dont they say a sneeze is like 1/10 of an orgasm

    If that is true, then either your sneezes are very special or you need to work a bit more on your sex life.


  • #319
    fxotoole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    Yes, what you say is true. The problem with oral sex is, besides being a debasement of one of the partners, is that it results in the spillage of the sacred sperm.

    What about a husband performing cunnilingus on his wife to pleasure her? You’ve said that man and woman are entitled to pleasure each other. So given that man is entitled to pleasure woman, and given that there is no “spillage of sacred sperm” when a woman climaxes, is cunnilingus allowed?


  • #320
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    fxotoole wrote:
    What about a husband performing cunnilingus on his wife to pleasure her? You’ve said that man and woman are entitled to pleasure each other. So given that man is entitled to pleasure woman, and given that there is no “spillage of sacred sperm†when a woman climaxes, is cunnilingus allowed?


    Cunninglitis is not even performed in the animal kingdom.


  • #321
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Nick Park wrote: »
    If that is true, then either your sneezes are very special or you need to work a bit more on your sex life.

    It’s all good, just as I’m about to cum I throw a handful of pepper into the face the bird I’m with....works all the time!


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  • #322
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    jjmcclure wrote: »
    Wait a minute!!! Reading some of Owens posts, is t possible he is a chatbot!

    I'm serious!

    Was thinking the same but most modern chat bots come with a sense of humour and a personality, unless he is an early version of a chatbot!


  • #323
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    Cunninglitis is not even performed in the animal kingdom.

    Tell that to my dog...licking his owen bollix morning noon and night!!


  • #324
    mloc123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,445 ✭✭✭mloc123


    Chatbot makes sense... Lines up with the consistent posting.


  • #325
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    frag420 wrote:
    Tell that to my dog...licking his owen bollix morning noon and night!!


    He is cleaning his private parts.


  • #326
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    mloc123 wrote:
    Chatbot makes sense... Lines up with the consistent posting.


    I cannot be a chatbox. It is impossible for me.


  • #327
    fxotoole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    I tell you this. Unless you become as a little child, you shall not enter the Kingdom of God. If you do not enter the Kingdom of God, you go to the place of endless darkness.

    What about purgatory?


  • #328
    mloc123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,445 ✭✭✭mloc123


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    I cannot be a chatbox. It is impossible for me.

    Bravo. In another thread you posted word for word with troll instead of chatbot. Either way, you have brightened up my day.


  • #329
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    He is cleaning his private parts.

    And what’s wrong with my lady friend cleaning my private parts with her mouth?

    Would it be a sin if I was able clean my private parts with my mouth? Saw it once on youjizz...


  • #330
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    frag420 wrote:
    And what’s wrong with my lady friend cleaning my private parts with her mouth?

    frag420 wrote:
    Would it be a sin if I was able clean my private parts with my mouth? Saw it once on youjizz...


    Oh good grief!


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  • #331
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    n57oxds38gt6cz wrote: »
    Oh good grief!

    So it’s ok then!?


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