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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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    #3362
    Neames
    Registered Users Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Neames


    When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!


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    #3363
    Running Balance
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Running Balance


    Neames wrote:
    When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!


    Yeah and it's freezing and he is shivering.. wanka


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    #3364
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    The vast majority of barmen are dead on and I always show them manners because it can be a tough job, but the odd time you come across a bellend at the bar.

    I was gone for a few pints in a local that I quite like during the week with a few of the lads. Came across a Spanish barman then.

    The two times I went to the bar I was left waiting about 10 minutes for two pints of Guinness. A fairly simple order that shouldn't take long, especially on a quiet Wednesday night. He was very slow getting up and down the bar as if he was just going at his own pace, and his demeanor was quite unfriendly.

    After I gave him a 20 quid note, he took the note and then went and poured more pints and went further down the bar to take orders. This was despite the fact he was stood right beside the till when I gave him the money. I have never in my time seen a barman do this before, and I reiterate that the pub was not even busy so I dread to think what he would be like on a hectic night. All done without even a hint of a smile or thanks too. I asked the lads around me about him and they both said they got similar treatment.

    I later ran into a girl who worked there and asked her about him. She said there were loads of complaints and what he does is take the change of the punter, walk down the bar and hope that they forget about it so he pockets it himself. Change from a score for two pints? Is he for real?


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    #3365
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Guys called Justin , all three I have known have been not just a little bit of a wanker but UTTER **** , it’s like theirs Mammy’s thought about their precious name too hard and they were brought up as precious fcuks...... , if you by any miracie are a nice Justin , sorry !😉


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    #3366
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    What really annoys me about some people is their unwillingness or inability to watch they are going.

    A lot of modern day facilities are really well laid out provided you take the time to watch where you are going. Most people dont and just end up getting in each others way.


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    #3367
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,094 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

    No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

    Definite uber-****.


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    #3368
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

    No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

    Definite uber-****.

    Heard JCs car park in Swords is notorious for that. Things can get violent at times. Heard some lad attacked a goon with a 5-iron after he nearly took the arse off his Ford Mondeo.


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    #3369
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

    No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

    Definite uber-****.

    These bellends usually crawl down the road then too.


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    #3370
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Anyone who describes themselves as "woke" deserves a place on this list.


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    #3371
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,033 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    People who stamp on your new runners to "christen" them


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    #3372
    Salvation Tambourine
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Salvation Tambourine


    everlast75 wrote: »
    People who stamp on your new runners to "christen" them

    You need to stop being friends with 14 year olds.


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    #3373
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,033 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Nokotan wrote: »
    You need to stop being friends with 14 year olds.

    They're not my friends *









    * joke - there are actually adults who still do that


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    #3374
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,827 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    You might need a new definition of adult then


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    #3375
    WHIP IT!
    Registered Users Posts: 5,881 ✭✭✭WHIP IT!


    NufcNavan wrote: »
    The vast majority of barmen are dead on and I always show them manners because it can be a tough job, but the odd time you come across a bellend at the bar.

    I was gone for a few pints in a local that I quite like during the week with a few of the lads. Came across a Spanish barman then.

    The two times I went to the bar I was left waiting about 10 minutes for two pints of Guinness. A fairly simple order that shouldn't take long, especially on a quiet Wednesday night. He was very slow getting up and down the bar as if he was just going at his own pace, and his demeanor was quite unfriendly.

    After I gave him a 20 quid note, he took the note and then went and poured more pints and went further down the bar to take orders. This was despite the fact he was stood right beside the till when I gave him the money. I have never in my time seen a barman do this before, and I reiterate that the pub was not even busy so I dread to think what he would be like on a hectic night. All done without even a hint of a smile or thanks too. I asked the lads around me about him and they both said they got similar treatment.

    I later ran into a girl who worked there and asked her about him. She said there were loads of complaints and what he does is take the change of the punter, walk down the bar and hope that they forget about it so he pockets it himself. Change from a score for two pints? Is he for real?

    We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

    You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

    Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!


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    #3376
    Chrongen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Chrongen


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057834756


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    #3377
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,094 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

    You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

    Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!

    Probably because they are no used to a group of 44/29 gloamers coming in and gulling back pints like the drought was coming.

    Putting the glass up on their heads and gannetting the fcuker down like a sardine.

    These guys are used to sipping, for forks sake.


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    #3378
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,827 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Are you having a stroke?


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    #3379
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,094 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Are you having a stroke?

    Bit rattled, but I think it’s fair comment.


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    #3380
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Probably because they are no used to a group of 44/29 gloamers coming in and gulling back pints like the drought was coming.

    Putting the glass up on their heads and gannetting the fcuker down like a sardine.

    These guys are used to sipping, for forks sake.

    You not the sort to down a gallon and a half of porter in the space of 4 hours on a Saturday night?

    Don’t like tardy service in a pub myself if I’ve a lip on me for drink.


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    #3381
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,094 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    You not the sort to down a gallon and a half of porter in the space of 4 hours on a Saturday night?

    Don’t like tardy service in a pub myself if I’ve a lip on me for drink.

    Partial, Rumpy, in fairness .

    However the Spaniards are a little more ..well....refined.

    They can’t quite get a group of dough boys waddling up to the bar and hosing back a gallon apiece in an hour and a half whilst pissing like dray horses after the fifth..

    Not their nature Rumpy.


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    #3382
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    I remember a bar called McGraths that used to be on O'Connell Street. For some reason they used to shut the bar upstairs for 10 minutes at about 1 am, probably to count and remove money. I remember one night there was a crowd of absolute gargle monsters in the place. The barman couldn't get the shutter down and ended up taking out a baton and twatting anybody near the bar. It might even have been that Spanish fella...


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    #3383
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Partial, Rumpy, in fairness .

    However the Spaniards are a little more ..well....refined.

    They can’t quite get a group of dough boys waddling up to the bar and hosing back a gallon apiece in an hour and a half whilst pissing like dray horses after the fifth..

    Not their nature Rumpy.

    Know the sort well, Brendan. Sort of lads who have the peg out before they are half way across the lounge, just so they can get back to the barstool to watch the ‘Man U’ game a few seconds quicker. Talking scutter about how Sanchez will give them options behind the front two.

    Wouldn’t let them darken the door of my public house if I owned one.


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    #3384
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

    You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

    Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!

    The said Spanish barman was ran by the pub.

    It has nothing to do with culture or pace of drinking in Ireland. He was simply a terrible barman with bad traits.


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    #3385
    bigpink
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭bigpink


    Guys dressing like Peaky Blinders


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    #3386
    Jerichoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Anyone who uses the term "the feels".


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    #3387
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,453 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    bigpink wrote: »
    Guys dressing like Peaky Blinders
    Also see the Paul Galvin collection.


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    #3388
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Cyclists who ... stay with me... cyclists who tattoo pistons on their legs. Sick in my mouth.


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    #3389
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,257 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    People that drive, that lean the seat back so far they are nearly lying down ..
    Absolute w€nkers ........
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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    #3390
    Wheres Me Jumper?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    guys who wear Trinity scarfs, especially during mild weather.
    in particular when they throw (or toss?!!) them over one shoulder. in that affectatious manner

    what a swift kick in the arse wouldn't ............


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    #3391
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    They usually have a boring username


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