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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope, I've been good this year.

    What's the best "anti-Christmas" Christmas song?

    Mr Hanky the christmas poo

    Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?


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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Mr Hanky the christmas poo

    Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?

    Depends on their sense of humour:P

    Are you excited about Christmas Day?


    Happy Christmas to all on this thread- I hope it's peaceful for you. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 An tUasal C
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    Not particularly.

    Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?




  • Not particularly.

    Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?

    Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner.

    Have you drank much this Xmas eve?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner.

    Have you drank much this Xmas eve?

    A can earlier is all.

    Have you ever push started a car?


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  • Bob Harris wrote: »
    A can earlier is all.

    Have you ever push started a car?

    Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times.

    Did Santa bring you anything nice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times.

    Did Santa bring you anything nice?

    The rain.

    Happy Christmas to all.

    What was the gospel about at mass this morning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 Miss Demeanour
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The rain.

    Happy Christmas to all.

    What was the gospel about at mass this morning?

    Happy Christmas :)
    I have no idea.

    What was in your Christmas stocking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Happy Christmas :)
    I have no idea.

    What was in your Christmas stocking?

    A fine bitta leg.

    Was xmas a blast this year?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 Miss Demeanour
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A fine bitta leg.

    Was xmas a blast this year?

    I'd go so far as to say the best one yet.

    Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    I'd go so far as to say the best one yet.

    Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?

    That came a little early this year.

    What would you like to be wrapped up in?




  • Bob Harris wrote: »
    That came a little early this year.

    What would you like to be wrapped up in?

    Bacon

    What time is dinnertime today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Bacon

    What time is dinnertime today?

    3pm

    Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    3pm

    Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?

    I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner.

    Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner.

    Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?

    It would be if you haven't eaten all day.

    How many homeless people could you take in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    It would be if you haven't eaten all day.

    How many homeless people could you take in?

    There's no room at the inn here.

    What part would you like in a Nativity play?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    There's no room at the inn here.

    What part would you like in a Nativity play?

    The star.

    Have you drank any soft drinks today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The star.

    Have you drank any soft drinks today?

    I had a glass of 7up.

    What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I had a glass of 7up.

    What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?

    Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
    He had low elf esteem.

    Who makes the best mince pies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
    He had low elf esteem.

    Who makes the best mince pies?

    I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it.

    Who is your favourite Captain?


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  • Lorelli! wrote: »
    I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it.

    Who is your favourite Captain?

    Captain Morgans

    How many Christmas lights are on your Christmas tree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 Rubberlegs
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    Captain Morgans

    How many Christmas lights are on your Christmas tree.

    200

    Have you any Christmas lights outside this year ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    73Cat wrote: »
    200

    Have you any Christmas lights outside this year ?

    Nope

    What did you have for breakfast this morning?




  • Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope

    What did you have for breakfast this morning?

    Cup of tea and a cigarette.

    Will you go shopping in the post Christmas sales?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Cup of tea and a cigarette.

    Will you go shopping in the post Christmas sales?

    Maybe in a few weeks to see whats on the bargain rails.

    Do you ever sleep with socks on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Maybe in a few weeks to see whats on the bargain rails.

    Do you ever sleep with socks on?

    Sometimes if I have a nap on the sofa.

    Does it usually take you a long time to fall asleep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes if I have a nap on the sofa.

    Does it usually take you a long time to fall asleep?

    Half a hour max and often within 5 minutes.

    Do you know anyone who has fallen down a well?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Half a hour max and often within 5 minutes.

    Do you know anyone who has fallen down a well?

    A guy called Timmy.

    Do you know anyone called Timmy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 Bob Harris
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A guy called Timmy.

    Do you know anyone called Timmy?

    I have an uncle Timmy.

    Do you use toothpicks?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 Lorelli!
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I have an uncle Timmy.

    Do you use toothpicks?

    Sometimes I'll put one in my mouth and sit casually looking around the vicinity to look cool.

    Do/did you ever own a bomber jacket?


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