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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6452
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm civilised.

    I was on the train a few years ago. A fella sitting across from me took out an orange. He didn't bother peeling it. Just munched on it like it was an apple. The whole thing. Gone in about 30 seconds.

    Can you tell us the name of a poster you don't like?

    No

    Are you in a good festive mood or a bad scrooge type of mood?


  • #6453
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No

    Are you in a good festive mood or a bad scrooge type of mood?

    Fairly good.

    How many pairs of socks will you get this year?


  • #6454
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Fairly good.

    How many pairs of socks will you get this year?

    Don't usually get socks as a standard present. People usually get me pyjamas so I'll probably get a few of them.

    Do you know what frankincense and myrrh are?


  • #6455
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Don't usually get socks as a standard present. People usually get me pyjamas so I'll probably get a few of them.

    Do you know what frankincense and myrrh are?

    They were what was found left behind in the stable after Joey Mary V and little J had left and taken the gold with them.

    Was she really a virgin?


  • #6456
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    They were what was found left behind in the stable after Joey Mary V and little J had left and taken the gold with them.

    Was she really a virgin?

    She was.

    Have you ever been refused from an Inn?


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  • #6457
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    She was.

    Have you ever been refused from an Inn?

    I always manage to get inn.

    Do you use Amazon prime?


  • #6458
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    Will we have to pay custom charges if we order stuff from amazon once brexit comes in?


  • #6459
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    It is looking liike it could be a possibility, UK Gov saying there won't be customs.

    Do you believe what politicians say?


  • #6460
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    It is looking liike it could be a possibility, UK Gov saying there won't be customs.

    Do you believe what politicians say?

    every word- great bunch of lads

    What's your favourite Christmas song?


  • #6461
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    every word- great bunch of lads

    What's your favourite Christmas song?

    A song by The Band called Must Be Christmas Tonight.

    Is there a Christmas song that you're sick of hearing?


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  • #6462
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A song by The Band called Must Be Christmas Tonight.

    Is there a Christmas song that you're sick of hearing?

    No

    Have you gotten any freebies this Christmas?


  • #6463
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No

    Have you gotten any freebies this Christmas?

    Not until St Nick delivers.

    Would a person fit down your chimney?


  • #6464
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Not until St Nick delivers.

    Would a person fit down your chimney?

    Nope and the thought that they use to get children to clean them creeps me out.

    What's the worst job in history that you know if?


  • #6465
    Don Kiddick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope and the thought that they use to get children to clean them creeps me out.

    What's the worst job in history that you know if?

    Jizz cleaner in the Amsterdam **** booths

    Would you work there?


  • #6466
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Don Kiddick wrote: »
    Jizz cleaner in the Amsterdam **** booths

    Would you work there?

    Nope, never

    When you are asked a question and the answer is no, do you ever respond with the Family Fortunes "uh-uh" wrong answer sound?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZRoExrB8cw


  • #6467
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I have said it numerous occasions.

    Have ever said "top middle or bottom"?


  • #6468
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I have said it numerous occasions.

    Have ever said "top middle or bottom"?

    I have.

    Do you know who you would choose as your "phone a friend" if you were on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?


  • #6469
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Probably one of my parents, but they wouild have been offended if I didn't have them in the audience with me.


    Have you ever faced a Sophie's Choice scenario?


  • #6470
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Probably one of my parents, but they wouild have been offended if I didn't have them in the audience with me.


    Have you ever faced a Sophie's Choice scenario?

    I haven't thank the Gods.

    Have you been a good boy for Santy? :p


  • #6471
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Reasonably good, helped a stranger who had run out of petrol in the dark a couple of weeks ago, so that should offset any potential grey area activities.

    Have you ever done a random act of kindness?


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  • #6472
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Reasonably good, helped a stranger who had run out of petrol in the dark a couple of weeks ago, so that should offset any potential grey area activities.

    Have you ever done a random act of kindness?

    I have.

    Has anyone ever done one for you?


  • #6473
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have.

    Has anyone ever done one for you?

    Many times

    Do you reciprocate?


  • #6474
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Many times

    Do you reciprocate?

    Sometimes

    Do you keep thinking today is Christmas Eve?


  • #6475
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes

    Do you keep thinking today is Christmas Eve?

    No, in fact it's hard to believe it's Christmas Eve tomorrow.

    Do you go to Mass on Christmas Eve?


  • #6476
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No, in fact it's hard to believe it's Christmas Eve tomorrow.

    Do you go to Mass on Christmas Eve?

    I don't.

    Do you ever spend time in the company of someone that you take toilet breaks to get some peace from ?


  • #6477
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    I don't.

    Do you ever spend time in the company of someone that you take toilet breaks to get some peace from ?

    Yes!

    How long could a game of snakes and ladders possibly go on for?


  • #6478
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes!

    How long could a game of snakes and ladders possibly go on for?

    Potentially forever, with the whole having to go back spaces at the end if you throw too high a number to get you to the last space.

    Are you a sore loser ?


  • #6479
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Potentially forever, with the whole having to go back spaces at the end if you throw too high a number to get you to the last space.

    Are you a sore loser ?

    No I hope not.

    Did you ever roast chestnuts on an open fire?


  • #6480
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No I hope not.

    Did you ever roast chestnuts on an open fire?

    I've roasted my chest and nuts.

    Are you expecting your annual bag of coal and kick up the hole tonight?


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  • #6481
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I've roasted my chest and nuts.

    Are you expecting your annual bag of coal and kick up the hole tonight?

    Nope, I've been good this year.

    What's the best "anti-Christmas" Christmas song?


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