Lorelli! wrote: » I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it. Who is your favourite Captain?
Bob Harris wrote: » Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor? He had low elf esteem. Who makes the best mince pies?
Lorelli! wrote: » I had a glass of 7up. What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?
Bob Harris wrote: » The star. Have you drank any soft drinks today?
Lorelli! wrote: » There's no room at the inn here. What part would you like in a Nativity play?
Bob Harris wrote: » It would be if you haven't eaten all day. How many homeless people could you take in?
Lorelli! wrote: » I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner. Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?
Bob Harris wrote: » 3pm Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Bacon What time is dinnertime today?
Bob Harris wrote: » That came a little early this year. What would you like to be wrapped up in?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » I'd go so far as to say the best one yet. Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?
Bob Harris wrote: » A fine bitta leg. Was xmas a blast this year?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » Happy Christmas I have no idea. What was in your Christmas stocking?
Bob Harris wrote: » The rain. Happy Christmas to all. What was the gospel about at mass this morning?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times. Did Santa bring you anything nice?
Bob Harris wrote: » A can earlier is all. Have you ever push started a car?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner. Have you drank much this Xmas eve?
An tUasal C wrote: » Not particularly. Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?
Bob Harris wrote: » Mr Hanky the christmas poo Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?
Lorelli! wrote: » Nope, I've been good this year. What's the best "anti-Christmas" Christmas song?
Bob Harris wrote: » I've roasted my chest and nuts. Are you expecting your annual bag of coal and kick up the hole tonight?
Lorelli! wrote: » No I hope not. Did you ever roast chestnuts on an open fire?
73Cat wrote: » Potentially forever, with the whole having to go back spaces at the end if you throw too high a number to get you to the last space. Are you a sore loser ?
Lorelli! wrote: » Yes! How long could a game of snakes and ladders possibly go on for?
73Cat wrote: » I don't. Do you ever spend time in the company of someone that you take toilet breaks to get some peace from ?
[Deleted User] wrote: » No, in fact it's hard to believe it's Christmas Eve tomorrow. Do you go to Mass on Christmas Eve?
Lorelli! wrote: » Sometimes Do you keep thinking today is Christmas Eve?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Many times Do you reciprocate?
Deleted User wrote: » I have. Has anyone ever done one for you?
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