Lorelli! wrote: » Nope, I've been good this year. What's the best "anti-Christmas" Christmas song?
Bob Harris wrote: » Mr Hanky the christmas poo Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?
An tUasal C wrote: » Not particularly. Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner. Have you drank much this Xmas eve?
Bob Harris wrote: » A can earlier is all. Have you ever push started a car?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times. Did Santa bring you anything nice?
Bob Harris wrote: » The rain. Happy Christmas to all. What was the gospel about at mass this morning?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » Happy Christmas I have no idea. What was in your Christmas stocking?
Bob Harris wrote: » A fine bitta leg. Was xmas a blast this year?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » I'd go so far as to say the best one yet. Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?
Bob Harris wrote: » That came a little early this year. What would you like to be wrapped up in?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Bacon What time is dinnertime today?
Bob Harris wrote: » 3pm Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?
Lorelli! wrote: » I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner. Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?
Bob Harris wrote: » It would be if you haven't eaten all day. How many homeless people could you take in?
Lorelli! wrote: » There's no room at the inn here. What part would you like in a Nativity play?
Bob Harris wrote: » The star. Have you drank any soft drinks today?
Lorelli! wrote: » I had a glass of 7up. What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?
Bob Harris wrote: » Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor? He had low elf esteem. Who makes the best mince pies?
Lorelli! wrote: » I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it. Who is your favourite Captain?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Captain Morgans How many Christmas lights are on your Christmas tree.
73Cat wrote: » 200 Have you any Christmas lights outside this year ?
Lorelli! wrote: » Nope What did you have for breakfast this morning?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Cup of tea and a cigarette. Will you go shopping in the post Christmas sales?
Bob Harris wrote: » Maybe in a few weeks to see whats on the bargain rails. Do you ever sleep with socks on?
Lorelli! wrote: » Sometimes if I have a nap on the sofa. Does it usually take you a long time to fall asleep?
Bob Harris wrote: » Half a hour max and often within 5 minutes. Do you know anyone who has fallen down a well?
Lorelli! wrote: » A guy called Timmy. Do you know anyone called Timmy?
Bob Harris wrote: » I have an uncle Timmy. Do you use toothpicks?
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