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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #6482
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope, I've been good this year.

    What's the best "anti-Christmas" Christmas song?

    Mr Hanky the christmas poo

    Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?


  • #6483
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Mr Hanky the christmas poo

    Is putting Ted on a later a way to get people to go to bed early?

    Depends on their sense of humour:P

    Are you excited about Christmas Day?


    Happy Christmas to all on this thread- I hope it's peaceful for you. :)


  • #6484
    An tUasal C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Not particularly.

    Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?


  • #6485
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    An tUasal C wrote: »
    Not particularly.

    Will you be heading out of the house at any stage tomorrow?

    Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner.

    Have you drank much this Xmas eve?


  • #6486
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Will be going to my OH grandfather's as is our usual traditional visit on Xmas day. Then it's back for Xmas dinner.

    Have you drank much this Xmas eve?

    A can earlier is all.

    Have you ever push started a car?


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  • #6487
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A can earlier is all.

    Have you ever push started a car?

    Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times.

    Did Santa bring you anything nice?


  • #6488
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Not in recent years but have pushed a car many times.

    Did Santa bring you anything nice?

    The rain.

    Happy Christmas to all.

    What was the gospel about at mass this morning?


  • #6489
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The rain.

    Happy Christmas to all.

    What was the gospel about at mass this morning?

    Happy Christmas :)
    I have no idea.

    What was in your Christmas stocking?


  • #6490
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Happy Christmas :)
    I have no idea.

    What was in your Christmas stocking?

    A fine bitta leg.

    Was xmas a blast this year?


  • #6491
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A fine bitta leg.

    Was xmas a blast this year?

    I'd go so far as to say the best one yet.

    Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?


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  • #6492
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I'd go so far as to say the best one yet.

    Any chance of a white Christmas do you think?

    That came a little early this year.

    What would you like to be wrapped up in?


  • #6493
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    That came a little early this year.

    What would you like to be wrapped up in?

    Bacon

    What time is dinnertime today?


  • #6494
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Bacon

    What time is dinnertime today?

    3pm

    Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?


  • #6495
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    3pm

    Are you stuffed more than the turkey was?

    I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner.

    Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?


  • #6496
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I haven't eaten yet. Having a late dinner.

    Is the anticipation for the food almost better than eating it?

    It would be if you haven't eaten all day.

    How many homeless people could you take in?


  • #6497
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    It would be if you haven't eaten all day.

    How many homeless people could you take in?

    There's no room at the inn here.

    What part would you like in a Nativity play?


  • #6498
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    There's no room at the inn here.

    What part would you like in a Nativity play?

    The star.

    Have you drank any soft drinks today?


  • #6499
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The star.

    Have you drank any soft drinks today?

    I had a glass of 7up.

    What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?


  • #6500
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I had a glass of 7up.

    What's the best joke you've heard from a Christmas cracker?

    Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
    He had low elf esteem.

    Who makes the best mince pies?


  • #6501
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
    He had low elf esteem.

    Who makes the best mince pies?

    I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it.

    Who is your favourite Captain?


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  • #6502
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I only tried one the other day and it was from Supervalue but I didn't like it.

    Who is your favourite Captain?

    Captain Morgans

    How many Christmas lights are on your Christmas tree.


  • #6503
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Captain Morgans

    How many Christmas lights are on your Christmas tree.

    200

    Have you any Christmas lights outside this year ?


  • #6504
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    200

    Have you any Christmas lights outside this year ?

    Nope

    What did you have for breakfast this morning?


  • #6505
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope

    What did you have for breakfast this morning?

    Cup of tea and a cigarette.

    Will you go shopping in the post Christmas sales?


  • #6506
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Cup of tea and a cigarette.

    Will you go shopping in the post Christmas sales?

    Maybe in a few weeks to see whats on the bargain rails.

    Do you ever sleep with socks on?


  • #6507
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Maybe in a few weeks to see whats on the bargain rails.

    Do you ever sleep with socks on?

    Sometimes if I have a nap on the sofa.

    Does it usually take you a long time to fall asleep?


  • #6508
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes if I have a nap on the sofa.

    Does it usually take you a long time to fall asleep?

    Half a hour max and often within 5 minutes.

    Do you know anyone who has fallen down a well?


  • #6509
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Half a hour max and often within 5 minutes.

    Do you know anyone who has fallen down a well?

    A guy called Timmy.

    Do you know anyone called Timmy?


  • #6510
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A guy called Timmy.

    Do you know anyone called Timmy?

    I have an uncle Timmy.

    Do you use toothpicks?


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  • #6511
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I have an uncle Timmy.

    Do you use toothpicks?

    Sometimes I'll put one in my mouth and sit casually looking around the vicinity to look cool.

    Do/did you ever own a bomber jacket?


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