Victoria's Secret

bnt · 05-12-2017 08:49PM #1

I see the Victoria's Secret shop on Dublin's Grafton St. has finally opened. They've only been building it for the last 18 months or so. About 500 people queued up for the opening, and about 10 people protested for some reason.

I hope the staff are prepared to deal with clueless men: they'll go in to pick up something for their girlfriends, and the assistant will ask for her sizes ... "like you, but a bit more up top"?

9or10 · 05-12-2017 08:52PM

Chore Lingerie

Odhinn · 05-12-2017 08:55PM

bnt wrote: »

I see the Victoria's Secret shop on Dublin's Grafton St. has finally opened. They've only been building it for the last 18 months or so. About 500 people queued up for the opening, and about 10 people protested for some reason.

I hope the staff are prepared to deal with clueless men: they'll go in to pick up something for their girlfriends, and the assistant will ask for her sizes ... "like you, but a bit more up top"?

Animal rights.

Armadillo · 05-12-2017 08:55PM

bnt wrote: »

"like you, but a bit more up top"?

Like brainier or something...

OnDraught · 05-12-2017 08:58PM

Odhinn wrote: »

Animal rights.

Is it purely because they want to sell their wares in China?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 05-12-2017 09:01PM

Randy women on the prowl

The_Valeyard · 05-12-2017 09:02PM

OnDraught wrote: »

Is it purely because they want to sell their wares in China?

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

Odhinn · 05-12-2017 09:11PM

OnDraught wrote: »

Is it purely because they want to sell their wares in China?

haven't a clue, just heard it was animal rights.

Odhinn · 05-12-2017 09:12PM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Randy women on the prowl

Not really, they'd probably trample a man to death to get at the fancy knickers. Mad for them, so they are.

Are Am Eye · 05-12-2017 09:13PM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Randy women on the prowl

Hose

Westernyelp · 05-12-2017 09:16PM

Odhinn wrote:

haven't a clue, just heard it was animal rights.

Those poor rampant rabbits are bred in horrendous conditions!

bnt · 05-12-2017 09:18PM

Victoria's Secret products are tested on animals? I have an image of a rabbit in a cage wearing a camisole ... :cool:

Fr_Dougal · 05-12-2017 09:18PM

Photo of protestors:

Odhinn · 05-12-2017 09:19PM

Westernyelp wrote: »

Those poor rampant rabbits are bred in horrendous conditions!

I think they're more worried about beavers being trapped in these strange strappy contraptions.

B0jangles · 05-12-2017 09:20PM

Odhinn wrote: »

Animal rights.

"Free ZeBras!", eh?

Ipso · 05-12-2017 09:21PM

bnt wrote: »

Victoria's Secret products are tested on animals? I have an image of a rabbit in a cage wearing a camisole ... :cool:

Any excuse to post an Alan partridge quote:
Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea?
Michael: Well, it had eaten all my fags, man. It was a big packet of two-hundred duty-frees, like.
Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea? That’s awful. I mean, I was fishing for some sort of funny story. That’s just upsetting.
Michael: Well, you know, I wasn’t thinking straight. I just, kind of, got the red mist in front of my eyes and I just grabbed the monkey and hurled it in the sea.
Alan: Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.
Michael: Well, it didn’t go straight in the water. It bounced off a rock.
Alan: Oh, Michael. That is such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.
Michael: Aye. You know, I’ve often wondered, right, why is it that they put the perfume in the monkey’s eyes, right? Why not just put it on it’s wrist, like, you know, posh ladies in the department stores?
Alan: It’s just cruel, isn’t it. Mind you, if you’ve been to Knowsley Safari Park and they’re pulling the wipers off your windscreen and nicking your hub caps, you lose sympathy.
Michael: I’ll tell you what, maybe the monkeys is trying to collect enough parts together to make a complete car, right? And they’ll all just pile in it and break through the gates and escape.
Alan: [Nods in agreement] It’s a frightening thought.

Joeseph Balls · 05-12-2017 09:21PM

Seemingly the Stig knows Victoria's secret

Are Am Eye · 05-12-2017 09:36PM

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

Seemingly the Stig knows Victoria's secret

Maybe that's because Victoria is the Stig.

Chrongen · 05-12-2017 10:05PM

bnt wrote: »

I see the Victoria's Secret shop on Dublin's Grafton St. has finally opened. They've only been building it for the last 18 months or so. About 500 people queued up for the opening, and about 10 people protested for some reason.

I hope the staff are prepared to deal with clueless men: they'll go in to pick up something for their girlfriends, and the assistant will ask for her sizes ... "like you, but a bit more up top"?

Well Victoria's Secret do have their gear produced under slave labour conditions in Bangladesh.

Something kind of unsexy about mounting a girl all garbed up in black lace that was put together by kids and starving mothers.

If we can have fair trade coffee, hormone free chicken and pretty damn uncontaminated mountain water then slutty corsets made by a skilled and well paid seamstress isn't out of the question.

Besides, their toggs are garbage anyway. The Burger King of lingerie.

05-12-2017 10:44PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

I need more Khajit memes in my life

tupenny · 05-12-2017 10:49PM

bnt wrote: »

I staff are prepared to deal with clueless men: they'll go in to pick up something for their girlfriends, and the assistant will ask for her sizes ... "like you, but a bit more up top"?

How original

bnt · 06-12-2017 09:40AM

tupenny wrote: »

How original

How cynical. It's happened before and it's going to happen again, so what's "original" got to do with it?

Zulu · 06-12-2017 09:48AM

tupenny wrote: »

How original

How original

sbsquarepants · 06-12-2017 09:48AM

I think I must be the only bloke in the world who just doesn't get the appeal of lingerie. Knickers are pretty much just knickers to me, I don't in any way get turned on by them.
It's like getting a Christmas pressie (Christmas box:D) and being more impressed by the wrapping paper. Lingerie just get's in the way of what I'm interested in, my only interest in it is getting it off!

bnt · 06-12-2017 09:55AM

Maybe I'm one of these "new men", or maybe I'm just projecting, but I look at some those frilly contrapions and wonder how they'd survive a typical day. Sweating on a crowded train during rush hour, high speed walking to get to the office in time, being sat on for most of a day, then another hot commute. And that's before any kids are on the scene.

OhHiMark · 06-12-2017 10:00AM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I think I must be the only bloke in the world who just doesn't get the appeal of lingerie. Knickers are pretty much just knickers to me, I don't in any way get turned on by them.
It's like getting a Christmas pressie (Christmas box:D) and being more impressed by the wrapping paper. Lingerie just get's in the way of what I'm interested in, my only interest in it is getting it off!

Get the knickers off, two pumps and done, right?

Outlaw Pete · 06-12-2017 10:00AM

Men appreciate sexy Lingerie as much as dogs appreciate the colour of bowls their food arrives in .

sbsquarepants · 06-12-2017 10:12AM

OhHiMark wrote: »

Get the knickers off, two pumps and done, right?

Not always....sometimes I'd just have a quickie:D

sbsquarepants · 06-12-2017 10:13AM

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Men appreciate sexy Lingerie as much as dogs appreciate the colour of bowls their food arrives in .

Oh, apparently I'm not alone!

Zulu · 06-12-2017 10:24AM

Weirdos; it's awesome.

06-12-2017 10:25AM

Chrongen wrote: »

Well Victoria's Secret do have their gear produced under slave labour conditions in Bangladesh.

Something kind of unsexy about mounting a girl all garbed up in black lace that was put together by kids and starving mothers.

If we can have fair trade coffee, hormone free chicken and pretty damn uncontaminated mountain water then slutty corsets made by a skilled and well paid seamstress isn't out of the question.

Besides, their toggs are garbage anyway. The Burger King of lingerie.

So basically the protesters are the modern version of those who use to protest about McDonalds as a symbol of globalisation. I suppose Protesting outside McDonalds is too pedestrian and not sexy enough anymore. Then there was the Nestlé's and the baby milk protesters what every happened to them.

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