TELL US A LIMERICK

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...

First original one. Congrats.

Not quite a 'true' Limerick but I thought I'd put it here for posterity.

The fly flew down the flue
He flew it straight and true
But once a fire was lit he fled
The flames were quicker than the fly
as he flew up the flue  - fly now is dead


one of my own - I found though there are some similar ones ...

This one by Ogden Nash

A Flea And A Fly In A Flue

A flea and a fly in a flue 
Were imprisoned, so what could they do? 
Said the fly, "let us flee!" 
"Let us fly!" said the flea. 
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Wowbagger wrote: »

And now for Christmas!

Well I only got a sweater for Christmas
Not the best thing to get for a dreamer
Because I got a sweater for Christmas
When I wanted a moaner or a screamer

As the Good Doctor would say

It's not a Limerick! Doesn't comply with the rules. you must have five lines in the AABBA format....

A soldier from County Kildare,
Was making love in a chair.
At the fifty third stroke,
The furniture broke,
And his rifle went off in the air.

There was a young whore from Leicester
Who said to the man who undressed her
If you want a good grind
you have to come in from behind
As me front is beginning to fester......