Funny Houses/Flats to rent

gizmo81 · 30-08-2017 10:57pm

slavetothegrind wrote: »

Nah....far away!

True but still a living room and dining room with table and chairs and with a separate kitchen.

Billy86 · 30-08-2017 11:18pm

Sunflower 27 wrote: »

Is that or is that not a pair of blue jocks on the bathroom floor? And possibly a nappy too? Pic 6
https://m.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/knockaroo-cross-borris-in-ossory-laois/4051295

Hold on, feck the boxers or nappy. Who does the crying and who does the sh*tting?

A crying chair in a toilet, and here we are hearing how interior design lacks innovation these days.

inforfun · 31-08-2017 8:10am

Toots wrote: »

It's for cooling pies extra quick. You don't have to carry them from the oven to the windowsill - you just open the oven and they're already on the windowsill!

Yeah... and if you open the window you can start selling the pies so you can afford your €1800 a month rent a bit better.

LirW · 31-08-2017 9:50am

Sunflower 27 wrote: »

Is that or is that not a pair of blue jocks on the bathroom floor? And possibly a nappy too? Pic 6
https://m.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/knockaroo-cross-borris-in-ossory-laois/4051295

The whole village is a sad sad place, I think neither Laois nor Tipperary want to really claim that place.

Boom_Bap · 31-08-2017 11:24am

gizmo81 wrote: »

This one is lovely but what were they doing with the oven?

https://www.daft.ie/dublin/houses-for-rent/stoneybatter/oxmanstown-road-stoneybatter-dublin-1762199/

You can cook while you are in the back garden by accessing the oven through the window. Win.

Toots · 31-08-2017 11:53am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

You can cook while you are in the back garden by accessing the oven through the window. Win.

Or perhaps it's a safety feature - if the dinner starts to go on fire, you can just open the oven and dump it straight into the sink or out the window!

MrMorooka · 31-08-2017 12:27pm

pilly wrote: »

So you think it's worth 1800 a month?

Yeah, I think it's quite a nice place actually. It looks to be well-looked-after and has a goof fit-out, it doesn't come with a bunch of horrible furniture, and while it is a bit small, it is at least designed and decorated in a way to manage that. €900 each is reasonable enough for two professionals. Location is good, close to the big bus routes on Manor St and the 46A on the North Circular, close enough to Luas, which from December will really open up large parts of the city.

It's actually a really good place. Honestly if I was in the market and had a partner, I would be trying pretty hard to get that place, I think.

Boom_Bap · 31-08-2017 12:32pm

Toots wrote: »

Or perhaps it's a safety feature - if the dinner starts to go on fire, you can just open the oven and dump it straight into the sink or out the window!

Dunno about lobbing it out the window, if the movie Backdraft thought me anything, it's to never trust fire.

inforfun · 01-09-2017 9:36am

https://www.funda.nl/koop/wormer/huis-49375723-kemphaanstraat-60/

Was actually leaning towars posting this in the property porn thread as i think it is a very nice place for the money when i run into pic 13.
No idea if the previous owner was a professional or had a rather bizarre hobby as there is no mention of it in the description.

Future proofing for when the place is sold, clicks pics in above link first. if link is that, then use this https://gyazo.com/27719ec45c5867bd8167f3cac8e1c282.
Or go to gyazo immediatly... i dont really care actually

LaChatteGitane · 01-09-2017 9:59am

Yeah, I think a dentist lives there.
The Dutch sure know how to make a house a home, quirky as it may be sometimes.

gizmo81 · 01-09-2017 7:41pm

A blow up single mattress in a shared room for €325 or €750 for the room.

3-2-5 for a lilo?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/inflatable-mattress-in-a-shared-room-advertised-for-325-per-month-in-dublin-36090743.html

dresden8 · 02-09-2017 11:07pm

JupiterKid wrote: »

This thread is so depressing really.:(

Basically DAFT adverts of Dublin flats that are tiny and basic and have the cheapest furnishings and fittings the landlord can get away with....all available at the maximum extortionate rent the market will bear.

And those are the better places. Then there are the sh*tboxes that you wouldn't put your dog in, let all be a human.

Perfect illustration that the housing crisis is going from bad to worse.

Don't worry, the market will sort it out, the Gaelers know this to be true.

Michael D Not Higgins · 06-09-2017 12:34pm

gizmo81 wrote: »

A blow up single mattress in a shared room for €325 or €750 for the room.

3-2-5 for a lilo?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/inflatable-mattress-in-a-shared-room-advertised-for-325-per-month-in-dublin-36090743.html

The broken English of the response from the landlord makes it sound like they're subletting.

GoneHome · 07-09-2017 11:56am

http://www.daft.ie/cork/houses-for-sale/charleville/74-brindle-hill-charleville-cork-1487572/ I wonder what happened here, "extensively damaged", the place is in sh1te!

Aglomerado · 07-09-2017 12:03pm

GoneHome wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/cork/houses-for-sale/charleville/74-brindle-hill-charleville-cork-1487572/ I wonder what happened here, "extensively damaged", the place is in sh1te!

Looks like water damage from burst pipes. That's my guess anyway.

LaChatteGitane · 07-09-2017 12:12pm

GoneHome wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/cork/houses-for-sale/charleville/74-brindle-hill-charleville-cork-1487572/ I wonder what happened here, "extensively damaged", the place is in sh1te!

My question is this : Why are there so many properties on the market with mattresses strewn all over, here in Ireland ?
It is something that has puzzled me for more than 20 years, when I first set foot on this green isle.

Faith+1 · 07-09-2017 12:27pm

LaChatteGitane wrote: »

My question is this : Why are there so many properties on the market with mattresses strewn all over, here in Ireland ?
It is something that has puzzled me for more than 20 years, when I first set foot on this green isle.

Because this pre-dates Mattress Mick, since then he's completely regulated the supply.

LirW · 07-09-2017 12:29pm

LaChatteGitane wrote: »

My question is this : Why are there so many properties on the market with mattresses strewn all over, here in Ireland ?
It is something that has puzzled me for more than 20 years, when I first set foot on this green isle.

Maybe because it costs 25 quid at least to dispose of one. Cheaper to leave them in the house, surely the person that just paid 300k+ for the place will have a few spare cents :rolleyes:

Nobody wants them and nobody wants to spend the orange bill to dispose two of them legally.

Gerinspain · 15-09-2017 1:50pm

Garden shed, sorry apartment, for rent in Cork!

https://www.daft.ie/21773318

Kamili · 15-09-2017 1:53pm

Gerinspain wrote: »

Garden shed, sorry apartment, for rent in Cork!

https://www.daft.ie/21773318

Why do daft continually break the law and advertise sheds like this (literally) with no BER, which is required by law?

LirW · 15-09-2017 1:53pm

"chalet"

irelandrover · 15-09-2017 1:58pm

How is it a studio when the "living room" and "bedroom" are seperate?

GoneHome · 15-09-2017 2:00pm

Gerinspain wrote: »

Garden shed, sorry apartment, for rent in Cork!

https://www.daft.ie/21773318

Pic No. 4 - The lovely coffee table that was free with the SuperValu stamps about 15 years ago, every home should have one, ah the memories.

inforfun · 15-09-2017 2:06pm

The text under the pictures make me want to punch that advertiser very hard in de nose.

Caliden · 15-09-2017 3:52pm

Gerinspain wrote: »

Garden shed, sorry apartment, for rent in Cork!

https://www.daft.ie/21773318

"Private Parking" except for the fella whose house you will be living behind.

RasTa · 15-09-2017 3:56pm

Electric heaters. I'd say that thing is a fridge in the winter.

NIMAN · 15-09-2017 4:00pm

It would be soul destroying living permanently in that.

Jez, some people must have it tight.

James 007 · 15-09-2017 7:50pm

RasTa wrote: »

Electric heaters. I'd say that thing is a fridge in the winter.

To be fair you have undermined the heating system in the house, yes there is an electric heater, but there us also the following additions to the heating system:
*Oven to the cooker, open it for addition heat
*Toaster for heating you hands
*Kettle for putting hot water into the hot water bottle to warm your feet

Surreptitious · 15-09-2017 7:55pm

It's cosy, better than being on the street anyway.

15-09-2017 10:03pm

inforfun wrote: »

The text under the pictures make me want to punch that advertiser very hard in de nose.

Bastards, Id love to leave them in it for a week, see how bleedin' comfortable it is then...

I've seen wider dog kennels.

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