Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

20-08-2017 01:34AM

I remember turning 12 and finally getting my grubby hands on this 'New World' geography book, as I think it was called; which towards the end of the book, featured Amazonian women with their saggy tits on display.

Now, I don't specifically remember fapping to this, but I would be surprised if I didn't. No self-respecting 12-year-old in 1998 would have let that kind of fap material pass through his fingers, so to speak.

20-08-2017 03:24AM

Sonja Kristina was a really good role model for fapping on the 1970s

JupiterKid · 20-08-2017 04:16AM

Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg

smilerf · 20-08-2017 06:10AM

Some bird on eurotrash

Canis Lupus · 20-08-2017 06:17AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg

My god Wonder Woman was so freakin hot.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 01:52PM

branie2 wrote: »

from 1999, after the internet, but I hope it counts as a memory

on my first morning on holiday in the Algarve, a woman in a cream (I think) bikini fastens her friend's bikini top.

Sorry, that should have read fastened her friend's bikini top. They had been sunbathing for a while by the pool, under my flat's balcony.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 02:07PM

A picture of a naked woman in a science book

branie2 · 20-08-2017 05:43PM

branie2 wrote: »

2 words: Playtex Secrets.

One of the women in that ad was pulling on her panties.

Tilikum · 20-08-2017 06:07PM

Liz Hurley - safety pin dress (magazine)

Over & over & over.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 07:19PM

What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.

sjb25 · 20-08-2017 08:00PM

This lady

Lame enough

But damn......

branie2 · 20-08-2017 08:57PM

From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 09:51PM

branie2 wrote: »

What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.

The article I mentioned was in an edition of the Sunday Press

branie2 · 21-08-2017 12:56AM

Pictures of mermaids

branie2 · 21-08-2017 10:38AM

The trailers to the thrillers Blue Ice and Red Rock West

branie2 · 21-08-2017 01:55PM

Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.

CardBordWindow · 21-08-2017 02:53PM

Jaysus branie, you don't need to post here every time you have a ****!

branie2 · 21-08-2017 02:57PM

This thread seems slow at times, so I want to keep things going, you know what I mean?

branie2 · 22-08-2017 01:03AM

And I'm also sharing memories that come to mind

Arghus · 22-08-2017 01:08AM

branie2 wrote: »

Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.

Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

branie2 · 22-08-2017 01:11AM

Arghus wrote: »

Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

When she was putting her bra on in the film

branie2 · 22-08-2017 04:41PM

branie2 wrote: »

From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.

The girl Kimble was talking to was one of the guests of the episode.

branie2 · 23-08-2017 08:23AM

branie2 wrote: »

One scene in an episode of Baywatch

A woman who stripped down to a bikini after getting off her motorbike

DrPhilG · 23-08-2017 02:42PM

Could someone rename this thread the Branie2 masturbation diary?

branie2 · 23-08-2017 02:49PM

There were others before me who contributed memories as well

DrPhilG · 23-08-2017 03:03PM

15 of the last 23 posts at a quick glance. Including about 5 in a row.

Seems more like a current status update rather than memories.

Boom_Bap · 23-08-2017 04:36PM

Teen Wolf - when Michael J Fox catches his love interest changing, you only see a bra, but that kept me entertained for a while.

branie2 · 26-08-2017 12:19PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

They went Bust?

Pun intended?

fryup · 28-08-2017 05:13PM

branie2 wrote: »

There were others before me who contributed memories as well

but not as many as you

you seem to have been always at it....i take it your blind in one eye;)

branie2 · 28-08-2017 05:15PM

Nope, I still have sight in both eyes

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

Comments