Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

eisenberg1 · 05-08-2017 12:39PM

Richard Clayderman still doing concerts!

LadyMacBeth_ · 05-08-2017 12:52PM

Widdershins wrote: »

Yes. Exaggerating syllables of the actual word rather than for example, Bow Wow for a dog or Guggy for an egg. ''Look at the fluffy sheep!'' in an engaging tone is different to ''Wuck at da fwuffy-wuffy sheepy weeeepy!''

I still call eggs guggies

So I booked a glamping stay in Killarney for the wedding anniversary with the missus (well the anniversary was last month). Anyways, got there and the place was beautiful and the facilities were class. Then the neighbours start having a party, I get a text from the owners that the party is an 18th and apologies for any inconvenience. I was in a tent while there was an 18th birthday party in the garden right next to me with a massive sound system and a tent of their own. They only shut up at 1am when someone called the guards. The owners told me that they will refund me the money for the trip but I am still more that TA'd and I'm tired. Inconsiderate ****.

retro:electro · 05-08-2017 01:09PM

TA that I was chopping garlic yesterday and after a shower and several hand washes I can still smell it on my hands.

whoopsadoodles · 05-08-2017 01:18PM

anna080 wrote: »

TA that I was chopping garlic yesterday and after a shower and several hand washes I can still smell it on my hands.

Rub your fingers on your draining board.

SecretsOfEarth · 05-08-2017 01:32PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I still call eggs guggies

So I booked a glamping stay in Killarney for the wedding anniversary with the missus (well the anniversary was last month). Anyways, got there and the place was beautiful and the facilities were class. Then the neighbours start having a party, I get a text from the owners that the party is an 18th and apologies for any inconvenience. I was in a tent while there was an 18th birthday party in the garden right next to me with a massive sound system and a tent of their own. They only shut up at 1am when someone called the guards. The owners told me that they will refund me the money for the trip but I am still more that TA'd and I'm tired. Inconsiderate ****.

Come to Tralee, it's way better here

:pac:

LadyMacBeth_ · 05-08-2017 01:43PM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Come to Tralee, it's way better here :pac:

Can I stay in your place for free then? Sound

eisenberg1 · 05-08-2017 01:45PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Rub your fingers on your draining board.

Oooh missus;)

After handling garlic, wash hands in cold water, and rub with a lemon if you have one. If you wash with hot water, it "cooks" the garlic, making the smell stronger.

SecretsOfEarth · 05-08-2017 01:54PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Can I stay in your place for free then? Sound

TA at people trying to scrounge accommodation off me!

:D

whoopsadoodles · 05-08-2017 01:56PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Oooh missus;)

After handling garlic, wash hands in cold water, and rub with a lemon if you have one. If you wash with hot water, it "cooks" the garlic, making the smell stronger.

Stainless steel neutralises the smell, you can actually buy stainless steel "soap" for this exact purpose. Also works for smoked salmon which is really difficult to get off!

eisenberg1 · 05-08-2017 02:00PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Stainless steel neutralises the smell, you can actually buy stainless steel "soap" for this exact purpose. Also works for smoked salmon which is really difficult to get off!

My apologies, I thought your initial post was some sort of euphemism

Bitches Be Trypsin · 05-08-2017 02:45PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I still call eggs guggies

So I booked a glamping stay in Killarney for the wedding anniversary with the missus (well the anniversary was last month). Anyways, got there and the place was beautiful and the facilities were class. Then the neighbours start having a party, I get a text from the owners that the party is an 18th and apologies for any inconvenience. I was in a tent while there was an 18th birthday party in the garden right next to me with a massive sound system and a tent of their own. They only shut up at 1am when someone called the guards. The owners told me that they will refund me the money for the trip but I am still more that TA'd and I'm tired. Inconsiderate ****.

I actually know the owners of the place! They should absolutely refund you

Winterlong · 05-08-2017 02:58PM

Everyone seems to be away on holidays and not around for drinks tonight, cept me.

Paddy Cow · 05-08-2017 05:25PM

I got my smallest dog Molly neutered this week. Because she's so small, I didn't want to leave her with my other two while I was at work in case they jumped on her and ruptured her stitches. So I've been taking her everywhere with me. The three dogs are normally together all the time and my male dog Jamie who adores Molly was not happy that I was taking her away every day.

I came home yesterday and gave Lily and Jamie loads of cuddles. I went into the bedroom and they both jumped on the bed. I sat on the edge of the bed and was giving Lily cuddles when Jamie came up behind me, cocked his leg and proceeded to wee on my back :eek:

I went up to the sitting room and discovered that one of the dogs (probably Jamie) had wee'd on the couch :eek: :eek:

Well I guess that's me told :pac:

Thankfully by next week Molly will have healed enough that I won't have to take her everywhere and I won't get anymore protest wee's

Rubberlegs · 05-08-2017 06:02PM

T shirts that shrink in length the more they are washed.
I was wondering why the dinner was taking so long then realised I had the oven at 170 instead of 200:(

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 05-08-2017 06:03PM

Went out for food this evening, not in great form so wasn't in mood for it. Didn't like anything on the menu so ordered a portion of mash, a portion of veg and gravy. It arrived. The gravy was in a boat, and the potatoes were in one side dish, the veg in another, and no plate. When did a young one have to resort to requesting a plate in a dining establishment?

Shpudnik · 05-08-2017 06:29PM

People who set out to cause you hassle or ruin your day

Surreptitious · 05-08-2017 06:30PM

Widdershins wrote: »

Ah jaysis. The whole lot will have to come back, if they find stuff like that. It's ''contaminated''. It was in the news recently. Enough of that and maybe they'll stop offering the service

I threw it into the rubbish. Now he's going to think I'm a freaking weirdo.
TA being the only one who gives a crap.

Surreptitious · 05-08-2017 06:32PM

Another thing, I broke out in an allergic reaction on my face and it looks like someone burnt all my skin. Can't put makeup on now as it might make it worse.

robindch · 05-08-2017 06:56PM

Widdershins wrote: »

My TA People using ''baby talk'' to children. How are they expected to learn to speak properly and to develop a vocabulary?

Amen, friend.

That and parents talking about themselves in the third person - "mummy wants her phone back". And medical staff referring to "baby" in the third person.

Nurse: How is baby this morning?
robindch: My newborn child seems to be great. How is nurse?
Nurse: Uh, are you asking about me?
robindch: Did I mess up using the medical indefinite third person?

New Home · 05-08-2017 07:13PM

What's even worse to me is the Medical "We", as in, "And how are we this morning?" "And now we're going to change our pyjamas and our drip". No, either I am going to change MY pyjamas and YOU are going to change MY drip, or if I'm in such a bad way, YOU are going to change both MY pyjamas and MY drip.

eisenberg1 · 05-08-2017 07:18PM

New Home wrote: »

What's even worse to me is the Medical "We", as in, "And how are we this morning?" "And now we're going to change our pyjamas and our drip". No, either I am going to change MY pyjamas and YOU are going to change MY drip, or if I'm in such a bad way, YOU are going to change both MY pyjamas and MY drip.

And then you have a person on a bar with " and can I get a pint of Guinness as well.."

"No! I work here, I'll get the pints. YOU can HAVE them"

Paddy Cow · 05-08-2017 07:24PM

robindch wrote: »

Amen, friend.

That and parents talking about themselves in the third person - "mummy wants her phone back". And medical staff referring to "baby" in the third person.

Nurse: How is baby this morning?
robindch: My newborn child seems to be great. How is nurse?
Nurse: Uh, are you asking about me?
robindch: Did I mess up using the medical indefinite third person?

:pac::pac::pac:

On that note, TA'd at people who post cute video's of their kids/pets and add subtitles in the third person, as if the video was posted by the child/pet. Even more TA'ing when the pets refer to their owners as "Mum" and "Dad".

I don't have kids. I do have a lot of pets though and I could talk about them ad nauseam to any one who will listen but I know how to do it without inducing actual nauseousness (or so I'd like to think :P).

Minnie Snuggles · 05-08-2017 11:48PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Count yourself lucky, my full head of bonded extensions as well as colour and cut sets me back €700 a pop twice a year

I am Ta'd at myself, my hair do's normally cost only €80 (extremely good value) for a cut and colour. I used to work in accounts (now I am at home full-time), when it comes to spending money on myself I do a rough calculation as to how many hours my husband has to work in order for me to have, for example a hair cut which really annoys him.

eisenberg1 · 06-08-2017 11:09AM

Deedsie wrote: »

People who say "bag of cans" and expect me to take some kind of humour out of that. Ok, enjoy...

And also it tastes nicer from a bottle.

And nicer again from a glass.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 06-08-2017 01:16PM

Want to wear a top knot. Put top knot in my hair. Look like a sumo wrestler/feminist

Mollyb60 · 06-08-2017 03:45PM

Dublin broke me last night. Feeling worse for wear and the chinese isn't open for another 15 minutes.

fussyonion · 06-08-2017 04:34PM

Quit smoking on Friday. Felt amazing...no cravings whatsoever, felt incredible yesterday in the gym, just so surprised by how I'm feeling.......til today when I realise I have a horrible sore throat, cough and cold.
I would like a spicebag and some wine please.

KERSPLAT! · 06-08-2017 04:38PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Quit smoking on Friday. Felt amazing...no cravings whatsoever, felt incredible yesterday in the gym, just so surprised by how I'm feeling.......til today when I realise I have a horrible sore throat, cough and cold.
I would like a spicebag and some wine please.

I quit a few times before managing to get off them completely. Every time I'd end up with a dose of something after a few days. It'll pass before long and you'll feel much better

fussyonion · 06-08-2017 04:43PM

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I quit a few times before managing to get off them completely. Every time I'd end up with a dose of something after a few days. It'll pass before long and you'll feel much better

Thanks. If there was ever any doubt in my mind I just keep thinking of how much more energy I had working out after only a day..imagine how I'll feel in a month.

TA'd that I have horrible scratchy tissues and my nose is like a baboon's arse.

eisenberg1 · 06-08-2017 04:47PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Quit smoking on Friday. Felt amazing...no cravings whatsoever, felt incredible yesterday in the gym, just so surprised by how I'm feeling.......til today when I realise I have a horrible sore throat, cough and cold.
I would like a spicebag and some wine please.

Off them ten years...after numerous failed attempts. Stick with it. For the first six month off them I coughed like an asbestos miner.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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