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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #3812
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Emma and Liam are the only acceptable ones in that photo. The rest sound like colours of paint you'd get at B&Q or minor airports in the Nevada/New Mexico area.


  • #3813
    Speedsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Speedsie
    ¡arriba, arriba! ¡andale, andale!


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    The majority of this person's grandchildren have awful names...

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    Who would call a child 'Cage'????


  • #3814
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,067 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Speedsie wrote: »
    Who would call a child 'Cage'????

    I'm guessing the same type of person who also called their child Maddox.

    What's the bet that Liam & Emma are brother and sister with no other siblings.


  • #3815
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    That bee can't roll for sh!t


  • #3816
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Speedsie wrote: »
    Who would call a child 'Cage'????

    Charlie Bird? :) Actually I was thinking someone that likes Nicolas Cage but of course you can't call him Nicolas so it has to be Cage even though it isn't even his real name. :)


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  • #3817
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    I was at the zoo yesterday. It'll take a while to recover

    One that stuck out was brothers (presumably) called Clayyyyyyyyyinn and Nayyyyyyinn


  • #3818
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,516 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Moffat
    Kaci


  • #3819
    NoviGlitzko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭NoviGlitzko


    Matilda!


  • #3820
    Jeremiah Poor Whirlpool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Jeremiah Poor Whirlpool


    Cheryl Cole and yer mano from one direction called their kid Bear...ffs Now your going to have a lot of skangers calling their kids that now


  • #3821
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Know of a young lad named Rayane even though it's pronounced as plain old Ryan. Ffs.


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  • #3822
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Heard Savannah and Ontario recently...
    Couldn't wait to post on this thread, tbh. :D


  • #3823
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Shanice

    Torin.

    Torin reminds me of RedBull.


  • #3824
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Omackeral wrote: »
    How do you say that? Jay-ron or Joy-ron. It's always J names isn't it. Jaxon, Jayden, Jarren, Jarrell, Jairon, Jayce... and that's just the boys.

    I have a buddy who's one of seven siblings and they all have a name starting with J. Their mam's name begins with J too!!


  • #3825
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    ... I remember years back every morning on the Inca trail we would have strawberry jam with breakfast. The brand was Fanny so it was a red jar labelled fanny jam.

    In some countries you can also get Ghee (a type of butter), which might have tasted very nice when spread with your jam ... on a croissant.

    Fanny is a funny old name, with one meaning here & a different meaning there, whilst also being the pet name for Francis, I think?


  • #3826
    snor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭snor


    Fanny McGee - now that would be a name!:)


  • #3827
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,856 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    snor wrote: »
    Fanny McGee - now that would be a name!:)

    Or Ulick McGee or Ulick Cox.


  • #3828
    Ciaran_B
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    weemcd wrote: »
    Moffat
    Kaci

    A moffat of tea?


  • #3829
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    There's a primary school in Limerick that has 3 Shakira's in one class, all of whom are cousins. One of the Shakira's has a little sister called Lady Gaga.


  • #3830
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.


  • #3831
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,856 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

    How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?


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  • #3832
    ciaradx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭ciaradx


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

    That's not the worst name tbh, it's the Irish for Louise.
    Sometimes spelled Laoise, or pronounced as Laveesha.


  • #3833
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?

    People love throwing redundant letters into Irish names to make them more obnoxious. Laoise is a beautiful name, spelling it like "Laoghaise/Laobhaise" is ridiculous.

    Other similar examples are:

    Caoilfhionn -> Caoilinn
    Maedbh -> Maebh
    Caoimhseach -> I don't know any other version of this but I just thought I'd throw it in there cos I hate it :pac:


    And before any Gaelgeoirs attack me, I know some of the above are the more traditional spellings, but that doesn't mean I can't complain about them :p


  • #3834
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Gravelly wrote: »
    There's a primary school in Limerick that has 3 Shakira's in one class, all of whom are cousins. One of the Shakira's has a little sister called Lady Gaga.

    No doubt all members of the mobile fraternity. Classy bunch of folk!


  • #3835
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Naming your child Bear...... now thats just nuts!


  • #3836
    jobbridge4life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭jobbridge4life


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    No doubt all members of the mobile fraternity. Classy bunch of folk!

    Not as classy as ignorant stereotypes.:rolleyes:


  • #3837
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

    To close to Lebanese for my liking.


  • #3838
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    jobbridge4life wrote: »
    Not as classy as ignorant stereotypes.:rolleyes:

    To be fair, he is correct in this case.


  • #3839
    FrPhelimYoung
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 169 ✭✭FrPhelimYoung


    I was walking along a street in Galway at the weekend an overheard this English accent calling out "Saxon!!! Put that down Saxon!!!". Turned around and was expecting to see a dog but instead it was a man scolding his little boy!!!


  • #3840
    Hanwellian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 77 ✭✭Hanwellian


    Sumting Wong.

    Bangding Ow.

    Whoflung Dung.

    And of course BJ.


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  • #3841
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?

    Lee Mack is that you? :)


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